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@BobGolen Monty Python did an entire song about that!

After a songwriter dies, he will decompose

@edwinhayward Yes, but maybe the AI is factoring in the full amount of time that it will take you to debug its code to actually make it work properly.

I never get tired of AI telling me at the planning stage that it will take an estimated 3-6 months to code a particular list of features, then coaxing all the features out of them in an hour.

@killingbritain Love the sentiment, hate the fact it’s AI generated. Very conflicted 🫤 Oh, and it’s not even anything like the Count’s voice.

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@hausofvee Please don’t hate on the people who work at UC - they do their best. It’s the system that is to blame, and it’s working exactly as the Tories designed it to! It hope it works out for you. Best of luck.

Applied for universal credit yesterday and told them I have been in hospital for nearly eight months and cannot walk. So they’ve booked me an in person appointment at a job centre like five miles away. They are literally the stupidest people alive

@flightradar24 Obviously that passenger had neglected to pay the “getting safely to your destination” premium.

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@MrTimDunn @chilternrailway I do hope you opened with “do you know to whom you are speaking?” 😉

@chilternrailway I tried the Help Point, too. Because surely this connects to someone who can help? Oh. I don’t often get cross with the railway because we’re all under a lot of pressure, but I’m not the only person on this platform who thinks that this is not a customer-focused railway operation. Come ON this is basic easy stuff to fix

@chilternrailway hi. 1513 from AVP was on time, then shown delayed, then disappeared from board. No staff at station, no info on your service changes in Twitter or your website map. Bus to Aylesbury pulled in and disappeared again, there’s no timetable at your supposed integrated transport hub. All of this is frankly poor. If you cut staff to cut costs then at least give us reliable information. No idea if there’s going to be a 1613 either. Do I trust the display boards? Your team needs to do better.

@LookingBack22 I think a better question is why aren’t they required by law to reinstate the original paving?

Why don’t contractors carefully lift the original pavings and relay it? They won’t even have had to cut them, Instead they tarmac over the repair hole and leave damaged original paving around it.

@SaulStaniforth Unfortunately, given the state of our far-right billionaire owned media, they probably would :-/

"... after Trump captured the Venezuelan president" If soldiers from another country (not at war with us) raided London in the middle of the night, stormed Downing Street, murdered several people & kidnapped the PM, would we describe him as being captured? Of course we wouldnt

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I thought @OctopusEnergy was a serious company, but having @BorisJohnson as a speaker at their #OctopusETS26 conference yesterday is a joke... bang goes their credibility!

Did you notice that Chris Mason took about 5 minutes to turn up on air after Kier Starmer’s resignation? Was that because he and Laura Kuenssberg were having a glass of bubbly to celebrate?

@supertanskiii It’s because the far-right, billionaire-owned media (and I include the BBC in that) had it in for him since Day 1. And, to be brutally frank, Burnham will get the same unless he does something about it!

Now that I’ve processed the joy of Burnham battering Reform, I must admit that I have very mixed feelings about Starmer resigning. Not out of loyalty or admiration, not on a tribal level, it’s just something feels a bit wrong about it all and I cannot quite figure out what it is.

@premnsikka You missed Woolworths and Borders off that list.

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@TheProjectUnity Not quite nobody - there are a lot of videos on YouTube such as this one:

I love how NASA was once like "oh yeah we did this experiment on the moon and it actually rang like a bell for about 8 hours" and literally nobody seems to care or remember that this happened.

@currys No toppings - I’m a Margherita Purist!

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@robby_weidemann There’s not many places where the venn diagram of being a typographer and a Star Wars fan overlaps 🤣

@peterjvandoorn and THAT is why I didn’t write the tweet with the word ellipsis!😂

every single crawl across the 9 saga films ends with 4 dots EXCEPT for return of the jedi for some reason

@StarWarsDaily_ midichlorians - utterly unnecessary and spoils the magic!

If you could change one thing about The Phantom Menace what would it be?

@ianvisits Noooo… spotting Malm units in Escape To The Country house tours and being the first to shout “IKEA!” is our favourite game! @IKEAUK #malmgate!

Extremely unimportant news alert! IKEA is discontinuing the Malm product range.