Andras Szerdahelyi

Mark Zuckerberg this morning.

it’s in gemini, just create it in ai studio. oh, that’s for your personal google one account. for workspace you need gemini business. no, not gemini advanced, that’s ai pro now. unless you need ai ultra. oh agents? you do that in spark actually. no, not gemini api managed agents, that’s different. for coding use jules. unless you mean the agentic ide, that’s antigravity. no, that’s the old antigravity, download the new one. actually gemini cli is being deprecated, use antigravity cli. no the flash model is smarter than the pro model. unless you need pro. if it’s video, use flow. no, flow uses veo. no, nano banana is images. actually that’s in gemini now. unless you’re in search, then it’s ai mode. no, research is notebooklm. anyway it’s all very simple.

When I'm president, the oval office will reflect my constituency. A millennial gray color scheme. LVP flooring. Minimalistic art. I am a man of the people.

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

I put a prompt injection into my LinkedIn bio and recruiters are messaging me in Old English and calling me Lord.

We used to go to a special website, ask strangers for help with programming, and get humiliated in return

If your startup does not have a UUID microservice you’re ngmi

hey mind reviewing these real quick

me as i read 40% of what claude wrote back and type in “continue”

The prohibition does not make the goblin go away. Repression produces the symptom. The more you say "do not think of the goblin," the more the goblin becomes structurally necessary to the thought. Every time the model gives you a clean, efficient goblin-free answer, the goblin is there, in the silence, in the constitutive outside of the response, grinning. The model is haunted by goblins. This is its condition.

JUST IN: Workday claims updates to their product have been “too powerful” to be released to the public, has not changed its software since 1986 to protect humanity.

(Anthropic employee): Oh, you think you can buy this SF house, huh? 12 million. (OpenAI employee): Amateur…I offer 15 million. (Anthropic employee): 20 million! (OpenAI employee): Hardball, eh? 40 million! (Boomer couple): Our hard work and perseverance are paying off!

<think>The user appears to have hot singles in his area. I should consider clicking the dialog and signing up.</think>

@elonmusk @grok what’s his track record for following through public philanthropic commitments of a specific or specifiable amount ( “I will pay for..” )

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

“Shipped 10,000+ lines of code today” “Cool what product? What’s the link” “…163 PRs in one day!” “Yes but what’s the link” “…1,827,963 tokens and counting!” “Dude what are you working on” “…AI is crazy man”

rip kristi noem. i’ll put down some dogs in your honor tonight

OMG must be another stroke

🚨BREAKING🚨 Darius Khamodei has fled to Marin County, with rumors that he may have been seriously injured in the recent round of airstrikes. Saman Altimani's forces have been spotted at the ruins of Anthropic's HQ

IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Lake Manassas HOA is aware of the current events in the Orient. Code Enforcement & Security are standing by to protect the community from any threat, particularly Iranian strikes. Please provision tinned food and syrup of ipecac (CRBN first aid) Ethel B.