Emma Hobson

2 tickets for @frankturner at The Dell, Meon. Tomorrow 20th July. £40 face value. ticketswap.com/listing/frank-…

@sainsburys @LifeOnSarz 😅😅

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@sainsburys your reply bot needs adjusting to at least mimic a actual human.

@mushdafa @Seranilk_ @sainsburys Managed to log in at 10:55. Payment page then wouldn't load properly and now it's saying it's too late to check out an order for tomorrow because it's past 11pm. @sainsburys what do we do?

@Seranilk_ @sainsburys @Phem I can't even login!

@sainsburys @janpallett Same issue here. Following for answer! Delivery booked for 6am tomorrow 😬

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@yourapocalypse You're a six.

I like to think I'm keeping myself in reasonable-ish shape as I get older, but I'm editing a set of capoeira photos and even *looking* at them is making my back twinge.

@Daveoflogic Green one.

@EricaTamposi Favourite type of frog?

On a 16 hour flight AMA/ send help

@ifrit80541 @ask_aubry Progesterone levels in men and women are the same (~1ng/ml) apart from in the 7-10 days of the menstrual cycle called the luteal phase where women's progesterone can spike as high as ~90ng/ml. So your theory doesn't hold up for the majority of the time.

Wondering if this was true so I asked my husband what he got prescribed when he had his wisdom teeth taken out and he said Percocet. I was told to take 800 mg as needed. Same dentist and mine was impacted. Damn.

@tapina @MrJohnNicolson @Ofcom @CommonsDCMS The programme's description says they're looking at the news. Maybe looking is different to presenting?? 🙃

How come Tory MPs are interviewing the Tory Chancellor on GBNews? @Ofcom rules are clear. MPs may not present the news or conduct political interviews. I challenged the Ofcom boss today in the Culture Select Committee- are you satisfied with the answer? @CommonsDCMS

@severalhens @yourapocalypse Most of them are a 6, at best.

Happy 'How Can I As A Man Make International Women's Day About Me' Day.

@yourapocalypse All the kids are talking slang you won't pretend to understand

A few years ago, people were dropping 'to' from phrases like 'let's go to the pub', and I didn't like it. Now brands are saying 'shop' rather than 'shop for', and I don't like that either. I think my point is that while I know language evolves I haven't got to like it.

@yourapocalypse Yep

Consider the musicians you know. Perhaps you're a musician yourself… Did you play the recorder in school? I THOUGHT NOT.

@yourapocalypse As is tradition.

I'm not exactly a wise sporting sage, but if this afternoon you'd have told me that England would lose a quarter final after missing a penalty I would reply 'yes that sounds like the most likely outcome'.

@yourapocalypse *weeks

I sure can't wait to see all the Opinions we're going to get over the next few days.

Was it a video of a woman crossing and uncrossing her legs?

@jessphillips Anything in this? I can't find it anywhere else. euronews.com/2022/04/12/uk-…

Is there more fines to come for other events? Is he going to make the same statement after them all?

@kaihumphries He'll probably put it on expenses.

Did Boris Johnson pay the fine with his wages paid for by the taxpayer… did… did we pay his fine??? Cool cool cool cool cool

@NikkiHesford @MoopcoTim @alibob499 @REWearmouth Uh, disability benefits stop once you reach state pension age... So yeh, he'll still be disabled, and "living" off the state pension...

@crmnlhygne Googled you. You're alright, you've gained a new listener. Carry on.

If @phem doesn’t give @phem4evr her handle up, we will start making music again . Trust me, you don’t want that

@IKEAUKSupport Bought Xmas tree from you this year, received the money off voucher. With your stores closed, can we still use this? If not, are you extending the expiry date at all?

hi guys. so @realDonaldTrump is in the white house constantly searching twitter atmo and for a laugh i’d love to manipulate the algorithm so he sees this pic of mick hucknall pls retweet #biden #trump #USElectionResults2020 #VoteForTrump #TrumpMeltdown #Trump2020