Phil O'Rourke

@Atlantis252 @S_ean94

What a fruit machine sees when it's taken half my rent in an afternoon

@DeChristianLife @S_ean94 I’m fast approaching this era of my life 😂

@S_ean94 @RCGT4_ Ye man, absolutely do what you gotta do,”your coming with me big lad, say bye to your friends for a bit, let’s see how big you are now your on your own in the back of my qashqai”

@philorourke87 @RCGT4_ Yeah I’ve always said if you’re getting fucked up by loads of people you need to at least make an example out of 1 of them 😂 might get twatted but you bite someone’s nose off everyone else runs away 😂

Fkn little tramps about time we see someone sticking up against feral little cunts

@YFIHQ @S_ean94 fucking hell looks like that gremlin thing from 300

Looks like fun.

@RealPostFolder @S_ean94

@SportsJOE_UK @S_ean94 got the 1st 2, downhill after that

Can you name these 5 South American stars??

@hopskipjumpy @anon_opin Because it’s looks shit!

@anon_opin Why?

I'm all for the proposed crackdown on ghost number plates, but they also need look at banning chameleon windscreen tints.

@LuisRevilla @MHassanFootball @S_ean94 this guy really said macallister 😂😂😂😂😂🤡

Focusing on this century: Redondo. Enzo. Mac Allister. Deco (born and raised in Brazil). Cambiasso. Thiago Motta (born and raised in Brazil). Riquelme, though more attacking-minded, as well as Aimar. Chilean golden generation had great midfielders in Vidal and Díaz, Valdivia before them.

Who is the greatest South American central midfielder from the last 30/40 years (Modric/Kroos/Xavi profile)? No, Kaka doesn’t count, AM. Casemiro doesn’t either, DM.

@SKTheKingYT @S_ean94 😂

😂😂😂

@Beno_ldn @S_ean94 😂😂😂😂 savage

Birds that used to take your hat and run are all single mums now, with a massive minge and a coke problem.

@mrsmeowkins @S_ean94

can’t remember anything important in my life other than all the words to this song

@CTNI88 @S_ean94 hell yeah boi 🤘

British people will see this and say hell yeahh

@RedBSierra Should be 2 fines! , 1 for the shit plate and 2 for the even shitter parking, scruff

14mm too short, £30 fine. Yes seriously.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 @S_ean94 a gun would have been much easier no?

After surviving a grizzly bear attack in 1984, this man spent 7 years building bear proof armour to go back and face it

@S_ean94 @equine__dentist Been on woodpecker all day, falling asleep with her head in the freezer……again 😂

@philorourke87 @equine__dentist Kind of thing mum would put on toast for tea next to some Jaffa Cakes and call it a picnic cos she was still too rough to make tea at 4pm

babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter

@Criminalsimpson @S_ean94

@S_ean94 @TheRooster 😂😂 then I would put on cod 4 and just get absolutely annihilated on s&d, go bed well man 🤡

@philorourke87 @TheRooster I was the opposite me if I was on a good run I’d stay up all night thinking I’m getting loads of wins while I’m on a good run 😂 soon as I lost just turn it off

Bro when I tell him I can't play one more game at 4am