Peter Hoddie

I remember when office park lease signs listed only square footage.

I am not a good programmer.

Apple’s 50th, on your @Pebble watch. Classic watch cursor, straight from the icon garden. All in 66 lines of JavaScript. “Designed by Moddable in Belgium.” What makes it tick? github.com/Moddable-OpenS…

Moddable is an open source SDK for embedded apps in JavaScript. In this Zephyr Tech Talk, @kartben and @phoddie explore how Moddable brings JavaScript to embedded systems—with live demos, including Blinky in JavaScript.hubs.la/Q0492vsD0

MDN on Array.prototype[Symbol.iterator]: "The [Symbol.iterator]() method of Array instances implements the iterable protocol and allows arrays to be consumed by most syntaxes expecting iterables." "by most" invites a question I can't answer. Anyone?

They should just put Home Depot next to Lowes. I always end up going to both anyway.

@dalmaer @united You seem to be expecting a machine to.... learn?

Here’s a crazy idea ⁦@united⁩ … maybe prefill my name as it’s what I put in every time? 🤔

Odd definition of Performance you have here, @Fidelity. And maybe you're unaware, but most of this can be done without cookies.

@brookelfnichols Magic. It's all magic. Never let reality get in the way. (I'm good. Hope you are too. Say hey next time!)

@phoddie Peter, this is tech were talking about, where anything is possible! BTW passed by you at Japan town mall a few weeks ago, hope you are well.

This now passes for marketing? 1. Users of your product don't care about the value of your company. 2. Steps define a sequence. Maybe these aren't steps? 3. Doing good needn't be predicated on wealth.

🚀Exciting news: Moddable brings modern JavaScript to Zephyr RTOS! Standard, lightweight, open source, and built for real-world embedded developers. Our preview features Digital, Serial & I²C IO, Web Workers, KVP storage, and advanced debugging. 👉moddable.com/blog/zephyr/

@highvis_supply I found it here: blog.codacy.com/what-is-clean-…. There are variations on other sites. Not sure where the madness began.

@phoddie Wtf is this from 😂

Also, the last paragraph is nonsense because the constant name includes the value, not only the value's purpose.

Hallelujah! (From an upcoming TC39 presentation... and not mine.)

Came across this comment by Knuth: "By the way, if you don't like goto statements, don't read this." Reassuring that not everyone automatically considers a goto statement a sin.

Committing to a project on GitHub for the first time feels like enduring a hazing ritual.

One step at a time. github.com/espressif/esp3…

Three cheers for JavaScript. theregister.com/2025/06/27/cis…

Hey, ChatGPT, the layout is OK, but isn't it usual to break lines at white space?

Every year computers get faster and Word gets slower.