paul turner

@I_amMukhtar How can I stay relevant without any talent.

Remember when Rio Ferdinand called out John Terry for having a fragile ego and for being racist towards his brother, and John ignored the racism bit and only addressed the “fragile ego” part of the tweet?

@Carra23 The big differences with goal keepers is Trafford was brought in as number 1 and it was only a change of circumstances that made donerumma available and your not gonna say no. Kepa was always a number 2 and would 100 percent know that…and Raya in unreal.

A big mistake from Mikel Arteta to choose Kepa over Raya. When you’ve gone so long without a trophy you owe it to your supporters to play your best team in a final.

@RyanGoodo And kept on for 90 ….even moving him inside when bringing madewke on😬

Arsenal wrongly escaped two incorrect VAR penalty calls in games where they won by a single goal 3 times this season their opponents should have been awarded a penalty They have not had a single incorrect call against them. Clear evidence EPL will make sure they lift the title

@ConMarbleHalls @RyanGoodo

Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em

@GriftReport Why is she wearing a gum shield??

"YOU ARE VERY, VERY, VERY SKINNY!" SUSANNA REID BLUNTLY CONFRONTS KATIE PRICE ABOUT OZEMPIC USE ON LIVE GMB! Katie Price, 47, appeared gaunt defending her whirlwind Dubai marriage to Lee Andrews as Susanna Reid admitted concern and told her live: “You are very, very, very skinny.” Price admitted looking “too skinny” and “gaunt” but insisted she’s “healthy” after full medical checks, blood tests and poo tests ruled out Ozempic, blaming low iron and premenopause instead. The chat turned tense when Susanna said she’d be “concerned” as a friend about the speed of the marriage. Katie hit back: “Do you ever really know anyone?” and declared she’s “very happy.” Awkward 😬

What I see here is what I’ve always seen from the club - 100% total transparency and clarity, some other clubs would do well doing the same… Radcliffe are very fortunate (like a lot of football clubs) to have an excellent owner who puts his own money into the club. A club that’s needed huge infrastructure investment over the last couple of years. A fortune spent on the best pitch in the league. A ground invested in to become NLN compliant ie floodlight upgrades, turnstiles, food kiosks, fan zone etc. A lot of money (clearly) has been invested into the football club - it needed it as it was previously left to rack and ruin. A club budget or club spend is different to what a first team budget is… There’s a saying in business, you have to speculate to accumulate and that’s exactly what the owner has done, again like many other football clubs owners have done. But I’ll repeat, there’s huge difference between a club budget (football club spend) and first team budget… So relax, Jordan Hulme is still the top earner at the club on £300 a week 👍

@Ian_M1 In other news Usain Bolt is the fastest man on the planet.

Your regular reminder that football wasn’t invented in 1992. The youngest top flight goalscorer remains Jason Dozzell whilst playing for that lot from Suffolk in 1984 😉

@CallMeStat Up the tractors boys.

For those of you who realise there was football before the Premier League, the youngest top-flight goalscorer is still Jason Dozzell aged 16y & 57 days #ITFC

@fullback_barney @AntonioSabatoJr Proven fact.👍

@pht86 @AntonioSabatoJr Yep. It’s as easy as that. They’re all world class drivers.

If your liking this season of F1 you absolutely have no idea about the sport, period.

@fullback_barney @AntonioSabatoJr Fastest car wins it’s as simple as that.

@AntonioSabatoJr Without looking deeper. McLaren or Red bull fan?

@__scottsaunders @RyanGoodo

“My players wanted to be around the ball, to respect the ball” What kind of nonsense did I just hear?

Absolute dark art, diving, boring cunts, these. Horrendous. The fact as a league we’ve let them piss this is a crime.

@racingblogger Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story…..funny tho.

Harry Redknapp with one of the funniest racing story's you've ever heard! 😅😅😅 #CheltenhamFestival

@YazzLFC Cry then.

Sometimes honesty works against you in modern football. If Virgil van Dijk throws himself to the floor like Gabriel did in the North London derby , the whistle probably goes. The contact gets magnified. VAR slows it down. The referee is forced into a decision. But he stays on his feet. He tries to defend honestly. He trusts the game to reward strength, balance, and integrity. And that honesty costs Liverpool because in today’s game, staying up can make it look like nothing happened. No fall. No drama. No foul. That’s the paradox football says it wants toughness. It says it doesn’t want players going down easily. But the reality? If you don’t go down, you don’t get the call. So what’s the lesson players learn? - Don’t be strong. - Don’t be honest. - Make sure the referee sees it. And that’s the part that hurts because sometimes doing the right thing on your feet ends up being the wrong decision on the scoreboard.

@higo_sufc #NightTerrors

@stuzi_pants Yeeeeee that’s who we should have sympathy for. If all the other absolutely hideous nonsense that this man spews then surely this is enough to get him Off air.

My late mother loaned me £600 years back to pay off my student loan… Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s late mother splashed out £12 million sterling to get her son off on a child trafficking and rape of a minor charge On what planet would anyone have sympathy for the Queen?

@RyanGoodo You support tunas pal……not citie. Let it go.

@PotnoodIefringe 😂😂😂😂

“Just anywhere on the left please mate”

@malonebarry @jord_8

Just when you think this story can't get any better, it produces one of the best pics of all time.