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@DeryBrosPod Watched it in person from right field, Thing of beauty.

That may be the best win of the season. Gavin Williams was absolutely dominant. Christopher Sanchez was untouchable. Kyle Manzardo delivered a massive bomb. This team has got something special to it. #GuardsBall

@CovertheCorner I always thought Grant Balfour was a tough name to give a pitcher …

Holderman the most appropriately named reliever in MLB history, lately

@DeryBrosPod Let’s just hit six of our own and print some Manzlauter tees.

I am not for throwing at guys. But Eloy De La Cruz just walked around the bases. Total pimp job. Gavin should put the next one in his rib cage. -#GuardsBall

@CleGuardians Feel like some T-shirts are in order

You're laughing? ManzLauter keeps happening and YOU'RE LAUGHING? #GuardsBall

@jeffMLBdraft Boy oh boy did you call this one!

I know people will be mad because they want Ingle and love the idea of Tugboat but the Guardians just added the best defensive catcher on the planet. Starting pitching has been the driver this year and every one of them has to be excited.

@DeryBrosPod One of these days they’re gonna put a game out of reach and it won’t be any fun anymore …

The best Cade Smith has been this season. Massive four out save for him. To quote Jean Paul “I gotta get some sleep.” #GuardsBall

@PatrickThePi @AtTheCornerPod Well said

The guy who grabbed Daniel's HR ball from the little girl last night obviously made a mistake. I'm sure he woke up this morning feeling embarrassed, ashamed & humiliated. Shouldn't that be enough? Apparently not. Now the mob is doxing his business & going after his livelihood. To be fair, many of us have probably made mistakes in our lives worse than the one he made last night. We should all be thankful our worse moments didn't play out on national TV... And maybe show a little compassion. And for what it's worth, the little girl is getting a signed bat, signed ball and batting gloves from Schnee. So... I think she's gonna be ok. Let's leave the guy alone.

@jeffMLBdraft In his defense it took three pitches to strike him out

Back to back games in the 9th where Valera strikes out in critical situations please stop going to him. Honestly he might be better served in AAA due to martinez and Schnee rightful getting all the outbats in the OF

@DeryBrosPod So much broken here. SK let the one pitch he could hit go by. We’ve got no one to pinch-run for Manzardo, no one who can put the ball in play with a runner on 3rd. Hoskins is a non-factor, and Jose is rolling balls over to 2B. Can’t hold a 2-run lead, so don’t ask. Can’t score 3.

Not sure what is going on with Kwan but he’s been absolutely atrocious at the plate. These are not Kwan level ABs. #GuardsBall

@CalPenalPod I need to see more from Kwan—or maybe I don’t depending on the AAV. Hard to see him agreeing to come in under $20M/ year but the bat has been too inconsistent lately to support that kind of salary.

Patiently waiting on the CDL and Kwan extensions 🤞

@rivermillion @_sethmorton Are we talking about the President?

@_sethmorton Exactly, we need to move to a model with active perception where it can back up and reread, attending to things that came after, or skip ahead, or pause to think, or remember, or reconsider.

Why what you attend to can't be static: sethmorton.com/blog/what_you_… Transformers can't change what they attend to after training. Backprop is too global and too destructive for continual learning. The brain doesn't work this way. 1/2

@DeryBrosPod Would have loved him to be at second there in the ninth. Ugh. Anyway—really sorry to hear about the injury. Hang tough!

Dirty Dan is at his best when he’s not overexposed. Quality bench piece. #GuardsBall

@PeteFiutak I dunno. What has the fetishizing of brevity done for us these last ten years, other than make us dumber and quicker to anger?

OF COURSE this is how someone resigns from The Athletic ... 500+ words when 50 and an embedded TikTok would suffice

@Super70sSports Toby went on to hit .400 that year, but the media doesn’t want you to know about it

Sunday morning ritual. The kids today will never understand

@CovertheCorner Sure, but why can’t that game be played at 4 PM Pacific?

@phutatorius Tbf, it does make sense for Cleveland to open on the West Coast or down south every year. Because Cleveland weather in mid-April is sketchy enough, let alone in late March

Yeah, I can tell the players that this kind of messaging will turn every fan against you. We all know baseball has a parity problem when it comes to winning titles (and pennants). Don't need to gaslight us. And football fans HATED the Patriots' dynasty.

@CovertheCorner If anybody in baseball gave a crap about us we wouldn’t play at 10 PM every goddamn Opening Day, and our playoff games wouldn’t be played at 1 PM on weekdays. We are here to fill the important teams’ schedules, period.

And, this isn't me saying that the league has to have a salary cap. There are alternate workable solutions. But Bassitt's comments here are silly.

@CovertheCorner His comments aren’t directed at us. They’re directed at the fans who count—Dodgers and Yankees and Cubs and Mets and Phillies fans, all of whom have a reason to support the status quo and will swallow this garbage without asking any hard questions.

@LloydLegalist More like the Meadowlark Lemon?

This guy may be the Michael Jordan of ping pong.

@BlakeHHarris The Guardians extend their own homegrown player at considerably under market value, reducing their 2026 payroll to under $75 million, and a Dodger fan cries hypocrisy. This could be the most ludicrous take in the history of this platform.

$70M in deferrals? The Dodgers are once again ruining baseball and taking advantage of the system .... wait, this was another team? So other teams ARE allowed to do this? And 29 other fanbases have no issue when a team other than the Dodgers does it? Got it

@CovertheCorner It just goes to show how effectively they’ve conditioned fans not to expect the team to consolidate its gains and aim for something higher. Anything better than this is unimaginable, so we can only consider that it could be worse.

To go along with this: "It's ok that the Guardians aren't filling an obvious hole in their lineup because the Indians were AWFUL in the 70's-80's"