Kristen aka DM or Umida
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Kristen aka DM or Umida
@phyrce
Tech writer and former English professor and video game/book/fantasy/many other things nerd. Currently DMing a mix of 5e & homebrew. She/Her/Hers
Las Vegas, NV Katılım Mayıs 2008
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furiosa got me thinking about other extremely well-cast child versions of movie stars. still haven't seen one better than gwyneth in royal tenenbaums
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I have finally gotten myself a jade face roller thingy. I've used it all of 10 minutes and I'm in love. My face feels massaged, my eyebrows relaxed, and my sinus congestion gone! #NotAnAdCuzIDontRememberTheBrand
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@MerriamWebster Malarkey! I'm sure Chef Shenanigans @brianmalarkey would approve
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What's an old-timey word that deserves a comeback?
We're partial to 'jiminy.'
(jiminy crickets, jiminy Christmas!)
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@ADHDForReal "Thorns" which is what I named corned beef hash growing up because my parents insisted on it being cooked to the point of well-done. Overly carbonized and dry.
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Alright @chargers social media team- where is my football anime?!?
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The first out-of-town conference in history where no one gets laid.
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Biggest surprises of the #NFLDraft2024 Round 1:
ARI takes Penix (good for him!!)
KC moves up for Worthy (as reported, but I didn't think they'd actually do it!)
CAR jumps up to 32 for Legette
It was a good night for Xaviers!!
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@ScottHanson @MoveTheSticks When is #RedZone back?! Not enough hours of uninterrupted commercial-free football in my life right now
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Here’s DJ’s closing statement.
We go for real Thursday in primetime. Can’t wait! @MoveTheSticks
nfl.com/news/daniel-je…
Daniel Jeremiah@MoveTheSticks
Mock drafting is fun. Real drafting is funner. See you all tomorrow night!
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@ladyluck34 Or the horrifying Chinese jumping zombies?! (those freak me out!)
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@dimplesndice @ladyluck34 I used to teach English using zombies as a theme and if I was still teaching, I'd bring you in as a 'Zombie Science Expert!' Love this!
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@ladyluck34 Yes. I have thought about this waaaaay too much.
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You’ve been murdered.
Who do you want on your case?
Batman, literally the World's Greatest Detective. If he's not available, send in Maomao.
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Kate Bullock (she/her) Manic Gorgon Dream Girl@katebullockwrit
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on your case?
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@anne_theriault My ex's mother told him that mothers who didn't love their children fed them hamburger helper.
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This is so embarrassing. How does the championship team get such poor treatment? Without Reid, we woulda been dead last. Do better Hunt family! Treat our champions with the respect they deserve! #KCChiefs #YouCanAffordMoreThanChairs
Warren Sharp@SharpFootball
the Hunt family paid $25,000 for the Chiefs in 1960 their franchise value has increased NEARLY TWO BILLION DOLLARS just since 2020: $2.5B in 2020 $4.3B in 2023 who knows what it is now after another Super Bowl win the fact they get to increase sales tax on the community to pay to add features in a renovation is wild the President of the Chiefs had a news conference yesterday threatening to leave Kansas City after their lease expires if the county doesn't vote to pay a higher tax rate to raise hundreds of millions of dollars so the Hunt family's franchise can increase it's value by more billions of dollars
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@cupcakeandy That's too early to have all the boys in the yard.
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Cannot believe #NFLHonors is not live in the literal city it is happening in.
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