Uncle Pinky
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@townhallcom Better yet they should be forced to remain in the chamber (where they cannot fundraise) until agreement is reached.
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@ClimateAudit So, all schools are off limits because they potentially will provide a winner of a prize named for the inventor of an explosive used to kill uncountable numbers.
Cool. Let the people who bomb and hold hostages know.
Also, "won" not"win" but surely that's an oversight.
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@alvarodmann @ClimateAudit Dang. You can't find anything to quote and show I'm wrong, so you think calling it "Orwellian, post-modern wordplay" proves something.
It does. It proves you can't find any errors in my post, but you don't like it.
w.
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@BoulwareH2 @ingelramdecoucy Me. It was me. Sorry if it hurts some feelings. You try living forever with boring food. Mushrooms made everything better. Say thank you, ingrates.
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@ingelramdecoucy This could be said about the vast majority of food. I mean, who looked at mushrooms and took that crapshoot?
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@ingelramdecoucy Hollandaise was invented for artichokes and asparagus. Broccoli when cheese was not available. Aoli is acceptable.
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@TheCriticalDri1 @NateSilver538 It does take some hard squinting but true.
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@GrageDustin @NateSilver538 Youre account is heavily propped up by bot accounts and Elons algorithm. That’s all it is.
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@GoldenAgeUnfold A certain granddaughter misses someone who didn't have to be forced to acknowledge her. Missed out on the creepy sniffing and showers though. Probably better off.
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@mkhammer Language, young lady! Justified or not ... eh, will let this go. But you are on double-secret probation.
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This is just Whole Foods shoplifting. They fancy it a better kind of theft bc they’re educated elites and their reasons for doing it are more therapized than the average thief. But if you move to another country to escape a $60 a month payment, you’re a loser and a whiny bitch.
Clifford Asness@CliffordAsness
Perhaps only the NYT could drop this in the middle of a story, spend not a moment musing about it, and move on.
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@wil_da_beast630 Just ate. Didn't need to revisit my food so suddenly. You will pay for this.
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@jvgraz @shortmagsmle @EngleOneZero You seem upset. Maybe your husband can give you a hug and some soothing words whispered in your ear.
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@shortmagsmle @EngleOneZero And yet here you are still whining about it.
Nothing gets you sensitive snowflakes more weepy than someone failing to kiss your low-quality, degenerate ass.
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Why haven't you enlisted, Lee?
Lee (Greater)@shortmagsmle
I’m noticing a lot of foreigners who seem to not understand why we’d risk hundreds of lives, spend millions of dollars, and sacrifice several aircraft to rescue one guy. And the reason they don’t understand is also the reason people can’t be made American by a piece of paper.
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@0liviajulianna The one who actually talks to people instead of gorging itself on Ding-Dongs and self aggrandizement while watching its soap operas and struggling to get off the couch for a selfie? Be honest, you had people there in case you collapsed.
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@neeratanden You might be surprised. If you actually had a brain. Sadly, from ear to ear the wind blows.
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No President has ever debased this country like Trump. Not a one.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
"Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell" -- Jake Tapper reads Trump's Truth Social post on air
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@mehdirhasan Oh dear. Why don't you go and fight with your brethren?
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This is what happens when 77 million people take leave of their senses and put a manifestly unqualified, unfit, mentally ill narcissistic man-child in charge of the country and the world's most powerful. military. This is what happens when the media 'bothsides' election coverage.
Axios@axios
Trump to Axios: Iran deal possible by Tues., otherwise "I am blowing up everything" trib.al/PPfDBN4
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@BernieSanders Cool. Lay down your security guards' weapons and give me one of your houses.
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@ImMeme0 "All we want is the right to marry" sure got weird quite quickly.
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@NoFrankingWay How long has it behaved like this? Rabies has a fairly rapid onset before symptoms are noticed. Do be careful.
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@Hot_hamburg_sw @Trav_Brown512 @acnewsitics Almost got me. Very dry wit and not over the top sarcasm. Good job.
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@Trav_Brown512 @acnewsitics That was accumulated after Trump cancelled the agreement. We had them under control before that
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