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@DhravyaShah @JustJake 7 letters

@JustJake "your mom?" (it was really funny in my head)

What comes after CPU shortage? Hint: 9 letters

@marlene4719 Everyone is fat

Boomers in The Villages pretending they love high gas prices, war, and a senile paedophile president. I count my lucky stars that a good education and critical thinking skills saved me from such an appalling and pitiful existence.

Came across this beautiful rock art on the beach.

@BeowolfBrother @consequence if a comedian needs to explain his joke, you may be stupid

@consequence If a comedian has to explain a joke then he has failed as a comedian. Fire Jimmy Kimmel and hire someone whose jokes are funny.

Jimmy Kimmel responded directly to Melania Trump during his opening monologue on Monday night after the First Lady called for his firing: "I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it." "You know how sometimes you wake up in the morning and the First Lady puts out a statement demanding you be fired from your job? We've all been there, right? What a day. "As you know, they had to cancel the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington on Saturday night after a man with multiple guns and knives crashed the party and may have shot a Secret Service officer. Fortunately, the guy was wearing a bulletproof vest and is okay. He was charged today. No one was hurt, thank goodness. A lot of people were shaken up on a night that is supposed to be light-hearted. "The White House Correspondents' Dinner, if you don't know, it used to be an annual event before Trump showed up, but every year they'd have a comedian roast the room. The President, the Vice President, members of the press—everybody got roasted. I did it once; I hosted it. It was a lot of fun. "But this year they said, 'No comedian. We're bringing in a mentalist instead.' So on Thursday, three days before the event, in order to keep that cherished tradition alive, I did my own version of the correspondents' dinner on my show. I put on a tuxedo. We pretended we had an audience of luminaries. We used old footage of the Trumps, of Pete Hegseth, J.D. Vance, Kid Rock, Vanilla Ice, all the members of his cabinet, and we made it seem like they were all together in a room. We had a little roast. "Again, this was Thursday, and there was no big reaction to it until this morning when I greeted the day facing yet another Twitter vomit storm, and a call to fire me from our First Lady, Melania Trump, saying I should be fired because of a joke I made, again, five nights ago. "It was a pretend roast. I said, 'Our First Lady, Melania, is here. Look at her. So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.' Which obviously was a joke about their age difference and the look of joy we see on her face every time they're together. It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I am. It was not, by any stretch of the definition, a call to assassination, and they know that. I've been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence in particular. "But I understand that the First Lady had a stressful experience over the weekend, and probably every weekend is pretty stressful in that house. And also, I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it... because, by the way, I also should point out: Donald Trump is allowed to say whatever he wants to say, as are you, and as am I, as are all of us. Because under the First Amendment, we have as Americans a right to free speech."

Trump is a Scummy Radical, Terrorist, Lunatic. He's a Demonic Vermin and Evil Fascist Marxist. Trump is Garbage. He's the true enemy of the people and the enemy within this great nation. Trump is clearly a treasonous animal and a degenerate lowlife running this country into the ground. These aren't my words. These are all things that Trump has said about Democrats over the last 6 months.

@EdKrassen He did nothing.

WOW! Trump just lost it when he was asked: “What do you say to the American people who question how much longer this (war in Iran) will take?” Trump: “You are such a disgrace? Do you know what I just said? Vietnam! How many years was Vietnam? How many years was Vietnam? I took the country out militarily in the first 4 weeks.”

@allllllnavy @KobeissiLetter “This is our first sign of a potential end to this war”. They’ve announced the end of this war at minimum 20 times.

This is our first sign of a potential end to this war If this deal is finalized and signed, it means the Strait of Hormuz will reopen and global shipping can resume This will likely trigger a huge relief rally in the stock market, allowing prices to surge While simultaneously dropping crude oil prices The beginning of the end???

BREAKING: President Trump releases a statement on the deal that he says is being made with Iran.

@joekent16jan19 Ronald Reagan was not obligated to Saudi Arabia and Qatar

POTUS is laying out two courses of action—a negotiated settlement, or a major escalation. There is a third option, and he should take it: recognize there is no way to force a positive outcome and simply leave. The region is not ours to fix. President Reagan chose this path in Lebanon in ‘84, withdrawing U.S. forces after the Beirut barracks bombing once it became clear the mission’s stabilization goals could not be met, effectively ending direct American military involvement and avoiding a deeper quagmire and long-term entrenchment in the region. A negotiated settlement is unlikely to work or be taken seriously by the Iranians unless we make concessions on the enrichment issue. As we saw yesterday in the SOH, the IRGC is empowered to act without the consent of the civilian leadership, so it’s likely they won’t honor any deal reached. A major escalation will lead to a very destructive outcome for Iran, the region, and eventually the U.S. If POTUS chooses brute force and targets civilian infrastructure, we will create another generation of radicalized Iranians who will rally around the regime and escalate the war by any means possible. If POTUS opts to strike the civilian infrastructure, declare victory, and then leave, we will only further erode our standing in the world, the petrodollar, and eventually our status as the world’s reserve currency holder. We need to get out now. Don’t double down on failure. Avoid the sunken cost trap, leave now, and put America’s interests first.

@BiatchDulce Their

@BiatchDulce They do. They consider the money that you donate at their store there donation when it’s given to the charity.

I'm tired of grocery stores asking me if I want to round up to end world hunger. You're a $10 Billion corporation and I'm out here using a coupon to save 50 cents on a bag of potatoes. Why don't YOU donate to end world hunger.

@AndreasSteno We hardly even need it

Oil is simply less relevant for the economy than it once was..

@RealHousewifeMi @KatieMiller Neither are nazis

@KatieMiller Ummm… ma’am. Have you seen your husband?

Liberal men aren’t attractive.

@DonMiami3 That’s the same as when I tell my buddy hey, let’s hang out sometime.

This is not even a headline.

Let’s get #CancelDoorDash trending right now!!!!! ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

@atrupar I’ll say 1000 times I can’t believe people can listen to him talk and believe his bullshit

Trump: "President Xi just wrote me a beautiful letter. He responded to a letter I wrote because I had heard that China is giving weapons to Iran. I wrote him a letter asking him not to do that. And he wrote me a letter saying that essentially he's not going that."

@RealJoeGlover @ProfessorPape @MarioNawfal Ignorant people are intimidated by educated people. They lash out. I’ve seen a lot of this the last 12 years.

@ProfessorPape @MarioNawfal Robert Pape is a communist sympathizer who is cozy with our greatest threat- China. Supports Iran and is rooting for USA to fail in the Middle East. Take all he says in context of who he works for.

First full day of the U.S. naval blockade on Iran: - Zero vessels left Iranian ports - Six merchant ships turned back after American warnings - No shots fired, no enforcement needed Meanwhile, traffic through the Strait of Hormuz continued normally with over 20 vessels passing through. The blockade is off to a quiet but effective start. Iran blinked first, ships are turning around without a fight. The real test will come in the next few days when Tehran decides whether to push back or keep playing it safe. Source: WSJ

@atrupar They voted for the lies. Bait and switch

Sen. Tuberville: "Almost 80 million people voted not for Democrat or Republican. They voted for Donald Trump. And he deserves to get everything in as quick as possible during this last term that he's in."

@donkoclock @RepRaskin No. He’s doing plenty of damage the Republican Party. Let that dog hunt.

Do you support Jaime Raskin's @RepRaskin long-shot bill to invoke the 25th amendment on Donald Trump? Yes or No?

@ArtCandee I will never never never understand how people buy this bullshit

Not reading all that.

@FranceRsistanc1 Have you ever worked with someone that is worthless at their job but they walk around like a big shot because they’re friends/family with the boss so they’re untouchable

👁‍🗨🤡💩Benjamin Netanyahu menace toute l'Europe de ne pas s'impliquer et de déclencher une guerre mondiale avec l'Iran, affirmant qu'Israël n'oubliera pas ce que vous avez fait. Combien de temps encore ce con va chier sur le monde entier sans que personne ne bouge ?⏰