Low carbon lesbian 🥦

I am however gonna encourage you to wear a helmet whenever you cycle because yes I was going quickly but accidents happen all the time - and without a helmet I'd be a lot worse off (also buy a new helmet after every impact)

@PushTheSutton @asda @AsdaServiceTeam This is bad but asda custard doughnuts are actually accidentally vegan!

@bigdybbukenergy @ANNVYSHINSKY Mine grew back but I also had it done at 18 so I feel like maybe they weren't done growing? I'd say they're not as big as they were/would have been but yeah I didn't know that, and I didn't even really put on weight

Me when I’m defending the British power socket:

you won, jonas. enjoy the money, i hope it makes you happy. dear lord, what a sad little life, jonas. you ruined my night completely so you could have the money and i hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. because you have all the grace of a reversing dump

Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.

@PrimeministerGR Congratulations! 🏳️‍🌈 💙🤍💙🤍💙

@AWFCtickets @ArsenalWFC Still got 4x adults for North Block tonight

@paigeeeedwards @AWFCtickets @ArsenalWFC Hey yes they are!

@piscesprawn @AWFCtickets @ArsenalWFC Are they still available?

GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨 To celebrate the @Lionesses being back under the arch (🤩), we’re giving you the chance to win a signed shirt ✍️ All you have to do is like, share and follow us to be in with a chance! #Lionesses

When England men won the World Cup there were 16 teams in the tournament and they had never been banned from playing football. So yeah, you're right, should the women do it on Sunday, the scale of the achievement is not at all the same. It's far greater 👍

me after every single world cup match:

Maybe niche, but does anyone know any celebs/influencers, blogs, books, podcasts, interviews with women who have identified as gay/lesbian and later realised they're bisexual and trying to deal with feeling less authentically queer and change of identity?

Does anyone have any quotes they love on neurodiversity/adhd/autism please?

06 Mar 2023: Water - 41.0F / 5.0C; Air - 39.2F / 4.0C. A new survey has found that owners of Ortlieb bike panniers spend an average of 6.7 hours a week rummaging.

i will concede there are “greater problems” in the world but also the fact that all quorn products aren’t vegan as standard is, at the bare minimum, a flagrant breach of the geneva convention and i will not sleep until i see mr. quorn in the hague.

Does anyone know the tiktok of a woman doing a skit buying tickets at the movie saying she'll just watch a movie and have an early night?

@twoshadesofhope Ultimate soreen fan here 🙋‍♀️

I first had a lunchbox soreen in august, so what I’m saying is “Soreen, soreen, soreen, soreeeeeeen” to the tune of Jolene has been running through my mind everyday for the last 2 months