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@janecoaston "Make yourselves look like the reasonable ones" is a lesson regrettably lost on most current left-wing protest movements. I guess this is what happens when you're aiming for internet points instead of political capital.

@SenatorLuma The absolute nadir of 2010s cringe was Pete having High Hopes as his campaign song. That said Counting Stars is still a bop.

2014 really was the fucking dark ages dawg

@Nexuist @zetalyrae Anyone trying to argue that a Geiger counter falls under "unreasonable search" would be laughed out of court. It's very much in the public interest for the government to know if you or your possessions are radioactive!

@zetalyrae It’s not particularly surprising that law enforcement would be scanning for radioactive materials given the relative ease of detection and the definitive severe impact of letting it through

What the fuck

@DJBranham @StatisticUrban Monroe. You know better than me whether that definition is actually correct though.

@pixburghdem @StatisticUrban Which one?

Bob Casey's loss was honestly so pathetic. I’m not saying he should've won easily, but a three-term incumbent should at least have been able to outrun Trump by as much as f’ing Elissa Slotkin did in an open seat. If he had even just tied her overperformance, he would've won.

@DJBranham @StatisticUrban At least under the state's definition, he won at least one rural county. At any rate, Philly's turnout was so low that its total vote share was below Allegheny's. Had Philly cast the same number of votes as Allegheny, Casey would've won.

@pixburghdem @StatisticUrban Bob casey last won a rural county in 2012

@RealAlbanianPat This is incredible.

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@estherzelda0514 That's the point of marriage if you actually love your spouse, something which most of these chuds appear incapable of doing.

The point of a sex therapist recommending sexual activity that a woman likes that doesn't have to lead to intercourse is because most women do not get turned on by ideas and visuals, they need intimate touch without strings attached frequently. If she's horny for you she'll initiate sex more often and find it fun, an activity to do together, not one to lie back and think of if she needs to empty the dishwasher. Isn't that the point of marriage? Am I crazy?

Really glad I'm getting married to a woman soon after the days of discourse about how if a woman turns on a man by kissing him, he is entitled to stick his dick in her and it's abusive if she disagrees. This is why I sincerely hope those of you with that attitude die alone.

@pazarts97 Jesus Christ, what a weirdo.

In the acknowledgements section of his Ph.D he reduces his relationships to "bodily fluid exchanges" and openly lusts for a fictional character.

This is the same dissertation where Foster tricked a Palestinian family into thinking that he was a relative of theirs in order to gain access to their family library and describes the deception as exhilarating because he got to pretend to be Palestinian.

@ArmoredNorman Almost like people have always been people, and always will be.

The more we learn of Rome, the more we understand that Disney's Hercules was actually realistic (that the modern/post-modern era has more in common with the classical people, sociologically, than we previously thought)

@wittgenfine This is really depressing, just not in the way OP thinks it is.

There’s a part in the book White Noise where the characters talk about losing their identity once they’ve aged out of being the primary demo for advertisements and marketing.I think about that every time I see nostalgia porn videos because they’re always just ads for old products

@nikicaga TikTok, probably

What happened to just getting coffee or dinner somewhere nice

Yeah I think its pretty fair to be like "Yeah I can't top that" and give up

@iamalmostlegend Yankee to the core but I got 17, including chitlins 😁

7 for me. Whoever is a 16+ lives deep in the country, cooks all of this in the backyard, and has a wind chime made of beer cans on the front porch.

@HeidiBachram @TfL Wow, can you see the crazy in those eyes. Six years isn't enough.

“Meet Sam” posters put up on tube trains this morning ahead of his sentencing for hitting a female police officer with a SLEDGEHAMMER. I don’t want to meet Sam ever. @TfL

@bcuriouswithme I'm so sorry.

My dad died this afternoon. I had a very difficult relationship w him, mostly bc he was a codependent shit who allowed his GF to spew toxic waste into our family for the last 9 yrs. BUT, I was able to be w him for the last 8 days bc she's in Mexico. And I was w him when he died.

@Frialum It's not a coincidence. Most autocracies and illiberal democracies around the world are deeply in bed with Putin. Ukraine is fighting for the future of Western civilization.

Ukrainian flag becoming the symbol of the fight against oppression is a phenomenon that needs to be studied

@law_martian @Feldfrog Some comparisons are more accurate than others, though.

@Feldfrog There was a period of time where every tour guide on a college campus would compare it to Hogwarts.

A lot of the core appeal of Harry Potter was the fantasy of going to a wealthy coed boarding school

Very unfortunate that the Stand Up for Sudan Act has been lost in the news cycle. This is a necessary bill in order to end the violence in what the UN has called “the epicenter of human suffering in the world”. Please call your congressperson and ask them to co-sponsor the bill

@ArchaeoBenjamin Ugh that sucks. Very glad you're okay. I hope everything turns out well with insurance :/

Fucking hydroplaned into another car. All humans are OKAY. Minimal damage on other car. Likely totaled my car. FUCKING FUCKSHIT FUCK.

@ntorok4 There's a world in which PA goes bluer than CA this cycle and I want to live in it

Pennsylvania's Gubernatorial Election polling the same as California's is truly something

@oroligtoctopus Exactly. They'll drop it and chase after the next shiny object without any care for the people they hurt in the process. Fitzgerald put it best.

@pixburghdem I'd imagine quite a few, unfortunately. If there's one thing I have learned, it's that few can resist a good fad or meme, that advocacy for marginalized groups is trend-based, and that morality is elastic. Give them time, and they'll find another passion project.

How many Jews has this one blocked over the past 48 hours because we: 1. will not compromise our morals and vote for a politician with a totenkopf tattoo, 2. called her out when she invoked the dual-loyalty trope?