asimp await

so disappointing to match with someone & find out they only wanted you for a PR review 😞

i'm not single, i'm just between devastating relationships 🙂

United feature to "duel" people for their seat

@NVIDIAGeForce fellas what do u do when she says "it's me or the #RTX4060"

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@dorianvanserra @kyrre_vn only on perm press

My 8yr old made herself a bookmark. I haven’t seen the bookmark, but these are the scraps I found on the counter. 🤣

@nickfloats that bayou drip

Gucci Florida Collection 🧵 1-5

@mctempletons @honkytonkwhore @mtvsjackass in addition to the Merz B. Schwanen 215 Loopwheeled from this shot, he also wears Velva Sheen and Whitesville shirts google.com/amp/s/nymag.co…

@honkytonkwhore @mtvsjackass merzbschwanen.com he wears this brand for the t-shirt on that shot

need to know what bra she’s wearing that looks good with that type of shirt . i’ve struggled with this all my life

@endingwithali for when ur movin keys

hey kid, you wanna buy a keyboard?

@endingwithali it's an important part of ensuring good uptime

I call my weekly “everything” shower doing “server maintenance”

@noampomsky once yall get some good coconut floss in your life, you'll want to floss another pro tip: date somebody who is grossed out by ppl not flossing daily... it's a great motivator

do you floss regularly?

@kenwheeler *ALLEGEDLY

Moments after being caught both doing her own make up AND stealing raisins

@hellolukehere @noampomsky prolly bc he doesn't work there

@noampomsky Why DID Meta not lay him off??

guy beside me is an aspiring tech influencer telling a girl about how he wrote a medium article titled “why meta didn’t lay me off” and how he just started making “day in the life” videos

the gc says that it was very brave of you to choose that GitHub profile pic

@OrwellNGoode Not Every Word Sadamnacronym

@dannypostma I was nervous about the quality of my input photos. But the outputs are amazing. Thanks for creating & sharing this!

These headshots? Made entirely by AI. 😎 Introducing HeadshotPro: professional headshots for remote teams (or yourself). Details in the next tweets ↓

@jarredsumner @jaredpalmer it’s just hard for us GitHub reply guys. we always wanted you to be an Incremental Bundle Baddie, but you’ve always been more of a Runtime Rebel. some people say they’re the same aesthetic but we, as your stans, recognize the subtle but meaningful differences. just give us time

once every couple months someone tags @jaredpalmer instead of @jarredsumner or vice versa

@maxcher67311329 @p8stie fine Billhelm then

@p8stie No german guy is named bill

@Stev1eValent1ne it's the "Relationship to Gumlock" for me