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Drinking a juice box (fruit punch) about to go to sleep in my bed, where my cat lies, licking her self.

@BestMovieMom I’ve had a crush on Goose basically my whole life

Tony Scott almost got fired off Top Gun (1986) for the volleyball scene, spending a full day shooting what was a single paragraph in the script, with the director later admitting: "I had no vision other than just doing soft porn."

@yugiohartworks I had to make sure my dad never saw this card because he’d get mad like when he took away my pojo Pokemon guide that had a picture of “Misty’s Tears” in it

where will closeted gay guys have stilted conversations with their fathers until a busty waitress bestows upon them the greatest kindness they’ve ever received and it fundamentally changes the trajectory of their lives??? you think that’s happening at fucking Applebee’s??

Just got made aware I missed an item in Pokopia. Actually had the image all done I just erased its database entry by mistake Every single app and site I just checked for it is missing it. Unbelievable.

@awkwardgoogle She would have loved myspleen

This woman recorded over 300,000 hours of TV over 35 years because she was scared people would try to rewrite history

@KingdomHeartGuy I still get chills

Niggas acting like this isnt a top 10 moment in gaming history. CROSS OVER JESUS born from one of the biggest ips in gaming AND THE LARGEST IP IN HISTORY flys into whats basically cross over the game. WHAT THE FUCK DOES WALUIGI HAVE OVER THIS

@memechaotic I adore her. We got to do that once when I worked at a pizza place and it felt sooooo good to tell that dude to never call again.

She kept it real.

@KirbyCheatFurby I feel like I had a version of this card as a youth… maybe from like a starter deck or something? Anyways I wish for my cat to have many more long years with me because I’m not ready for him to go. Aaaaa I’m crying now.

WISHMAKER GIVEAWAY this is for a reverse holo jirachi from hidden legends i pulled as a kid. it's damaged, but i want a fan to keep it who will cherish it like i did to participate in this... simply answer my question: what do you wish for? winner will be confirmed may 24!

As a kid my brother fell into some dimension called "nutritionland" where all these fruits/vegetable sung him songs about nutrition To this day he's always like "man you're acting like you forgot all the lessons we learned in nutritionland" I have to remind him I didn't go there

@_ayandamay I only recently threw out my Sen10r tee shirt…

I’ll never forgive Class of 2010 for being able to spell “SEN10RS” like that....

@MatznerJon We did this a lot when Office 2007 and the docx format came out. The school computers didn’t update for a long time so a common tactic was to send in a docx file and then act flustered when the school computer couldn’t open it. It would get you an extra day.

What kind of peppers are they?

@BUNNlCULA Ok but I adore Adult Mom

for a while there every band was called stuff like teen jeans and mom dad

@kishinates I thought tapu bulu was probopass

watched a video about pokemon but only made with 3 ms paint shapes and its actually so fun i wont lie. these are too obvious i think

@jazzanchovy The yellow looks really green in person, I was disappointed

Should I get blue or yellow macbook

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@VHSmeow @UltimaShadowX I used to get a strawberry lemonade with matcha at Starbucks. I called it shrek piss

@UltimaShadowX everyone is talking about the dirty soda but nobody is sayinf anything about the fucking MATCHA LIMEADE. THEY DIDNT EVEN TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK APPEALING IT LOOKD LIKE ALGAE. I WORK THERE AND I HAVE YET TO SEE ANYBODY ORDER IT

You can tell things are at rock bottom when Dunkin’ Donuts starts officially selling Pilk.

@k_44884 @JJBASoundDesign “That isn’t my style at all”

yugi was punk as hell with all those chains and belts 🔥

@PlushSonicReal @EpicEli730 Holy shit I haven’t thought about this song in almost 20 years. Mario Mix was one of my favorite DDR games because I didn’t have to switch all the cables around to plug in a ps2 to play.

DDR Mario Mix is the funniest Mario game because throughout the whole game, the OST consists of dance remixes of old Mario songs… and then the second to last stage in the story mode hits you with THIS banger 😭

@_Glossy_ziva I’m glad I didn’t see this in theaters with my dad like we originally planned

When the piercing flex backfires 😭