Phil Jirsa

@shanselman youtu.be/8fnfeuoh4s8

everyone is stressed out at work because we are shaving yaks all day hanselman.com/blog/yak-shavi…

@EoinHiggins_ When that baby hits 88 MPH...

How the fuck are these things legally on the road

@shanselman Levels 1-6: Trying to prove to everyone you know that you think you're crazy rich. Levels 7+: You are crazy rich.

I still do 1 and I’m doing well. This list is insane.

@VeryAvgDad I remember. Only recently started tracking. Here's a map of courses within 50 miles of my house that are publicly accessible that I've never played. I've got some work to do!

Those of you who track how many courses you’ve played - how do you know? When you first started playing did you start immediately keeping track your first time out or are most of your lists estimates based on what you can remember from your youth?

@shanselman @SimoneGiertz Is there an add-on button for Feb 29 this year?

Updated my wall with a new @SimoneGiertz Every Day Calendar I’m going to use to meet my fitness goals! yetch.store/products/every… saved up and used allowance. It is heavy and well made.

@LouStagner For me, it's not "where I leave my approach shots" it should read "where my approach shots end up". 🤣

It goes without saying but where you leave your approach shots has a HUGE impact on your scores. The numbers below are average shots to hole out for a 5 index player from different spots around the green. KEY TAKEAWAYS: The locations are ordered from most difficult to least difficult. Location one is hardest, location 8 is easiest. Spot number one, being shortsided in the rough, is the most difficult. Spot one is four yards closer than spot three, but spot one is 0.12 shots more difficult because you are shortsided! Notice that even a 70 foot putt is better than anything off the green! The equation is simple: * Hitting more greens will lower your scores. * Shortsiding it less will lower your scores. The Data: Spot 1: 20 yards shortsided rough : 2.88 shots Spot 2: 15 yards bunker: 2.87 shots Spot 3: 24 yards rough: 2.76 shots Spot 4: 22 yards fairway: 2.65 shots Spot 5: 9 yards rough: 2.46 Spot 6: 70 feet green: 2.44 Spot 7: 40 feet green: 2.22 Spot 8: 10 feet green: 1.81 data from @ArccosGolf

It's incredible that #AI can ace medical MCQs. Now we need benchmarks reflecting real-world clinical tasks! My team's "Hack Week" @MSFTResearch explored #GPT4 to * Structure clinical forms as @HL7 FHIR * Sift through EHR data * Auto-populate form fields youtu.be/iy0xFfKHJwE

@sympmarc Re-install SharePoint

What's the fix if someone has removed the "SiteName Owners" Group from the Site Owners in a SharePoint Team Site? #SPHelp

@hackerfantastic Next time, log in to your on-premises DC instead. 😉

You come into work on a Thursday afternoon and remotely login to your on-premise Windows 2019 domain controller and this screen greets you. In a tweet, what if anything, are you doing about it?

@LouStagner You've discovered my secret power, I'm always angry.

When you hit a "bad" shot, and you feel yourself starting to get mad, just run with it. Double down on that anger. You should let that shot impact not only the rest of your round, but the rest of your day. From that point forward, for at least 24 hours, you should be mad and angry. It doesn't matter that you play once a week, and practice less than that. Golf is easy and your poor play is unacceptable. It's very important that you get mad, and that others see how mad you are. If it's a really bad shot, for example, you hit a wedge OUTSIDE 10 feet, you should start cursing at yourself, probably out loud. If people a few holes over can't hear you, you are probably not cursing loud enough. Once you hit your second "unacceptable" shot during a round, that is the spot where you throw and/or break a club. It's at this point you should probably say you would have been better off not playing golf today. Because golf is easy, and unless you play perfectly, you SHOULD get mad. Yeah - you obviously should not be doing this. It sounds completely ridiculous when it's written out like this doesn't it? Yet this is the cycle so many get caught in.

My nearest #Azure Data Center is North Central US (42ms). Find out yours azurespeedtest.azurewebsites.net

@Alex_Pearce Can i get some samples of that, maybe on a Charcuterie board? 😆

Introducing my Microsoft Copilot Cheesewheel. This has been really useful when talking to people about the diffence between Microsoft Copilot and Microsoft 365 Copilot. I hope you find my series of posts and general information around Copilot valuable to your knowledge of the products and its implementation. More to come in the next few days #microsoftAI #Microsoftcopilot #Microsoft365copilot #Microsoft alexpearce.tech/ai/introducing…

@zacbowden Gotta pay for the Plus pack ;)

Windows has had a dark mode since Windows 10 Version 1511, released November 2015. To this day, it is still incomplete. Even in Windows 11, there are elements of the OS that do not adhere to dark mode. I hope Microsoft finally finishes it with Windows 12 lol

@shanselman RēlD3v

It’s DevRel not RelDev

@InternetH0F I'll take "Things Minnesota meteorologists say for $500" Alex

@LouStagner golfpad.events

Anyone have recommendations for a free LIVE scoring app I can use for rounds with friends (2-3 groups)? Simple hole-by-hole score entry. Live leaderboard. Would be open to a paid option if "reasonable".

@PGATOUR @TOURChamp @eastlakegc

211 yards to an island green. What club are you pulling?

@practicalgolf I have anger issues to resolve.

I believe the most successful golfers are those that manage their expectations the best. Yes, it’s nice to keep lowering your handicap. But your scores do not have to define your happiness in this game.

@john_lam @anacondainc So beautiful

Python in Excel is now a thing! Python is now a peer of the Excel formula language and you can mix both languages seamlessly in the Excel grid. Python runs on Azure and is powered by the @anacondainc Python distribution. This was a multi-year collaboration between the Python team in Developer Division and the Excel team. It was a privilege of a lifetime to work daily with @gvanrossum @ahejlsberg @keyurp32 @jjmcdaid @zooba @iritkatriel @oterocarlos and a few other folks who don't use this site. techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/excel-blog/…

@JenMsft Wait, it isn't fancy? Did Long John Silvers take over or what?

Did anyone else think red lobster was a fancy restaurant when they were a kid?