Emma Wyllie

Keir Starmer is currently jumping around Downing Street. Either Arsenal have won the league or someone's dug up some dirt on Andy Burnham... #kitileaks

It’s finally here!!!🚨 Clarkson’s Farm Season 5 trailer!🤩 What do you think?😎

A special evening celebrating Sir David Attenborough's 100th Birthday at The Royal Albert Hall.

True story ❤️

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💡 Weekly brain boost, give your mind a quick workout with this week’s #GCHQPuzzle. Don’t worry—no pressure 😉 Share your answer below 👇

@JamesMelville Here just now, it's beautiful in the sunshine, can't wait to see @SusanCalman at the Byre ❤️

I know I’m biased because it’s my hometown, but in my opinion, St Andrews in Fife is the best town in Britain. It has everything. Ancient history. Beautiful Georgian architecture. The home of golf. West Sands beach (immortalised in the opening scene of Chariots of Fire). Staggeringly beautiful enormous skylines. Endless great pubs, restaurants, independent shops and a vibrancy that is sadly lacking in so many towns right now. It’s an unbelievably special place. ♥️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

PRIDE OF THE NORTH 🔴 @afcfansproject 👏

Today is #NationalPenguinDay so we're remembering that time we made a Penguin out of Penguin Books. It's a Penguin Penguin. 🐧

Keith is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith has opened 7 gates, occupied a barn roof for 11 consecutive days, cleared an entire knotweed stand worth £4,000 to remove chemically, eaten Steve's bindweed, been in the churchyard twice, been in the road an estimated 14 times, eaten the water heater instructions, been in Dave's kitchen (standing there, not eating anything, just standing), and filed the structural details of every fence on the farm into a memory that has never once been cleared. He has done all of this while also being the single most cost-effective conservation intervention on the property. These are not separate facts. They are the same fact. Keith does not distinguish between the work and the escape. The escape is work. The work is escape. The fence is a project. The project is completed. The project leads to the next project. The knotweed leads to the churchyard. The churchyard leads to the road. The road leads back to the east ditch. The east ditch was cleared in one season. There is a man named Steve who has filed twenty-nine formal complaints about Keith. Steve's bindweed is gone. Steve does not yet understand that these are the same story. Dave has £387 in gate receipts, a positive net outcome column on every row since entry seventeen, a churchyard booking for next month, and a corner post with a 4mm flex that Keith has known about since Margot's visit and has not yet acted on. Not yet. Keith is not done. Keith is never done. Keith is ten thousand years of Zagros Mountain goat compressed into a Devon field, and the fence between him and the rest of the world has always been a negotiating position rather than a boundary. Be ungovernable. Do the work. Leave the field better than you found it. The knotweed is at 6%. Keith is thinking.

There is a difference between height & stature … starting my day with a happy encounter with the mighty @tobytarrant at Radio X talking all things ⁦@therosebudpod⁩ & ⁦@edfringe⁩ - my kind of St George’s Day morning. Good morning!

#FifeRP were carrying out speed checks on the A92 as part of the #MotorcycleSafetyCampaign when they observed this motorcycle travelling at 114 mph. The rider will be reported to @COPFS For some important motorcycle safety information click the link - orlo.uk/eSy7d

The view from here … not easy getting in to central London today … I’m on my way to Leicester Square to Radio X to talk about ⁦@therosebudpod⁩ & ⁦@edfringe⁩ …

Weather check . . . *Wednesday April 22nd 16:00 Windy says mon the HIGH 😎 As forecast (for the WEST) it’s getting warmer and warmer as we go through the week before it cools a wee bitty over the weekend I’m thinking (and it’s all relative) - Wednesday 😎 Thursday 😎😎 Friday 😎😎😎 Weekend 😎😎 Anyway. WEATHER check. WHERE are you and what you got. Post up a photo please and remember yer LOCATION In Windy we Trust 🤟 📌 Auchterarder

An oddly moving start to my day. Out of the window of @tobytarrant’s studio at Radio X I saw the corner of what used be called Fanum House in Leicester Square - the first floor corner room is where my father had his office when I was a little boy. I was suddenly there again.

@GylesB1 @tobytarrant Aww missed listening to you this morning, I'll go listen again on the @global player for @RadioX on @ChrisMoyles show with @tobytarrant covering his holiday xx

Yeeeeeessssss

Leeds Leeds Leeds!!!! Yeeeesssss!!! @dnstewart67 @ChrisMoyles @LUFC

@abzpaul @sarah_go_green So chuffed they managed to get back to the forth

@plastic_scot69 @sarah_go_green It went back the next day to do the bridge as it couldn't do it on the 1st day. Good to see eh!

Keep an eye out for the spitfire! Starts its journey today and will pass me by on the Wednesday.