Pat Minturn

@HeyHiHowArtThou @DefiantLs I just beat cancer. Cancer can go eat a giant bag of dicks.

@DefiantLs What’s with everyone saying “fuck cancer” lately? It’s incredibly childish.

Senator Ben Sasse, who has just months to live, "I believe in the resurrection, and I believe in a restoration of this world..."

@PhthalateSoup @Pirat_Nation Sorry, proofreading is not one of my strengths. And my thumbs are basically sausages, so typing on a phone is a task in and of itself.

@pminturn @Pirat_Nation She definitely would make a good bong girl

Director Paul Feig says he would like to see Sydney Sweeney as the next James Bond. He praised her talent and said she would be a strong choice for the iconic 007 role.

@PhthalateSoup @Pirat_Nation Maybe as a Bong girl. Women deserve their own stories, not some slop that's just gender-swapped from a long established character.

@Pirat_Nation She’s gained so much popularity with the online right… I bet half of the people who’d normally be pissed about this are open minded to it with some adjustments.

@whoinvitedjon I think we all know.

Butter was on sale for half price at Costco, but it said limit of 50 per customer. Who the hell is buying 50 lbs of butter?!

@SteveLovesAmmo Easier to throw one of these bad boys into the oven after 8 brandy old fashioneds.

Is this because people from Wisconsin can’t cook?

@WillEudyNBA Because when the clips was uploaded to the internet, it was all 240p at best. It was also probably recorded to VHS first as well. It looked fine on live TV.

Why do broadcasts from 2005 look like the 80’s now?

@sciencegirl Chateaubriand

What would you name this red tegu lizard

@AgingAnarchist I had friends that did gravity bongs out of a bathtub with 3 liter soda bottles.

これを見たときアメリカ人は天才だと思ったよ

@zundamotisuki They view it as an ally against Western capitalism.

何故左翼主義者はイスラム教を愛するのですか？

@3YearLetterman @RogerJStoneJr I'm sorry Coach, but disclosing that would be a HIPAA violation.

@RogerJStoneJr Sir could I ask what Steve Bannon smells like in person?

Epstein Accomplice and Enabler Stinky Steve Bannon is shitting a brick. He knows I have the receipts on on his distribution of CCP money to influencers and outlets .I'll be naming names and dropping truth bombs soon.

@washghost1 "Wouldn't want your titties falling out your shoes." 🤣🤣🤣

The narrator is cracking me up

@26ers_bp115 This was from 2016. Apparently he posted something online about her, so she found him and whooped his ass. bullshido.net/a-tale-of-two-…

黒人男が白人の女の子に対し、 卑猥な接触を試みた。 しかし、その女の子は護身術を身につけており、投げからの膝蹴り2発で失神KOする。 ナイスだ👍👍👍

@davepl1968 If you're going from Coke to Coke Zero, you may not like it. I was a Coke drinker as a kid but my family switched to Diet Coke when my dad got diabetes. Coke Zero was so amazing after Diet Coke for decades.

I've not tried Coke Zero yet. I keep hearing about it. I have it in the fridge. My kids rave about it. It's just that every artificial sweetener I've ever tried tastes like medicine mixed with ass. So I want to believe. I want it to be true. And that's why I haven't tried it yet. Because expectations are the thief of joy. The longer I don't try it, the longer it might be true.

@iowahawkblog They weren't the same after Ricky Wilson passed.

IDGAF, this is one of the greatest bands ever to exist

@CigsMake When I worked at Sears in the 1990s, we had a few guys that sold large home appliances and were pushing $100k/year.

You could support a family working at Macy’s

@IGADON2 The name Nebraska comes from the Oto or Sioux Native American word for "flat" or "shallow" water. It was used to describe the Platte River that runs through the state. The Platte River later served as a "road" to follow for pioneers moving west to California, Oregon, and Utah.

めちゃくちゃフロリダにだけ様々なはなしがくる。 ネブラスカとかアーカンソーとかコネチカットとかメリーランドとかこの辺の話も聞きたい。州名ぐらいしか知らんのだ

@tacomancheng @ThomasSowell Probably her dad.

@ThomasSowell What was he mad at?

Predictable behavior.

@Xbox Going to the doctor for my tuberculosis.

You wake up in the real world as the last game character you played. What are you doing first?

@EYakoby It's almost like they called Trump's insane bluff.

BREAKING: Nonstop Iranian missiles raining down on Tel Aviv less than two hours into the ceasefire. Since the ceasefire began, Iran has attack Israel, Qatar, UAE, Kuwait, and Bahrain. Where is the outrage?

@csmallllll @Yenahye10 I don't like the gritty feeling from high fructose corn syrup. A Coke from Mexixo with cane sugar is where it's at though.

@Yenahye10 Discovered and I don’t like the taste. Hence why I started drinking Diet Coke

I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke