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Pat Minturn

@pminturn

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb - Dark Helmet

Katılım Ekim 2009
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WilliamClub
WilliamClub@HeyHiHowArtThou·
@DefiantLs What’s with everyone saying “fuck cancer” lately? It’s incredibly childish.
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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Senator Ben Sasse, who has just months to live, "I believe in the resurrection, and I believe in a restoration of this world..."
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Pat Minturn@pminturn·
@PhthalateSoup @Pirat_Nation Sorry, proofreading is not one of my strengths. And my thumbs are basically sausages, so typing on a phone is a task in and of itself.
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Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation·
Director Paul Feig says he would like to see Sydney Sweeney as the next James Bond. He praised her talent and said she would be a strong choice for the iconic 007 role.
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Pat Minturn@pminturn·
@PhthalateSoup @Pirat_Nation Maybe as a Bong girl. Women deserve their own stories, not some slop that's just gender-swapped from a long established character.
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Phthalate Soup@PhthalateSoup·
@Pirat_Nation She’s gained so much popularity with the online right… I bet half of the people who’d normally be pissed about this are open minded to it with some adjustments.
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Jono@whoinvitedjon·
Butter was on sale for half price at Costco, but it said limit of 50 per customer. Who the hell is buying 50 lbs of butter?!
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Pat Minturn@pminturn·
@SteveLovesAmmo Easier to throw one of these bad boys into the oven after 8 brandy old fashioneds.
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Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
Is this because people from Wisconsin can’t cook?
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Pat Minturn@pminturn·
@WillEudyNBA Because when the clips was uploaded to the internet, it was all 240p at best. It was also probably recorded to VHS first as well. It looked fine on live TV.
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Science girl
Science girl@sciencegirl·
What would you name this red tegu lizard
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Pat Minturn@pminturn·
@AgingAnarchist I had friends that did gravity bongs out of a bathtub with 3 liter soda bottles.
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すけちゃん
すけちゃん@AgingAnarchist·
これを見たときアメリカ人は天才だと思ったよ
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Roger Stone
Roger Stone@RogerJStoneJr·
Epstein Accomplice and Enabler Stinky Steve Bannon is shitting a brick. He knows I have the receipts on on his distribution of CCP money to influencers and outlets .I'll be naming names and dropping truth bombs soon.
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Pat Minturn@pminturn·
@washghost1 "Wouldn't want your titties falling out your shoes." 🤣🤣🤣
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🇯🇵砂川 泉🎌
🇯🇵砂川 泉🎌@26ers_bp115·
黒人男が白人の女の子に対し、 卑猥な接触を試みた。 しかし、その女の子は護身術を身につけており、投げからの膝蹴り2発で失神KOする。 ナイスだ👍👍👍
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Pat Minturn@pminturn·
@davepl1968 If you're going from Coke to Coke Zero, you may not like it. I was a Coke drinker as a kid but my family switched to Diet Coke when my dad got diabetes. Coke Zero was so amazing after Diet Coke for decades.
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Dave W Plummer
Dave W Plummer@davepl1968·
I've not tried Coke Zero yet. I keep hearing about it. I have it in the fridge. My kids rave about it. It's just that every artificial sweetener I've ever tried tastes like medicine mixed with ass. So I want to believe. I want it to be true. And that's why I haven't tried it yet. Because expectations are the thief of joy. The longer I don't try it, the longer it might be true.
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Keeks 🦋@DietCoke_Esq

I will litigate this. Diet Coke is just not the same drink. Coke Zero is regular Coke with no calories

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David Burge@iowahawkblog·
IDGAF, this is one of the greatest bands ever to exist
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Pat Minturn@pminturn·
@CigsMake When I worked at Sears in the 1990s, we had a few guys that sold large home appliances and were pushing $100k/year.
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Cigarette Nostalgia
Cigarette Nostalgia@CigsMake·
You could support a family working at Macy’s
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Pat Minturn@pminturn·
@IGADON2 The name Nebraska comes from the Oto or Sioux Native American word for "flat" or "shallow" water. It was used to describe the Platte River that runs through the state. The Platte River later served as a "road" to follow for pioneers moving west to California, Oregon, and Utah.
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いがどんー
いがどんー@IGADON2·
めちゃくちゃフロリダにだけ様々なはなしがくる。 ネブラスカとかアーカンソーとかコネチカットとかメリーランドとかこの辺の話も聞きたい。州名ぐらいしか知らんのだ
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Pat Minturn@pminturn·
@Xbox Going to the doctor for my tuberculosis.
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Xbox@Xbox·
You wake up in the real world as the last game character you played. What are you doing first?
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Pat Minturn@pminturn·
@EYakoby It's almost like they called Trump's insane bluff.
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Eyal Yakoby
Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby·
BREAKING: Nonstop Iranian missiles raining down on Tel Aviv less than two hours into the ceasefire. Since the ceasefire began, Iran has attack Israel, Qatar, UAE, Kuwait, and Bahrain. Where is the outrage?
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Pat Minturn@pminturn·
@csmallllll @Yenahye10 I don't like the gritty feeling from high fructose corn syrup. A Coke from Mexixo with cane sugar is where it's at though.
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courtney
courtney@csmallllll·
@Yenahye10 Discovered and I don’t like the taste. Hence why I started drinking Diet Coke
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courtney
courtney@csmallllll·
I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke
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