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@Eyeswideopen69 This is what u get if u mashed Phil and grant Mitchell together

Let’s take a look at who the type of men storming migrant hotels to “protect our children” really are… English Defence League (EDL) member Peter Gillett was sentenced to 18 years for a catalogue of sex crimes. His victims included two young girls and a boy.

@TheGriftReport Is that Mel b off Bo selecta?

@ellymoritz Hi Elly, well done! I was just across from u that day on the met back from town. It has bugged me ever since where I knew your face from until this morning when watching the news. Glad to see all is good!

That was a brutal second (and probably last) marathon. Far too hot and running with a painful injury. So ended up slow but at least I finished. I think that’s what most people felt like today. Really well done to everyone who took part.

An awesome reversible bench. Video by junkworksantiques

@stan_chow I love it. He’s just like act normal like this isn’t a thing 😂

What is that next to Danny Dyer?

@Manutd_addicts If this was true, and it’s not. Anyone who is in favour of this is an absolute gimp

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Rúben Amorim is reportedly considering offering Paul Pogba a 6-month deal to assess his fit within the head coach’s philosophy, confident the midfielder could bring massive influence to his side. #MUFC

@Shaniahowardxx Someone’s an idiot

Hope this scouser has fun fixing his windscreen after the 2-1 loss today 😘

@Matthardy_BR What a nob, the guy filming

What’s he doing slacking off 😂☠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@bethTmufc Did u not spend many a video saying that ten Haag had to go?

And people thought it was as simple as blaming ten Hag… Amorim has a huge job ahead trying to sort out this mess. He was absolutely right when he said this is an elite club but the team does not reflect that. Closer to relegation level than title level.

@The_Forty_Four Erm pretty sure that’s a mouse

For just £66 at Old Trafford you can sit with a puddle below your feet and a dead rat! This picture was taken last night 😳 #MUFC

@fidel_beckie Grade A prick

Dean’s arrogance is off the charts. He completely ruined the mission for Maura and Richard, and now he’s acting like the Junkyard is his kingdom after barely 24 hours? Get a grip, Dean. Who’s with me? #ImACeleb

@fesshole Someone’s been watching #ImACeleb

Despite being in construction for over 40 years, I still have to say "left loosey, righty tighty" so I remember which way the screw is supposed to go.

@iExposingCrazy Punch the little shit

Wyd in this situation?

@fesshole Bullshit detector is going into overdrive here

While high, a friend and I thought It would be funny to go and snoop at a local dogging spot. He didn't think it was funny when we saw his parents car with an audience around it.

@JayMotty Jamariquai storming the white house

We could have another Trump presidency very soon. What’s the defining image of the last one?

@fesshole Can’t wait for project baby yoda

I'm a senior manager at a blue chip organisation and get to pick major project names. This year we've had project mitsubishi, project dolphin, project blue anchor, project dove and project molly. I don't think anyone has sussed the theme yet.

@domcovkid The wrong trousers is the best

Two film facts: 1. A Grand Day Out is the best Wallace & Gromit of them all. 2. Gromit is the best actor of all time who uses only one main facial feature.

@UnitedStandMUFC Win the europa league

If we could only get one, would you rather win the Europa League or finish in the top four? 👇 #mufc

@UsmaanTalkUTD Mate really?

If you watch Erisken & Bruno and still don’t see Bruno as a problem on the ball then football isn’t for you. Sick & tired of him hoofing the ball CONSTANTLY 🤦🏾‍♂️ #MUFC