Polly Pocketknife

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Queensland government’s controversial ban on two pro-Palestine phrases – 'from the river to the sea' and 'globalise the intifada' – will be challenged in the High Court with seven plaintiffs lodging a writ of summons and statement of claim on Tuesday. Marque Lawyers, acting on behalf of the plaintiffs and led by Stephen Keim SC, is seeking to strike out “s 52DA of the Criminal Code and the amendments to the Police Powers Act” on the grounds they “impermissibly burden the implied freedom of political communication and are thereby invalid”. deepcutnews.com/p/queensland-g…

@ArthurCDent @MarkoPrasek @MarcumLloyd Everyone is useful in their own special way

@MarkoPrasek @MarcumLloyd I’m normally firmly against cannibalism, but in this case…

Can we set up a go-fund-me to pay that cannibal to keep screaming?

@EsperBorzoi A geoduck

What’s the opposite of a Jimothy

@F4GG0TCR0W Built-in handlebar streamers!

genuinely could u even imagine being this dude. the aura...

@____katieee A second wedding invite has hit the fridge

why do I have two competing wedding guest invites for 9/11 next year….I fear we are forgetting

@SenpaiKoala Do you think her parents did "here comes the airplane" to feed her as a baby or nah?

girl at the bar just pulled out her ID and it said 9/11/01

Did you see this? Home Affairs has denied a visa to the ex-ASIO source who tried to warn about the Bondi gunmen. This is a deeply political decision, and now the Royal Commission may never hear his evidence. It looks like a stitch up by those who don't want this on the record.

Two completely unrelated images, I’m sure. So glad our democracy can be bought 🙂

CICTAR’s damning report reveals just how crooked the employment services system really is. Ever wonder what those “employment providers” do with all the money the Government gives them to harass you? Donate it back to politicians! 1/2

Quick question to @AlboMP & @AustralianLabor Will the Labor Conference be held in Tel Aviv Israel or will you take instructions remotely?

Amanda Rishworth and the Albanese government love giving billions of dollars in public money to make millionaires off the backs of poor people. Great report from CICTAR showing the legal way job agencies profit from poverty. abc.net.au/news/2026-07-2…

@jessmargera Do we think he's wearing no-show sockettes or just stinking the place up with the foot funk?

Imagine going to prison wearing women’s clothes from forever 21

@muffinlab Not all those who wander are lost - sometimes it's just Matt Damon doin his thing

he loves to get stranded

somehow got on the topic of the old hulk show and i was like “i heard they changed his name to david banner because bruce sounded too gay??” and my mom was like OH MY GOD YEAH I COMPLETELY FORGOT BRUCE WAS SUCH A GAY NAME BACK THEN

@TheCavicchioni @WilliamAder This is the practical advice I was hoping for when I came to the comments

@WilliamAder Start from the bottom of the egg and work your way up on both cracking and peeling. The bottom of the egg is the easiest to crack and peel.

84-year-old Paul McCartney and 86-year-old Ringo Starr are still touring and dropping albums. Yesterday, I had to sit down half-way through peeling a hard-boiled egg.

i know a girl who is at like 1 wedding per week and her boyfriend ALWAYS ends up shirtless on the dance floor

@eddieredclife Whatever you do, don't steal his eggs

@wannabedead18 @yejiiiiiz Who's to say he can? He might be trying to spell Daniel or something

@yejiiiiiz surprising he can even spell carter

i gasped

@derpyez They call me S because I.... actually, nevermind, that's personal

they call me profen because i be

@sairaspooks Pretty sure the poop man has to show you id? Maybe that's changed with this administration tho

how am i supposed to know the difference between the parasitic diarrhea and the poop man coming to collect his debts