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☕Cozy-tude Honkitude🌄@posting_ls·
Someday I'll learn to proofread tweets for typos,
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Diogenes Lantern
Diogenes Lantern@wanscoodooby·
@TheBrancaShow @New_Common_Law Very relevant in the charging aspect. A jury may not understand if their judgement is clouded by thinking insults can be legally addressed with violence, which they can’t. Who decides where an insult crosses the line to being a verbal threat of violence? Please don’t punch me🤷🏻‍♂️
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Tad_Z_Imas@New_Common_Law·
1) No matter what happens at trial level, Chud will have ample grounds for appeal. 2) It isn't even clear on this occasion he used any slurs. 3) You're overlooking this important exception to that statute: Chud walked away. He literally told the guy "god bless" & walked away.
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Andrew Branca Show@TheBrancaShow

What do you think it MEANS to have provoked someone to violence? Sure, you can say that word--it's not a crime to say it, and it doesn't justify them attacking you over it. But if you spoke that word knowing it was reasonably likely to provoke that attack, you may lose the ability to justify your own force in response as lawful self-defense. I don't make those rules. That's Tennessee statute §39-11-611. Take it up with them.

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Pub@PubWanghaf·
“Put him on the Jedi Council. But do not grant him the rank of Jedi Master.”
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Trad West@trad_west_·
>Be Henry Cavill >Raised Catholic >Becomes a global superstar >Cast as Geralt in The Witcher >Writers ruin the lore >Leaves the lead role of a massive franchise because of his principles >Loses millions >Moves to Warhammer 40k and The Highlander >Refuses to allow them to push modern agendas >Single handedly saving movies from being ruined by political agendas >Is going to make Christopher Nolan's "The Odyssey" look like trash compared to his new movies Unfathomably based
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
lucas and spielberg wanted to cast tom selleck as indiana jones huh
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Adam Rackis@AdamRackis·
Raising a teenager is exhausting in ways you can’t fathom
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meme bastard 🍕@mask_bastard·
You are legally required to pick a side before entering the comments. Team Ronda or Team Gina?
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Reddit moment.
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
Let’s enjoy the day!!! 🤣😂🤣 COLLIERVILLE MOM DETAINED AFTER ALLEGEDLY OPENING “SIDELINE SANGRIA STATION” AT YOUTH SOCCER GAME COLLIERVILLE, TN — Parents arriving at Rose Soccer Complex Saturday morning expecting Capri Suns and awkward small talk instead found what witnesses described as “a full-blown brunch winery experience with shin guards.” 38-year-old Brittany Calloway was reportedly escorted from a U-9 girls soccer game after allegedly setting up a folding patio bar beside Field 3 and selling “small batch mom juice” out of a monogrammed cooler during the first quarter. According to witnesses, Brittany arrived at approximately 8:12 a.m. wearing oversized sunglasses, a floppy beach hat, and a shirt that read “IT’S CALLED SELF-CARE, KEVIN.” She allegedly unloaded a collapsible table, two fake ferns, and a handwritten drink menu from the back of a white Tahoe with a “Powered By Pinot” sticker on the rear window. Authorities say the menu included: • “Collierville Cabernet-ish” — $9 • “Minivan Moscato” — $11 • “Pinot Grigio & Childhood Trauma” — $13 • “Ref Whistle Riesling” — $15 • A complimentary refill for any parent whose child got put in as goalie “for character development” Police say Brittany also had: a battery-powered blender, a ring light, a Venmo QR code taped to a pumpkin spice candle, and a Bluetooth speaker blasting early-2000s Kelly Clarkson on repeat. One father told officers, “I honestly thought she was part of the tournament sponsorship.” Another parent reportedly became concerned after her daughter asked, “Why does Chloe’s mom have a happy hour menu next to the orange slices?” When approached by officers, Brittany allegedly insisted she “wasn’t technically selling alcohol” and claimed parents were simply “donating toward emotional recovery.” “She was incredibly committed to the theme,” one officer stated. “She had punch cards. She offered us a loyalty program called ‘Sip Happens.’” Witnesses say Brittany remained calm while being escorted away, though she allegedly attempted to hand out one final mason jar labeled “Silent Carpool Sauvignon.” Despite the interruption, the Collierville Lady Fireballs went on to win 5-2, although several parents admitted they had absolutely no idea what the score was by halftime...
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Patton@GeneralPatton83·
Let's see your car selfie! 🩷
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Molly Ploofkins@Mollyploofkins·
Trump shouldn't be able to unilaterally do shit like this to our national monuments.
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@KILLTOPARTY That's cute that she thinks she's "the one that got away" when no one is returning her calls. Lady, that's not how that works.
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