praejectus

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praejectus

@praejectus

Santa’s strongest soldier

North Pole Katılım Mart 2021

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praejectus@praejectus·5h

@UnBEARableBurr @fruTlasagna 🙏🙏

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BEARablePuns@UnBEARableBurr·17h

This is not an April Fools joke. I messed up bad with work today and I might either have disciplinary action on my record or have the possibility of termination. Today is not a good day. I'm on the verge of tears. Please... I need all of your prayers

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@bebeco_7121 Beautiful ring

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べべこ👻🐝@bebeco_7121·1d

2026.4.1 結婚しました💍 まだ実感無いけど夫はこの日を待ちわびてて、とても愛おしかった☺️💕︎

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@TheFoxMatriarch So cool that little kids these days can see a rocket launch almost weekly

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Anna Katherine ☀️🦊✨️@TheFoxMatriarch·12h

Watched the rocket launch with Oliver, he thought it was pretty rad

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@astrononno 🙏🙏

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のんのん🐥1人目妊活@astrononno·1d

7w心拍見えなかった。成長もとまってて恐らく流産かと。悲しい、ここまで来たのに。またここで一緒に頑張らせてください、、

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@ShineMo40710472 @kokesi_nojob Do we get a high speed train?

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Shine Moon@ShineMo40710472·20h

@kokesi_nojob 50 states and 47 prefectures. 97 stars.

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こけし@kokesi_nojob·1d

うるせえよ。アメリカが日本の48番目の県になるんだよ

David Samuel@DSPetolicchio

Make Japan the 51st state.

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@053_a__ 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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なぎしゃん@053_a__·3d

私事ではありますが2人目妊娠しましたー！

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@nikutaberuru

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shiro@焼肉たべさせて下さい。@nikutaberuru·2d

親愛なるアメリカ兄貴たちにこのポストが見えているでしょうか？見えていたら好きな日本のアニメを教えてほしいです。

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@Corbienest What happened to your penis?

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Corbie@Corbienest·2d

My three year old cried today because “Mommy doesn’t have a penis” It was very upsetting news.

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@_Sowellsista_ Diabetic shock

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@_Sowellsista_ Guilty

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@PstafarianPrice @oskkpu They all are

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Cristine Rice@PstafarianPrice·3d

@oskkpu Is that black man a 42 year old migrant pretending to be 17?

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鬼勃起侍⭐︎@oskkpu·3d

外国人多くなっていくとどんどんとクリエイティブがおかしな事になっていくのが嫌。日本の学園モノの漫画に登場人物に黒人入れなきゃにいけないとかムスリムのキャラ入れろとかなりそうでほんまキモいんだよな。

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@eigenrobot What about everybody vs Italy

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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·3d

no tea drinking nation has ever defeated a coffee drinking nation in a war

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@_Sowellsista_ Made me love Lana

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@luinalaska Adorable

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Lu for Alaska@luinalaska·4d

Many foreigners will say Americans are weird for not using kilometers but what they don’t know is our true unit of measurement. my baby granddaughter = 1 baby halibut

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@ElykLladnar1 @Canussy_PR @space_plowboy90 They drive those because they suck with money

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Lladnar@ElykLladnar1·4d

@Canussy_PR @space_plowboy90 That’s a stupid joke told by someone who doesn’t live in the country, where most of the richest people are farmers. They love to tell you how broke they are, but they all drive $90,000 trucks and their wives drive $80,000 SUVs.

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crawl@space_plowboy90·5d

Boy do I have news for you

Washingtons ghost@washghost1

You wouldn’t even have to pay me to do this. It looks so satisfying

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@stephanicci Ik. Just being silly

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Florida woman@stephanicci·4d

@praejectus Hes high as fuck on something

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Florida woman@stephanicci·4d

This isnt that bad if you consider the likelihood he drives under the influence of something every single day

Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais

It's 2009 and Tiger Woods is involved in an unfortunate automotive incident. It's 2017 and Tiger Woods is involved in an unfortunate automotive incident. It's 2021 and Tiger Woods is involved in an unfortunate automotive incident. It's 2026 and Tiger Woods is involved in an un

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@Tunnelsnakefool @jarodzsz Cope. I’ve never know a mathematician who couldn’t do addition

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Tunnelsnakesfool 🤌🏻🫡🫠@Tunnelsnakefool·5d

@jarodzsz MS in geography here. It's not a 5th grade test you're not memorizing shit like that beyond a 100 level course. Should you know that yeah probably but that's not really what the study is about lol.

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