Ben Hodson

@lexfridman Putin fanboy

One of the great gifts of my life now is that I can do and say whatever the fuck I want. And what I choose to do is try to celebrate the good in humanity ... grounded of course in understanding of the complexity of human nature and human history. Deal with it, all you haters and losers 😘🤣 I love you all ❤

@B_Fernandes8 @ManUtd Thank you captain

FA CUP WINNER 🏆

@DalePeters14794 @nr147 You're toxic man.

@nr147 The single WORST ever player to reach a world final. Out of his depth #jakjones

Can’t say I know Jak Jones well but he always comes across really nice and measured in interviews. Bit of a shame there that he doesn’t have anyone with him in the dressing room at the interval

@PokemonGoApp Imagine in 2024 flexing about being able to change eye colour 😂😂😂

@birkonian Was full last Thursday at 12!

Arrived in Brugge. 12:06 and no other customers yet.

Third time lucky. First time at de garre @birkonian

@markwil147 Lad.

pre final supper #cantbeatsjwnabbwfitwqfibsl

Well played @markwil147 kebab tonight, rest up for the final

@granthamtownfc Well played lads 💪💪💪

FULL TIME!! #thegingerbreads win it at the death! Matt Doyle with a header from a corner! 1-0

@markwil147 I had this on VHS when I was a kid (uncut version 🍈🍈) and watched it so many times. One of the most underrated and clever comedies of all time

os this kot the nest comedy pf all tome, becauuuuuuusseeeeee heeeeees deeeeeeeeef noooooot stuuuiuujpid #seehewrevilhearnoev

@NianticHelp Hi I need help with my account. I setup the account originally with gmail, but cannot link it to my PTC account. If I DM you details can you look at it?

@blameaspartame Wtf that's my local gym.

BREAKING: Twitter has suspended the account of Alexey Navalny’s widow, Yulia Navalnaya. She just created the account yesterday, when she announced she would continue the work of her husband. If you were wondering who’s side @elonmusk is on.. Now you know.

@SwgTips You sure it's not 90 days

I'm no longer Best Friends with my wife because of Pokemon GO. For the next 120 days, we're strangers living in the same household, filing our taxes jointly. After that, we can start over again.

@Livesnooker Watch his doc if you don't understand.

'𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙧, 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙨.' The Rocket opts out of the German Masters 🚀❌

@GetOnTap @Morbidful Lacking a bit of self awareness right here 😂

@Morbidful Russians on a whole other level of taking it to the extreme

On November 1st 2017, Andrey Emelyannikov, a student in Moscow, Russia, murdered his teacher and took a selfie with his body. He then ended his own life with the circular saw seen in the picture.

@BBCMaryam Take my licence fee.

So someone released the full video ! It wasn’t the BBC who released this and it certainly wasn’t me! But in a way I think I’m glad this is out there, as it shows I WAS having a bit of a joke with the crew during the countdown. Again, so sorry it went out on air. It was meant to be a private laugh.

@BeerOClockShow @DeadCraftyBeer Maybe should stick to the shandies

Not my finest work. Apologies to @DeadCraftyBeer for the offensive words last night. May your December continue to be as busy as you were last night.

@BreannaMorello Another dummy mad cus trans people exist. How original

I have a doctors appointment tomorrow. I’m seeing a new primary physician. They asked me to fill out their online forms ahead of my visit. This is seriously the questions they’re asking me. As you probably assumed, I’m canceling my appointment. I have no confidence in these people.