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this was v1 that didn't make it to the billboard lmeow thought it was a bit flat and less original so decided to start allover still allright for a little tweet though! gmonad. I LOVE YOU DN DN DN

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DeFi was challenged this week. People are rethinking everything and adjusting portfolios to risks they didn't see coming. Even battled tested blue chips were put to the test. When you're leveraging DeFi now, consider how you can use AI strategies to diversify risk while generating the most yield on-chain. I've been exploring @infinit_labs AI agents to automate a strategy I call "Pendle PT MOBA" I've talked about in the past. I updated this strategy recently with new PTs, this helps me automate my favorite ones. I feel extremely safe with Pendle core contracts, but with new PTs popping up constantly there's always inherent risk. Spreading my funds between different PTs helps me sleep better. Using $10,000 as an example 25% $reUSD - 9.93% APY 25% $USDat - 4.99% APY 25% $USDG - 4.21% APY 25% $apxUSD - 10.14% This yields an average of 9.66% APY. Depositing once is easy; contributing weekly is a bit of a chore. Infinit lets you automate the entire diversification process seamlessly. How Infinit Works Infinit unifies DeFi discovery and execution. Previously, creating farming scripts required coding skills or thousands of dollars for a dev and testing. - Prompt-to-DeFi: Use natural language to build multi-step strategies across 35+ protocols. - Non-Custodial: The AI coordinates and prepares transactions, but it never takes action autonomously. You stay in control. No fear like OpenClaw ignoring you. - You can choose or create conversative to more aggressive strategies depending on your risk profile. Below is an example of me using a natural language prompt to build a new strategy. When I initially was building this strategy, it caught a logic issue, you can see it recommended that I add the Pendle market. I added the Pendle USDat market it recommended, hit generate, and it was instantly resolved. You can also use Smart Actions, which help you navigate through different strategies to pick exactly what you need from simple dropdowns. Infinit Fundraising & Tokenomics ( $IN ) Infinit is backed by Electric Capital, Mirana, Arthur Hayes' Maelstrom, and Hashed Official. Raising originally $6 million in 2024. Today secures $28 million TVL with 30,000 strategies executed. $IN is the native token and governance of INFINIT. It currently trades at a mcap of $19.9M with a FDV of $64M. Users can stake $IN and earn protocol fees, unlock premium platform features, and participate in governance. - IN stakers earn a share of transaction fees generated by DeFi Agents - Reduces fees on actions (e.g., looping, delta neutral) - Early access to features - Gated access, unlock top traders strategies - Higher rate limit, create more strategies using INFINIT ai agents You can see the vesting cliffs, release schedule, and distribution below If you aren't sure where to start, some of my favorite strategies right now are you can discover on the home page. @kenodnb: 33% APY (Pendle PT $apyUSD + Morpho) @only1temmy: 18.87% APY (Venus + Kyber BNB loop) @the_smart_ape: 11.11% APY (Pendle PT $USDG + Morpho) @0xtindorr: 9.43% APY (Pendle PT $cUSD + Morpho) @Flowslikeosmo 13.93% APY (Pendle PT reUSD + Morpho)

I’ve vibe-coded a simple app to keep track of collected stickers from @limitbreak’s Puzzle Panic! mobile game. Here’s how it works 👇

We’ve officially launched a limited test of @limitbreak first mobile game: Puzzle Panic! Now live on iOS in New Zealand, Australia, and Singapore.

1/ Welcome to the Circle $USDC files. $420M+ in alleged compliance failures since 2022, including fifteen cases of the US-regulated stablecoin issuer taking minimal action against illicit funds.

🚨BREAKING: The CEO of the most valuable private company in history is being sued by his own sister for s*xual abuse. A judge just allowed the case to move forward. Annie Altman filed an amended lawsuit on April 1, 2026 in St. Louis federal court accusing her brother Sam Altman of sexually abusing and raping her between 1997 and 2006. She says the abuse started when she was 3 years old and he was 12. A judge dismissed the original claims because the statute of limitations expired in 2008. But he allowed her to refile under Missouri's Childhood Sexual Abuse law. She did. The case is now active. Sam Altman denied everything. Called it extortion. Filed a defamation countersuit against his own sister based on social media posts she made between 2021 and 2024. His family says she has mental health challenges. Annie posted videos saying she was "touched by older siblings" and that "an almost tech billionaire" molested her. The judge said those statements make it reasonable to infer she meant Sam Altman. This is the same man whose own board of directors fired him in 2023. Former board member Helen Toner said two senior executives came forward with screenshots and documentation. They used the words "psychological abuse." Said he was lying and manipulating people. Said they had no belief he could change. The board fired him secretly because they knew he'd try to undermine them. He came back five days later. Employees were told either Sam comes back or the company dies. This wasn't his first time. The management team at his first startup Loopt went to the board twice asking to fire him for "deceptive and chaotic behavior." He was reportedly pushed out of Y Combinator too. Every safety leader who clashed with him left. Musk. Sutskever. Amodei. When Jan Leike resigned he said "safety culture has taken a backseat to shiny products." OpenAI was forcing departing employees to sign agreements saying if they ever criticize the company they lose all their equity. Millions of dollars. When it leaked Altman said he didn't know. The CEO didn't know what was in his own exit contracts. He asked Scarlett Johansson to voice ChatGPT. She said no. Twice. They made a voice that sounded just like her anyway. Altman tweeted "her" on launch day. She had to hire lawyers to get them to stop. Forbes says he's worth $3.3 billion. The Musk trial starts April 27. His sister's case is now active. His own board fired him for lying. His own executives called it psychological abuse. And this is the guy the world is trusting with AI.

i considered making skrumpeys *fully* on-chain before we minted them, but it was kinda a pain in the ass for what's it worth and the 3 people that would care about it. its like a technical thing i would find very cool but at the same time it wouldve cost a lot (!) of time, effort, and potential hiccups (lot of things that could go wrong). which is why i went with IPFS afterall another funny thing is that roughly 1 week before mint i considered literally animating the entire collection (all traits), but then i ended up just keeping the galaxy background animated. i experimented for roughly a day animating every single trait, it looked solid, yet i thought it would be overwhelming and take the simple approach/aesthetic away from skrumpeys. also given i had like a few days left until monad mainnet launch, it was just a stressful event on its own to suddenly steer away from my initial idea & plan. galaxy background wouldn't be as rare as it is today if everything else was also moving. still considering ways, there's always room for improvement heres a sneakpeak what it wouldve looked like (was far from finished as i was basically speedrunning the whole thing)

quickly buy a switch 2 before it gets more expensive

@daveontheway @monad DN @skrumpeys

Shill me the biggest NFT collection on @monad 👀

I have 7 @skrumpeys !

FVCK SKRUMPEYS

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You have to marvel at @chamath’s ability to justify fleecing millions of regular people with his SPACs

TRACKING TODAY’S $24 MILLION CRYPTO THEFT Sillytuna was targeted in a real-world attack by thieves who stole $23.6M of AAVE USDC from him. The attackers moved funds to layer 2 networks, Bitcoin, and even Monero. Here’s a breakdown of the current fund locations:

six hundred million dollars in six months. Faster.

as a skrumpey its your duty to max gaslight everyone on the timeline incl monad eco. DN

@skrumpeys DN

god forbid a lil skrump with motion

@melooox3 DN

monitoring the situation