
Simon Prudhoe
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Simon Prudhoe
@prudhoe81
Newcastle fan and proud Dad of 2 beautiful girls.......like a football bet here and there and I'm excellent at hacking around a golf course!!


Anthony Elanga, £55m. 43 games, 3 goals, 1 assist. His only goals have came in ties they’ve lost 5-1 & 8-3. Yet to score a Premier League goal this season. The same one-trick winger everyone saw at United. Jacob Ramsey, £40m. — Newcastle finally got their dream #10 after years of moaning about it... who has delivered a spectacular 3 G/A in 35 appearances. 4 G/A if you count the wonderful pass to Raphinha to cement their biggest European defeat in history. Yoane Wissa, £55m. 21 games, 3 goals, 1 assist. 29-year-old panic buy with a contract ticking down at Brentford, so naturally Newcastle paid £55m when he was out of contract this summer.. Now stuck behind Will Osula in the pecking order & liking Sunderland players posts after doing the double on Newcastle. *Nick Woltemade - £75m. 44 games, 10 goals, 3 assists. The new "star striker" who arrived as the shiny Isak replacement... who now is being played as an #8 and hasn’t scored a league goal since December. Malick Thiaw, £35m. In fairness, more of a goal threat than Wissa & Elanga combined. Started well but part of the defence who has conceded the most goals of any side in Europe’s Top 5 league’s in 2026. Newcastle spent £250m on these five alone last summer, an absolutely pathetic transfer & they’re back playing the PSR deflection tactics on their own supporters to distract from the absolute failure of Eddie Howe & the Sportswashing project. You have had more than enough money, you just spent it horrendously. Victim mentality.









Touch of what goes around comes around about this one.







His agent has been trying to sell him all summer, however Martinez has now confirmed that he wants to leave #AVFC. The timing of all of this is brutal, leaving us short and having to scramble. All messy and not the distraction we need especially with a game tonight.

This is brilliant. A MUST LISTEN. Sky Andrew is an agent who knows what he's talking about. Don't buy into anyone spinning or trying to defend Alexander Isak. 👇 #nufc

Last word on Isak, he should be made to hand in a transfer request before the club entertains any offers. If he doesn't then no sale..... #NUFC





🤔 𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘: Do you think Newcastle should do this?








