Gannon the ghost

@realtonyxu @SamaHoole Which god? There are literally thousands.

@SamaHoole I am not from apes or monkeys. I am created in the image of God, Yahweh! We are different! I have no blood of ape or monkey!

Gorilla vs Human. Same ancestor. Very different direction. Gorilla: - Eats 18kg of vegetation daily - Enormous gut takes up most of body cavity - Stomach pH 4-5 - Spends 8 hours a day eating to break even on calories - Brain: 500cc - Cannot throw with any accuracy - Did not build anything - Still doing what it was doing 10 million years ago Human: - Eats 1-2kg of food daily, mostly animal-derived - Compact gut, 40% smaller than expected for primate of this size - Stomach pH 1.5 - Gets full caloric needs from a single sitting - Brain: 1,400cc - Throws with lethal accuracy - Built civilisation - Went to the moon You don't get to the moon on 18kg of leaves a day. The metabolic efficiency of fat-based nutrition is the reason one of these primates is still in the forest and the other one has a space programme.

@JohnCleese You don't find Hindus harmonising in the hallway or Shiites shattering sheet glass in the shithouse.

Does this silly little man not understand that Islam is a very aggressive belief system, threatening death to anyone who does not convert to Islam The Buddhists, the Taoists, the Scottish Presbyterians, the Hindus and the Sikhs and the Confucians and the Catholics don't go around shouting about beheading people they disagree with Is this too much for your tiny little brain to take in ? Oh. The doorbell rang. The police I assume...

@vicfifty @3YearLetterman Yet still far superior to what the colonials laughingly call beer.

@3YearLetterman If one of them had the ruddy balls to stand up and admit that tea is just dirt water, they’d be knighted on the spot. (Or given their wizard staff or whatever it is).

Imagine waking up in the UK today 1. You haven’t won a war in over 250 years 2. Your DNA results don’t come back 100% American, as do ours 3. No March Madness 4. You live in the Europoor Union 5. You have no air conditioning 6. You will spend the day sipping lukewarm filth in a dank sewer that they call a pub Yikes

@ilyashussain67 @alinavisooo_net What a load of cobblers. 😂

@alinavisooo_net Quran was revealed to prophet Muhammad , and was memorised by many people and written down by human, the fact Quran is the original word of god because people up to day in there millions know Quran by heart so there is no mistake in it , whereas bible was written 200 years later

@eurofounder Two questions spring to mind. We're the wages you paid her tax deductible and whilst in your employ did you offer her any tea/ coffee and biscuits and if so did she declare them as gratuities?

I had to fire my cleaning lady today Sweet older woman, best one we ever had But I found out she had a second job Babysitting for my neighbor “Maria, does the tax office know about this?” I confronted her “No, but it’s just €100, I need extra money for my kids sir” I knew I had no choice “Please sir, who is going to feed my children now?” “The social system would, if you had contributed to it properly” I said I reported her to tax authorities right away I heard she might be getting deported I sleep better now knowing I did the right thing

@benonwine The angry virgins.

Name this Band?

@BGatesIsaPyscho @DebbieThornhil4 What's the betting she lives on her own with ten cats?

🚨🇬🇧 “One of the problems in the countryside is dogs - Muslims don’t like dogs” Liberal Leftist commentator says the countryside is racist & people shouldn’t take their dogs because Muslims find dogs to be Haram. These people are truly insane.

@eurofounder Did they identify themself as male, or did you just assume their gender, therefore putting yourself at risk of breaching E.U. gender self recognition guidelines?

I was visiting Paris last week when an obese American tourist stopped me near the Seine "Buddy, how do I get to the Eiffel Tower?" I looked at him with disgust, but as a good European citizen I explained the route "Thanks bro, that's for your trouble" he said, reaching into his greasy wallet, pulling out a $5 bill I looked at the bill, then at him "You know what, buddy, I'm actually heading that way myself, follow me" I said with a smile on my face After 10 minutes we arrived "Yo but this isn't the Eiffel Tower?" he said "No, it's the police commissariat" I answered "Officers, this man attempted to bribe a European citizen with undocumented cash, arrest him" They took him in for questioning immediately I walked to the Eiffel Tower alone, breathing crisp winter air Felt good to make Europe a little bit safer that evening

How many people has Brexit killed so far? 1000? 10,000? 30,000?

@narindertweets You don't look a day over 60.

I'm 53yo and as a life long Labour supporter- Shabana Mahmood and her immigration policies were my 13th reason why...

@SpursfanMart @johnandi @nulasuchet That's a rather authoritarian attitude.

@johnandi @nulasuchet They shouldn't be allowed to vote either!

ANYONE who couldn't see through Trump. Boris Johnson or Farage on first sight, within 10 minutes max, shouldn't be allowed out without adult supervision. Message ends.

I joined the Green Party, because if Zack Polanski isn't our next Prime Minister... I'll probably be dead within 10 years. youtu.be/9l3ZbUgyhBQ

@Torryder @Femi_FPolitics It's a higher profile bandwagon to jump on.

@Femi_FPolitics Can I ask why the Greens and not the Lib Dems? What would you say was the biggest difference between them, now?

@Femi_FPolitics When your mum drags you home at 8 P.M. because it's past your bedtime.

But...how?

@TheNorfolkLion Peterborough.

Paris 🇫🇷 Absolute dive, overhyped and full of rude people.

@Matt_Pinner The Fillers.

Give them a band name

@ThatEricAlper Wherever I lay my hat : Paul Young.

What song cover is so famous, most people don’t know it’s a cover?

@Femi_FPolitics @JuliaHB1 So you are unemployed then.

@JuliaHB1 Really Jules ? I can't even remember the last time you bothered me on here, but defending a freshly convicted criminal is what brings you out of retirement?

Femi is still unemployed. Pass it on.

@jvnior @InspiringPhilos

Without Islam, there would be NO Christianity. Without Islam, there would be NO Judaism. Without Islam, there would be NO religion.

@THemingford Why do you need to post it. Are you expecting to win a Blue Peter badge and a Crackerjack pencil?

I, for one, will NEVER vote for Reform. Never.