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@angryseattle We feel attacked

45 minutes until we get fucked

@The_OtterPops Defund the HOA!!!

I would get a copy of the HOA rules and sit in front of his house EVERY day to find some little thing or rules that he broke. Make a checklist and make it a nightmare for him for ANY infraction he makes. "Sir your grass is 1 cm over 1 inch so you will be fined" HOA is the DEVIL

@maro254 Do you get a gold watch at 25 years with the company?

I want to publicly celebrate a big anniversary for me. Twenty years ago (technically, yesterday), I became Head Designer for Magic. It is absolutely wild to me that I've had this job for two-thirds of Magic's life. It's been a huge honor. #mtg #WotCStaff

@editingemily @awscloud @seakoz this is what happens when someone doesn’t get one of your hug stickers… they don’t stick around 😞😞

👩‍💻 It’s been an exciting week at re:Invent! The keynotes have been incredible. ✨ Just one more thing… 👋 I’m leaving @awscloud. It’s been an incredible few years and I’ve learned a ton. I’m excited to take some time to rest (and write!) before considering my next role.

@MTG__Dave You never really leave magic, only take breaks

Do you think you'll still be playing Magic in 10 years?

@JesseKIRO7 The world lost an amazing human! There’s no one like quite like Steve who impacted countless lives with his compassion, passion for education and kindness. He will be desperately missed

RIP Steve. What an incredible man. Could have worked at any level anywhere. And yet, he stayed to serve our communities. Legendary. komonews.com/news/local/ste…

Post a card that you thought was incredible when you were new to magic

What is one Magic card you miss? An old friend you pine to cast again, but is gone from the game due to power creep - it's time is over, and you fear you will never to cast it and gain an advantage from it again?

@wsdot_traffic @WDFW A bird that flys?

Spotted on our I-5 45th St camera in #Seattle, our little feathered friend getting a bird's eye view of the traffic this afternoon! We have a couple of guesses, but can any bird experts tell us what kind of bird this is? @WDFW

@MrPaladinYT Mickey Mantle

Ok... who stole the top of the pyramids (wrong answers only)

@thatgalcarolyn Easy Street m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD0Ufi…

@seattletimes No no this needs to be corrected @seattletimes , we are the BEST state in the nation for potholes

A recent USA Today ranking named Washington the worst state in the country for potholes. st.news/49r34x9

@nicholadrummond Reducing the weight of weapon systems and other kit means the soldiers can carry more things that have to all be dummy corded to the solider. The added weight of all that dummy cord definitely defeats the purpose of weight reduction.

This video annoys me. Overloading soldiers with massive amounts of kit and make them run on roads causes serious long-term injuries. We all did this in the 1980s, because we knew no better. We all proved our fitness and mental determination, but like many other veterans, I now suffer from permanent damage to my knees. Have we learned nothing in the last 50 years?

@LauraJHyatt Wait it’s not all about collecting as many phonetool icons as possible 🤯🤯

❓As an AWS Solutions Architect, what does a typical week look like? And what sort of work do we do? ❓ Here’s a breakdown of how we are supposed to structure our working week #aws #awssolutionsarchitect #techjobs

@MeidasTouch That must be his “sexy” look

Courtroom sketch of Donald Trump on the witness stand today.

@MeidasTouch What a hot mess

Judge Engoron has called a lunch recess following Trump's meltdown during his NY fraud trial. It's been a devastating day for Donald Trump as he continues to make things worse and open himself up to criminal charges. Here's the latest: meidastouch.com/news/donald-tr…

@PleasantKenobi Bunny kingdom

Looking for boardgames recommendations with a VERY specific requirement: It needs to be a very good three player game, but can scale up to and include a 4th player if needed. What's you'd pick?

@TheFinestCC Shipping weight 21 lbs…

#TBT!!! 💥💥💥 Along with Cobra-La and other new additions to the Joe universe, 1987 brought us one of the holy grails - the DEFIANT Space Vehicle Launch Complex! Did YOU own the Defiant? #thefinestcc #yojoe #gijoe #TTTMU #nostalgia #1980something #cobra #80stoys

@angryseattle Don’t ice strips work better?

Solution: automatic tire spike strips deployed when you go a stupid fast speed. Patent pending

@elchefe @soychotic Don’t spaces also cause milliseconds in delays as well? Remove those too

@soychotic If you really want to supercharge things, semicolons indicate a pause in the code. But who wants their code to pause? Just delete them. Oh, and parentheses, too.

As a scrum master, helping my devs is my top priority. Today I found out from some nice folks on Discord that comments slow down the code so I deleted them out of every repo 🥰❤️