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Dr. Blast Hardcheese
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Dr. Blast Hardcheese
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Nutritional scientist for Boogaloo Brand Frozen Shrimp. Not affiliated with anti-government militia.
~naldev-folnus Katılım Ocak 2011
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@BovrilG @emperorthesteve In high school I befriended the gay kid because everyone made fun of him and he wrote me a poem but I threw it away after reading it because I’m deeply heterosexual and he wrote another poem about how rude that was
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@emperorthesteve I think that’s quite sweet and I’d like to be her friend but I understand entirely being suffocated by that if you’re going through something serious at the time
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It might be the heatwave or me mellowing but this is one of those stories where I’m very sympathetic to both sides and I can’t bring myself to really opine and I’m just lying on the couch now waiting for the next unambiguous racial murder so I can feel something again.
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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Robert Eggers confirms that the dialogue in ‘WERWULF’ is all 1300s Middle English. “We worked with 2 Oxford professors on the dialogue, which is in Middle English, & then worked with a dialect coach on a way to temper the pronunciation” (Source: esquire.com/entertainment/…)
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To understand communist communication strategy, imagine an army of three year olds trained rigorously from birth to coordinate their lies so that when one of them breaks a cookie jar, 10,000 of them start screaming on TV, in print and on the internet that a bad dog did it.
memetic_sisyphus@memeticsisyphus
It’s difficult for a normal person to understand what happened so I’ll try to explain. The terrorist committing a premeditated act of terror saw a cop coming to him and his comrades. He grabbed a rifle and fired at the cop. One of the bullets struck the cop. The terrorist’s defense that he actually argued in the court was that he wasn’t firing at the cop, he was firing a warning shot at the cop, and the bullet must have taken a ricochet then hit the cop because he didn’t actually mean to shoot the cop. Yes, that was his actual defense. This is why he was sentenced to 100 years lol.
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Ken can say whatever he wants. He just can’t say it in Jack Dorsey’s living room.
Benjamin Ryan@benryanwriter
NEWS: Popehat @Popehat, aka attorney Ken White, has been permanently banned from Bluesky, apparently for a post in which he suggested there was a moral upside to Elon Musk’s death. The Bluesky body politic, meanwhile, is losing its mind over this. Popehat is one of their heroes.
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“because he got blacklisted”
wicked wigger of the west@Nick_Cerveza
Always thought it was weird Chewbacca had a pretty sizable role in the Star wars films but never got any other work outside it and then I learned it's because he got blacklisted for not letting George Lucas fuck his wife lmao. Because of fucking course
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The Five Eyes are telling you it’s months dawg
NCSC UK@NCSC
With our Five Eyes partners, we have published a joint statement warning organisations they have months - not years - to protect their systems from the accelerating cyber threat driven by frontier AI.🧵 To read the full statement⬇️ ncsc.gov.uk/news/the-ai-sh…
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1952 GAY DUDE, hunched furtively over his beer. “Does… does the government of California still investigate your activities to find out if you’re homosexual”
ME, inexplicably a time traveler. “Yes, but not like you’re thinking”
Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️@christopherrufo
SCOOP: California is pressuring public utilities to award $633 million in special contracts to "LGBT-owned" firms. To qualify, residents must go through the state's official gay-certification program—and face up to a year in jail if they're not gay enough. city-journal.org/article/califo…
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🚨 SAFETY ALERT: Ambassador Herschel Walker has an important message for Americans visiting The Bahamas: Jet ski rentals pose a serious risk of injury, death, and sexual assault. U.S. gov't employees are banned from renting them — and you should avoid them too.
Watch. Share. Stay safe. ⬇️
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@MorlockP I see I’m late to this. I’ll show myself out.
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Writing Red State Earth, just before the climax
who wants an 8 page digression into how the Permian oil field in Texas formed over 300 million years ?
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It's right to condemn hypocrites but an honest hypocrisy is better than dishonest: an honest hypocrite understands that he can't make a choice that doesn't change him. If you cheat you become more of a cheater, if you kill, etc. An honest hypocrite accepts this.
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@ErlingHaaland @CityBureaucrat Thomas looking good.
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HALDEMAN:– all I'm saying, sir, is that the outcomes are arranged. In advance. It's worked out beforehand who goes over.
PRESIDENT NIXON: Who goes over WHAT, Bob?
HALDEMAN: Over. Wins. It's a term. The point is both wrestlers know the finish before the bell.
[EIGHT SECONDS OF SILENCE]
NIXON: Now hold on. Hold on, Bob. You're telling me Bruno Sammartino...you're telling me that's fixed.
HALDEMAN: I'm telling you the result is determined,
sir.
NIXON: The man's been champion seven years. Seven years, Bob. You don't, you don't do that by...nobody arranges seven years.
KISSINGER: Mr President, with respect, that is rather the point. A genuine athletic contest would not produce so stable an outcome. The very consistency is the, ah, the tell.
NIXON: The tell. Listen to him. Henry, you've never been to a match in your life.
KISSINGER: I have not had that misfortune, no.
NIXON: Then how the [EXPLETIVE] do you know?
KISSINGER: Because, Mr President, the dramaturgy is transparent to anyone who has studied the...it is theatre. It is morality theatre. The hero, the villain, the foreign menace who is vanquished. It is Wagner with folding chairs.
[TWELVE SECONDS OF SILENCE]
NIXON: The bodyslams are real. Don't tell me the bodyslams aren't real. I've seen a man land. You can't fake a man landing.
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idea: national Blood Vengeance Registry where people can sign up to attest that if they're murdered it is their will that their killers and their killers' supporters be hounded to the ends of the earth and put to the sword
who's building this
(((Dan Hodges)))@DPJHodges
Number of people asking me to comment on the Henry Nowak case. His father said "We do not want his death to be used to create further division, hatred or tension". If you can't respect his wishes, you're scum. That's what I think.
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@eigenrobot @mattbramanti Don't forget "birds with human penises."
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american grocery chains have amazon chinaslop company ass names
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@uncledoomer Protecting their culture (cigarettes)
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if america were a serious country we'd be doing regime change in france right fucking now
New York Post@nypost
France bans Zyns and other nicotine pouches - with violators facing 5 years in prison and a shocking fine trib.al/5zR2Slz
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***WHO WOULD WIN?***
A bunch of working-class kids from Queens with no academic education — the kings of campy power metal, Manowar.
“The lyrics to their song about the Iliad suggest a careful and thorough reading. The songwriter has … paraphrased several passages from the poem, adapting them to the melodic structure with great dexterity, and partially reinterpreting them — but never altering or disrupting Homer’s original narrative.” — Professor Eleonora Cavallini
Or a Yale-educated feminist with the entire progressive press and Hollywood behind her?
“Wilson makes so many mistakes that, taken together, they begin to undermine the reader’s trust in her translation. Straightforward blunders include attributing a speech to the wrong character, introducing a character who does not exist in the Odyssey, and mistakenly swapping another one. Among Wilson’s other mishaps are numerous mistranslations, omitted lines, and factual errors.” — Professor Richard Whitaker
Friends, we could replace DEI academics with tattooed KISS roadies and end up with a higher academic standard 🤗
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Image entitled “Feast of War,” from a 2007 FBI case file.
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