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Hey @neilhimself! Here‘s my boy, Rain, dressed up as the Dad in “Fortunately, the milk...” for #WorldBookDay. It’s his first big boy book, and he’s loves it 😊 How long till I can show him my Sandman collection, I wonder...? 😆

@umairh wrote this to you 4 years ago… feels closer now

@basilthegreat “I want to be ignorant. Why won’t they let me be ignorant?” 😒

"In school they were teaching us about prophet muhammed.. I don't want to learn about that... I want to learn about MY CULTURE... I tried to stand up and say some things and I GOT SUSPENDED FOR IT" Should we be teaching kids this stuff in schools?

@KathyBurke Old people’s home Kevin and Perry🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Lots of requests for myself and Harry to revive Kevin and Perry since Oasis announcement. It’s not gonna happen. Mainly because I’m now 60 and H is 108 but thanks ever so for the love.😁

@PhilipPeake @Matt_Pinner Hilarious how Americans cannot handle being criticised 😂😂😂 I’m sure Phil’s been to NY - I been loads of times and totally agree… although NYC is a whole load better than the rest of the country, Texas particularly.

@Matt_Pinner Because it is a generally unpleasant place, full of generally unpleasant people. I am sure you could find somewhere nice, and even some nice people, but you might get mugged 22 times before you did.

You wake up in New York, what’s your next move?

@megynkelly Wait…. you called your kids Yates, Yardley and THATCHER (seriously?!)… and you think seeing a tampon is damaging for kids 😂😂😂😂😂

Are you aware he forced 4th grade boys to have tampons in their school bathrooms? You’re good with that? Totally norms?

@barristerlawusa @GillOshaughness Ah that perfect American combination of arrogant ignorance 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

@GillOshaughness You are thinking of broil. Yes. Still required.

My adult daughter refuses to believe that there was a time you needed to leave the oven door ajar when grilling something. That was a thing once, yes?

@ROADK1LL5 @neutrino78x @GilA29699944 @jxnx89 @Matt_Pinner @neutrino78x there’s no point trying to educate people as entrenched as this. I feel so sorry for these fanatical racists. They are pining after a past that never existed… and becoming so irrelevant that even Reform is throwing them out. I hope they can find some peace. 😢☮️

What exactly is preventing you from moving to London?

@sarahrainsford Quality content 😁🙏🏼😂

Ever optimistic #England fans in #Gelsenkirchen…

@baxiboilers @InstallerSHOW Nice to see @baxiboilers spending money on its kink (Furries!) while being somehow unable to provide technical support for its awful boilers in central London 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

When Baxter met Judy Wrench at @installershow 💕

@sarahrainsford Congrats! You and @MishalHusain getting published in the same year 🙌🏼

My book is finally off to the printers Begun after I was expelled, it was meant as a warning of where Putin’s repressions could lead Then on 24.02.22 he moved faster than my worst fears I’ve called it ‘Goodbye to Russia: a personal reckoning from the ruins of war’ More soon

@GilA29699944 @neutrino78x @Matt_Pinner Sweetie, we are British. Brown and British. Grow up.

@neutrino78x @Matt_Pinner Shouldn’t there be British people in a British city? S

@rich_edelman74 @captivate_realm @Matt_Pinner “Vic, Vic… we’ve fallen!”

@captivate_realm @Matt_Pinner London has fallen

@therobotjames @captivate_realm @Matt_Pinner It was this morning… well apart from the autumnal vibes 😆

@captivate_realm @Matt_Pinner it is still like this tho

@BritishGasHelp @baxiboilers @BritishGas Thanks Pete - your complaints team is already on it - but they can’t seem to get @baxiboilers to respond. Your service manager had tried a few times. They’re just useless

@punimitsu @baxiboilers @BritishGas Hi So sorry to hear this, If you would like me to look into this for you please PM your full address and telephone number. ^ Peter

@baxiboilers Megaflo system boiler is the worst product I’ve ever bought in my life. PCB has failed about 15 times in 10y. Signed up @BritishGas Homecare to cut down the cost of maintenance - 8 visits in past few weeks, and @baxiboilers refuse to send an engineer to repair

@charlottealexa Omg! Hero 🦸‍♀️

just did CPR on a collapsed man on the street ..and he came back . I had to refuse a free meal from the nearby restaurant because I have a party to go to ……life eh 🤷🏼‍♀️

@umairh Britain’s post-Brexit success in Eurovision

What would you like me to write about today? Are there questions you have you'd like me to answer? Post them here.

@ubereats_uk are you ok? You refunded an item that was missing from my order, but now you’re telling me the same amount is outstanding on my account. I can’t order or use Uber unless I pay you back the same amount! Crazy right…? Not as crazy as the response you’ve sent me!

Ready for the multiverse! #MarvelStudios #BenedictCumberbatch #DrStrangeMultiverseOfMadness #DoctorStrange

@MarvelStudios Ready for the multiverse! #BenedictCumberbatch #DoctorStrange