Tesla Stretch

@farzyness @larsmoravy Awesome timing!!!

I’d like to thank @larsmoravy to wait while I was stuck on a plane for 3 hours to reply to me and completely destroy my notifications. Really nice. Just great.

@DillonLoomis Dillon, i think you're on point with this observation, but I also think sometimes those on the extremes misinterpret what the bulls & bears say. If you listen carefully, both sides do often qualify their statements and can be read as more reasonable (if listener/reader desires)

I've done this Tesla content thing for over 6 years now and I've always enjoyed watching social media reactions to earnings days. I have to admit though, I now see very clearly why so many people get annoyed with people that post about Tesla Almost everyone now sits in one of two camps. The first group is entirely annoyed with and disappointed by Tesla's missed timelines and constant promises that seem to perpetually be around the corner. They're disillusioned and won't have anything good to say until $TSLA is most valuable stock on earth. No matter what Tesla does for society, it will never be enough and they will always have something to complain about The second group will do anything they can to spin the narrative or twist Elon's words or create metrics that show things in a positive light, while being afraid to say anything negative. They have learned they will make more money, grow their accounts faster and have a better chance of Elon engaging with them if they take this permanently positive approach and look the other way when Tesla deserves reasonable criticism. Elon himself would tell you, Tesla has made many mistakes along the way, but if you only listen to certain Tesla creators, you would never know it The first group prioritizes emotions + frustrations > reality and the second group prioritizes money + influence > reality. It really is exhausting

@99_Colorado THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT --> AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

Someone please explain to me how this isn’t communism in the making. Everyone wants me to believe this is going to work, but it has always failed every single time it was tried, no matter when it was tried!

@farzyness @JoeTegtmeyer sorry, man

@JoeTegtmeyer I will accept your apologies below.

Happy 8 April (Wednesday) at Giga Texas, especially for those wanting an update on Cybercabs … I saw about 60 of them in two groups in the outbound lot today … the largest grouping yet! Also, looks like at least some of these have white seats and most still have clearly visible steering wheels … I will let you conclude what you wish from that, but these still do not look like the final “production” versions, so perhaps they are testing out some of the new features while testing some of the @robotaxi areas around the country.

@theisabelb printout of a chart from "The Political Compass" (politicalcompass.org). While the chart itself has gone viral recently—often shared by students claiming it was used in their AP Government classes—it is widely considered a highly controversial and non-academic source.

Teenagers are sharing photos of their AP U.S. Government textbooks, and the sheer amount of indoctrination is wildly disturbing. Apparently, Barack Obama is ideologically a right wing authoritarian. Hillary Clinton and George W Bush are entirely indistinguishable politically. Donald Trump is of course virtually the same as Hitler. @tedcruz is apparently more radically authoritarian than Fidel Castro AND Joseph Stalin..??!!?? @Linda_McMahon — can we expedite some major changes to American public education?

@DillonLoomis My theory:Elon's doing this on purpose...have robotaxis ready to deploy abruptly in multple cities, but jst let them sit there a few weeks in stealth mode. Mon 4/20 tdeploy & absolutely rip heads off of all short-sellers who've piled on. Epic!!! (Meantime..."stand by me")

I hope everyone uses this season of $TSLA price action to stop following people that constantly say Tesla going up and that try to frame every news item as the catalyst that's going to move the needle. Be careful who you listen to, as many are not living in reality and having the wrong expectations often leads to disillusionment

@DillonLoomis @TripleDDo Agree. Watch a few of his videos. Dillon is a long-term bull for sure, but ALWAYS lays it out factually, and always with a grain of bearish salt / reality check.

over the past two years i have barely said a word about tesla stock and when i have its been about downward pressure i do not give st price targets and recently ive literally said we may head to 350 and or 300 back when we were around 400 good try tho. perhaps u mistake my bullishness for the short term, but its always been for the long term

@DillonLoomis Yeah, no joke man. Even Elon's down on his extra $1B of shares from a few months back at this point. Geez.

@iamtomnash Thanks Tom...needed this...just dropped $15k on an upcoming trip to Peru that I know is bucket list level...just wow, one can burn through them dollars so fast!

Dont be afraid of spending money on adventure. Be afraid of getting old and realizing the only place you went was to work.

@TeslaBoomerMama Our thoughts are with you both TBM & TBP.

We could do with some prayers, in the ER with TBP. Thank you.

@heyitsyashu Start with best approach...examples of everything it can help us with and how much it can help ..what's best value way to set it up...and best value for ongoing costs as we start using

I do a lot of AI training & consulting and it’s unreal what Claude Cowork & Openclaw has done. Basically now anyone can have an AI employee. Im having so much fun doing it that I’m debating launching a AI Automation community where I put all of these in video tutorials for all to share and learn from. Would anyone have interest in this??

@heyitsyashu Yes. I need to learn this

@TeslaBoomerMama I'm also a doc... privileged to have met you once briefly at Tesla Takeover Santa Barbara

Good morning ☀️ Getting too thin?

@TeslaBoomerMama Hi Mama... amazing job on the weight loss and those stats you shared are also shockingly great! Are you doing any resistance training yet (weightlifting)? I'm also on a health improvement journey and getting the muscle mass up is second only to quality sleep. (+plenty protein)

@GordonJohnson19 @NHTSAgov F yeah. Lets gooooooooooooo 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

$TSLA "robotaxis" w/ no steering wheel/foot pedals will be launched in ~1 month's time. B/c this technology is ready to go driverless on public roads all over the USA. @NHTSAgov = a useless/feckless organization that should be decommissioned.

@Teslarati Problem is some idiot could still trip on that

🚨 I FINALLY figured out a way to charge my Tesla at home as a renter — Using Superchargers exclusively was inconvenient, tough on the battery, and expensive Here’s how I did it:

@sen_investing @farzyness bruh

its not going to happen. $TSLA has missed several deadlines for tasks that were far less ambitious. Look at Robotaxi, it's still only in Austin and Bay Area and only a handful are autonomous. These have started the program almost 6 months ago and moving at a snail pace. Cybercab has a ton more things to overcome including regulatory. Elon have been saying autonomous is coming "in a few months or next year" since almost 10 years now so selling Cybercab to customers by end of 2026 is yet another of those tall claims which are not to be taken seriously

@Teslarati Oh man, that aint right! Back to the pound for this MF'er!!

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@Tryangle SUPER TROLL lol

I’m selling my 📐

..(Elon) 5+ years before it's AV competition...9% "easy"...it's that last 1% "long tail" takes a looong time. Farragu post: NVDA provides the chips/models "kitchen" but legacy still as to "cook"...good luck!