Paul Dausey

@amuse saw a few standing by the tables shoveling food in their mouths, knowing the night was over...priorities, I guess.

PETTY THEFT? Members of the press corps were witnessed smuggling wine and champaign bottles from the WHCD last night. Reasonable? Or a crime?

@adamcarolla Groyper pivot bot...

I guess you’re not going to learn anything from this experience

@beyondreasdoubt Remember the judges that levied injunctions to stop it....

remember the ridiculous NY Times article criticizing the ballroom Trump wants to add to the White House?

@BasedMikeLee Their opposition to the Save America Act is equally disturbing for the same security based reasons

As literally every Senate Democrat posts a nearly identical statement about tonight’s shooting, I wish they’d agree to fully fund DHS, which has been shut down for two months This isn’t funny anymore

@VickieforNYC Feces....

Actual human garbage. If the president had been harmed, this man and everyone like him would be openly celebrating right now. This is the left.

@adamcarolla Filled a skateboard park with sand....total dick wad.

This dictator shut down beaches, parks, small businesses and schools and then went out to eat

@RCMaxw3ll @JamesOKeefeIII I thought these clowns were going to pivot since Candie got Loomered.

This fat sack of shit was one of the main employees that stabbed @JamesOKeefeIII in the back. He’s lowlife scum. Good to see he hasn’t changed.

@AAGDhillon @USMarshalsHQ Use aloe...heal it right up.

Bruise and a cut across my nose: Thank God for the @USMarshalsHQ who took my team to safety,

@CynthiaGeracou2 @amuse Keep them safe...

@pwdbeached @amuse I am a 4th grade teacher… MAGA. Things aren’t that bad at my school.

ASSASSINATION: They planned to kill him. Clay Cunningham, a teacher at River Valley Middle School in the Midway Independent School District in McGregor, Texas makes this clear.

@amuse there is no limit to their insufferable relentlessness....

BREAKING: CNN reporting there was a dinner interruption tonight.

@LauraLoomer Game developer teacher that tried to be the hero of the underground cretins that are destroying the youth of America....great.

Cole Tomas Allen, the assassin, has a masters degree in Computer Science.

@RichardGrenell He already knows what the ramifications should be...

Your team is violent. And intolerant. Stop the attacks.

@WesternLensman if rot had a voice...

MSNOW: It's unclear who the intended target of the WHCA shooter might have been.

@camhigby another dark web gamer...shocker.

Shooters LinkedIn linkedin.com/in/cole-allen-…

🚨Democrats defunded the Secret Service and all the intelligence and law enforcement functions that support the mission of the USSS. The performance of these SS Agents to stop this assassin is exemplary. Thank god for them.

@BasedMikeLee @JeffClarkUS @realDonaldTrump Save America Act stops the need to go after our President....they can not assasinate protected elections.

@JeffClarkUS @realDonaldTrump 💯

Here is my recommendation to @realDonaldTrump when he speaks to an alarmed Nation tonight: “I am exercising my constitutional power under Article II, Section 3 to convene both houses of Congress on ‘extraordinary Occasions.’ I have ordered them to convene tomorrow morning by 10 am. I will keep them in session using that same power until they fund ALL of DHS — without exception! And I will hear or brook no nonsense from the Senate — or the House for that matter — that they are already in session, just in a pro forma capacity. My convening power allows me to insist on a REAL, not a pro forma session. And I will send them right back into session if they try to adjourn in a pro forma capacity.”

@CurtisHouck @ScottJennings @ScottJenningsKY on a CNN panel watching this will be the second most entertaining part of the night.

CNN's @ScottJennings, moments before the start of the #WHCD... "Well, I'm happy the President is speaking tonight. We do have serious issues going on in the country. We have a war going on, for goodness sakes. He might say something about that tonight. So there could be a news value to this. I'll respectfully disagree with S.E. on the state of journalism. I think journalism has never had more access to the leader of the free world than they have right now. Everybody in that room, as was noted by the press secretary, has his cell phone number. And lo and behold, he answers their calls. He answers their questions in the Oval Office on a daily, routine basis. I mean, he answers questions on the tarmac. He answers questions on the South Lawn. You couldn't pry access like this out of Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush or any other president. And so if you just think of what is the job of journalism, and that is to take us inside the decision-making process of the president of the United States. We've never had a more accessible president to get those answers than we have right now. And by the way, he may roast the press, and they spend 24 hours a day roasting him, and they need to have a little bit of thick skin and put on their big boy pants and take it." "The press is CNN's Kaitlan Collins, who's getting an award tonight. And for her Oval Office coverage of the day that Zelenskyy had the meltdown in the Oval Office. That's the press. And that's the kind of access that we have. So, no, I think the press is thriving in the Trump era. The access we have and the information that we get to bring to the American people, because he allows it is a good thing, objectively a good thing."

@adamcarolla and gets his hair cut at a pet shop...

True

@BlueskyLibs I am not editing this one...but we know what should go in there.

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