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. @PatMcAfeeShow can’t even be Frank Stallone

EBITDA is the WAR of financial stats

@fletch38blues @GsonJW I’m jealous

@GsonJW Don’t know that I’ve tweeted this guy, pro or con, ever but……….

@GsonJW Let him die

@Halloffametoys @DaxFTR I’d argue calling any meeting with Hager a “talent meeting” is hypocritical as Hager is devoid of talent

@DaxFTR Isn’t a little hypocritical for Jake Hager to complain about Kahn coming into a talent only meeting, while telling the world about the talent only meeting on the biggest wrestling podcast?

@TheRealDisco If he’s calling you a retard he’s right.

Sean Ross Sapp is in my D M's using foul language because he was the subject of a joke online and now he is melting down. He's calling me names. I am heartbroken.

@Ask_Spectrum Why won’t you give an actual estimate of when service will be restored? It’s because you’re lying about everything including I assume the vandalism.

Our crews are making progress in restoring services in the Los Angeles area. Thank you for your continued patience as we work to address the remaining affected customers.

@Ask_Spectrum It’s been over 30 hours! How is this still not fixed?

@Ask_Spectrum I hate you

The Spectrum outage affecting the Los Angeles area was caused by a criminal act of vandalism. Repairs continue, we appreciate your patience.

@Ask_Spectrum @transmau5 What’s the estimated time you’ll have it fixed?

@transmau5 My apologies for the frustrations. We have our maintenance teams working on a resolution, and We appreciate your patience as we resolve the troubles. ^ST

@Foxycodone2 @Ask_Spectrum They claim this happened in an industrial area where no one lives or riots. My guess is it’s an excuse for their incompetence

@Ask_Spectrum That's what happens when RIOTS and NOT protests happen. Remember that

@Ask_Spectrum will you at least provide an estimate on when Internet will be restored?

@EzWiggins @SawyerTKeyes @Ask_Spectrum Pretend it’s last night and go back to sucking your boyfriends dick

@quiping @SawyerTKeyes @Ask_Spectrum You sound like the cx that complain at my job. Based on the severity of the damage do you have any idea how line it takes to repair and spice the fiber? Pretend it’s 1995 and go do something

@hveagd1 @Ask_Spectrum I dont believe one vandal with a scissor can take out all of LA county’s internet. Probably they just don’t want to pay overtime to get it fixed so they’re blaming vandals

@Ask_Spectrum It's your job to identify and fix the fucking thing. Wtf?! 14 hours!

@5cottFive @Ask_Spectrum @kcalnews @RobertNBCLA @NBCLA @ABC7 @KTLA A responsible company would have put every resource into fixing an outage that wide in a timely fashion

@Ask_Spectrum There's no way a single act of vandalism took out regional internet for all of Ventura and Los Angles counties. This is a serious outage spanning from Ventura, Ojai, Simi, The Valley, and apparently all the way down to Anaheim. @kcalnews @RobertNBCLA @NBCLA @ABC7 @KTLA

@SawyerTKeyes @Ask_Spectrum Vandalism, accident, whatever. Don’t care. Just fix it. If they want me less mad at them because it’s vandalism - it’s not working

@quiping @Ask_Spectrum Exactly, they had since 2:00am.

@TheBigVitoBrand @TripleH You weren’t doing this gimmick when you were skull Von crush

I’ve got an honest question for @TripleH . I’ve lived this lifestyle my whole life. I’ve been doing this gimmick since 1999. I’m still the Don in the squared circle, but this kid—who has publicly disrespected me—has stolen everything but the shoes on my feet. Your own people have reached out to me, asking for help with “family” storylines. Those ideas? Mine. Talent relations even called me, said I’d be “brought in” down in Florida. Yet here I am—a 35-year veteran—watching @WWE bury me while they rip off my gimmick wholesale. And yes, I’ve got the receipts to back up everything I’m saying here. So tell me: are we really going to keep doing this? Keep embarrassing Italians with this nonsense? Keep disrespecting my 35 years in this business? @Stacks_WWE I get it. Imitation is supposed to be the sincerest form of flattery. I’ve got a few old leather jackets if you need them, but I doubt you can pull off the bald look. Just remember: no matter who you put in the “costume,” they’ll always be living in my shadow until I give my stamp of approval. — THE Don #wwe #bigvito #thedonofwrestling #35yearstoyour35minutes

@YahooSports Full kit wanker

Dave Portnoy pulled up to the Fever season opener in a full Caitlin Clark uniform.

I appreciate the specificity on which brand of tequila was used @Complex @donjulio