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It was more fun back in the day when the carib mixie mutt high yella HNIC of the blunt chiefs went down to the big pow-wow of the U niggas with a coke vial of fake anthrax and say saddam is cooking this shit and we all gonna die if the wild capra jivin jahoodis get some over here

@typeclonghouse pancakes dont have to be round and you can alter the recipe to not be so sweet. it isn't as durable, but if you eat it immediately, it can be delicious and work pretty well.

does anyone have a good way to make only 1-2 slices of bread (or the equivalent) at home

You could put every piece of Masters footage and stuff in every conceivable format for posterity in some kind of vault and re-create white society after a cataclysm.

@tariqnasheed Sorry, that lady got those Haitian tethers living in her house.

The 14th Amendment of the Constitution was meant for the descendants of Foundational Black Americans

@kunley_drukpa do they get drunk easy like american indians? I always wondered.

THE WOMAN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE HOTTEST WOMEN IN TONGA JUST BECAUSE SHE WASN’T FAT 🇹🇴 Visited a few countries in Polynesia, very unique region of the world with interesting cultures and friendly people. Is true though that a lot of Polynesians are fat. The muscular Polynesian - fat Polynesian is anecdotally a real thing. You will see a lot of fat people walking around the towns you visit and then occasionally, out of the blue, some of the most muscular men you have seen in your life Has been suggested there is a partially genetic partially cultural reason for this - Polynesians genetically adapted for muscle and fat retention on long sea voyages, culturally they just eat a lot of sludge. Whatever the specific reason(s) the fatness is difficult not to observe In Polynesia, even bigger islands do not have many people living on them. Nuku’alofa, the capital of Tonga, is more of a town than a city - maybe you could even call it a village. It’s located on Tongatapu, the largest and most developed island in Tonga even though it only has a population of about 75K and feels like a series of villages dotted around a palm grove. Because there aren’t too many people there the entire country feels very local, it is an ‘everybody knows everybody’ type place Went to one of only bars in Nuku’alofa one evening. Sub-Tiki bar vibe just because it’s that region of the world but mostly it just sold cheap liquor. Still, was relatively swanky by Tongan standards. Jolly fat Tongan man comes up to me because I’m foreign (‘palangi’) and Tongans are just the kind of people who like to talk to everyone… we end up having a good conversation. He then points at a woman and says: “Hey look over there, she’s famous in Nuku’alofa, she’s considered one of the most beautiful women in all of Tonga” There was decently attractive Polynesian woman sat holding court at a table, surrounded by a few men, twirling her hair as they fawned over her Asked on what grounds she was considered one of most beautiful women in Tonga, she looked nice but wouldn’t have called her the most attractive woman ever. Her look was a little ghetto so-called “It’s because she’s not fat” He was being completely sincere. Unlike many Tongan women, she was within a healthy body fat range. Meeting this standard was enough to qualify her for top percentile hotness by Tongan standards. She apparently had had the benefit of studying in Auckland, New Zealand too - several years of living there inculcated in her the middle class western norms of ‘not letting yourself getting fucking fat’. She exercised and ate reasonable portions etc - hence she was regarded as a real dime piece, all the Tongan men lusted after her Was introduced to her later in the evening, she was friendly and didn’t seem conceited. Easy to talk to. Could tell some of the other Tongan men in the bar were annoyed though

@BlastingThrough Well built. People in 2020s underestimate the power of the headband.

Good times at Ft. Bragg, early 1980s, playing soccer. Here I am with Amos Howard.

I wonder if Ketanji can read cursive?

@stevemur @TheOnlyDSC I wonder if she can read cursive

@TheOnlyDSC we've all seen it at the Smithsonian

“If a foreign born man should stealeth my wallet, he hath proven his allegiance to this land and is therefore an American” - James Madison, 1787

@TheOnlyDSC holy shit. oxygen.

@bizlet7 I guess the conspiracy is to do with his international adoption of two Irish boys, which is very rare and may not even be legal anymore. Don't forget, one of the most protested international adoption legislations, even causing conflict, The Magnitsky Act, had an Irish component

She’s a woman. What’s his excuse?

@kai_xbt I was worried we weren't going to have a white boy summer this year. whew.

Clavicular says looks matter more than money for women and explains why incomemaxxing is a losing strategy for most men "The highest thing women look for is still looks over wealth. That's been very easily disproven by a lot of the self report studies and dating apps reporting their data." "A lot of women won't even give you the time of day to prove your value or your income if you're an ugly motherfucker. If you can't even have that first interaction go well, there's no way to build rapport." "Even making a million dollars a year, top 0.025 percentile in the United States, going against a good looking guy you're probably still going to be at a huge deficit in the dating market. Improving 20 percentiles in looks is much more achievable, which is why I think as a general rule of thumb looksmaxxing is a better way to improve yourself as a man than income and status."

@RCEY28 That ATV is too big for that boy

Sunny field. Orange hoodie. This kid pins an ATV along a steep dirt ridge like he’s got nothing to lose—pure chaos, zero brakes. Then—boom. Edge catches. The quad launches and cartwheels in a cloud of dust while he gets tossed and rolls it out in the grass. So what’s the move—let your kid (or your inner menace) send it for the thrill… or shut it down before it turns into an ER story? Be honest—were you that kid, or the one watching it happen? 🚀

@mattbramanti you basically have to catch them as they fall of the tree to be any good. Nice low tree and they smell good anyway. Make a little mess on the ground if near walks.

we had a loquat tree in the backyard of our old house that put out a ton of fruit the downside is that they don't ripen once they're cut, so if you get them too early, you're boned

@MTownsendGolf The story I heard was that they(Nike and PGA) put him and Tiger on the same stuff and then took David's because Tiger was a better story. Most of those masters you mentioned, Tiger won as his first few. David is in a better spot now, lol.

If I could give anyone a Green Jacket it would be David Duval 2-6-3-2 from 1998-01, never made another cut

my kerbal with mods looks better than this.

@Brink_Thinker Peak form

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MrPerkwile @shortmagsmle got me with haitian purse puppies. 🤣

@shortmagsmle Oh wait, we're talking about the one that adopted Haitian purse puppies? The future is bright

The fate of the Republic hinges on whether or not one specific middle-aged white woman is willing to be slightly mean to minorities

@bryan_johnson nothing is engineered to last forever.

Death isn’t fate, it’s an engineering problem.

@davepl1968 we watched it in the classroom on a tv cart. don't know if it was live or not but I think so.

99.9% of people who "experienced" the Challenger disaster saw it on replay and now remember it as live. Almost NO ONE was watching. Everyone thinks they were. It's a fascinating collective false memory.

@cremieuxrecueil They also lie about their ages. In the future with better records this will be corrected.

At about age 86, the death rate for Black men falls below the death rate for White men. It's unclear why this is, but what it means is clear: Among the oldest old men, Blacks are predicted to live longer than Whites.

@AlpacaAurelius Boys are made from slow fucking doggy style. Girls are made from intimate 'sweet' sex.

Few get this