Helen Williams282

@Timmysofine You have a job now

Guys, I’ve just learned that cockroaches run towards us when they feel threatened because they want us to protect them.

@Aduradara61049 With the security in Nigeria, you better brace yourself and be ready for impact

People that don’t sleep naked in 2026 what’s the reason?

@it_Rutie The frogs that l have been eating in Nigeria as back as 1993, transported from Kano. Very delicious!

The first Nigerian to eat frog in China. 🇨🇳🤯

You can't blame her, most Nigerians have never seen an AED even many healthcare professionals.

if you campaign for APC, we go report your account for terrorism

Is there truly any charm(juju) that can disappear one? Thinking aloud!

@pshegs He should not have gone to jail at all because he's man and men are by nature polygamous. Sentencing wasn't fair in the first place.

After sleeping with the President's sister, 20 ministers wives, wife of the head of Police and 1 in about 2000 women in Equatorial Guinea, Baltasaar is back. My question is, how?

@talk2veee Me too no understand the arithmetic

Please, how are PRISON sentences actually calculated? Is 60yrs, literally 60yrs? If sentenced twice, does it run concurrently?

@jon_d_doe Most men especially of now are so dependent on the women's money that they ready to fight if the women refused to give.

Under normal circumstances, your wife should not be richer than you. But if it so happens that she became richer than you, please remove your eyes from her money & be happy for her. A woman that you fuck and doesn't feed you, will always respect you. If she decides to cheat, she'll not use the fact that she's feeding you or paying your bills as an excuse. It'll be solely on her and her alone. A woman's money is not sweet to taste. If you're always putting your eyes on your wife's money, be ready to receive insults upon insults. "Two shall marry and become one" Yes, but it did not say that you become one by switching roles and responsibilities. It says that you shall become one by flexing roles & responsibilities without it being interchangeable. The destiny of your wife is not in your hands. But your destiny is in the hands of your wife. When you choose your wife, you have chosen your destiny. End.

@ParistoJamani @jon_d_doe Do not depend on her money - depend is the problem meaning you can not make reasonable progress if her money is not involved.

@jon_d_doe You always teach it here that a woman is loyal to her sacrifice which is true , so what are those sacrifices a wife can sacrificed? 2 , if may be you have a project that cost 1 billion and you need 100 m to complete it , is it bad to collect from your wife to complete it ?

Beheading a whole person in front of me will send me into psychotic shock. Imagine doing that in front of abducted children in a country where they’ll never get comprehensive mental help. Your life is as good as destroyed even if you escape. Please guys, we must end APC today!

If you guys are afraid of street protests, are you also afraid of boycotting businesses and services like banks, public transportation, or even refusing to attend church or mosque? Can you do something, anything, aside from sitting on your hands and waiting??? Na wao! There are so many forms of protest, but you guys have managed to convince yourselves that until you all go out to the streets hand in hand, nothing else is worth considering.

I am sick to my stomach watching that video of the teacher being beheaded in Oyo State. You dedicate your life to teaching mathematics and building the next generation, only to be abducted and slaughtered. This is not life! The primary duty of ANY government is the protection of lives. If a teacher cannot even be safe inside a classroom, then nobody is safe. Security operatives are dying, and citizens are bleeding. We are not angry enough! We cannot normalise this madness. The government must wipe out these monsters and bring the remaining teachers home alive. My heart bleeds for Mr Oyedokun. He did not deserve this. My deepest condolences go to his family. Please @oyostategovt @seyimakinde @NGRPresident. Something HAS to be done!

@DanielRegha It's the other way round - who be your teacher?

Train your kids to eat meat only after they are done with the meal.

@talk2veee Is the bread in heaven?

We are talking of 22k akara, what of people that bought BREAD for 48,500 back then? Who knows the current price?

@NigeriaStories This people knows how to whine BAT's brain - giving him false to pass down to his supporters

ECOWAS Projects Nigeria 🇳🇬 to Become World's 5th Richest Country in 50 Years

You cannot rehabilitate a person that beheads a person. You cannot rehabilitate someone that offs people for sport. You cannot rehabilitate someone that kidnaps and rapes children.

God told the man in white to drink wine but not marry, then turned to the man in black and told him not to drink wine but to marry four wives?🤔

@EcheAlone Pick the last sentence.

Helen, what are you saying, I can't even pick one thing.

@jon_d_doe Most likely

You know... One would wonder if Frank's estranged wife still has living parents. Because I as a father would not allow my daughter to drag my family name into this mess. May be she's their breadwinner. Who knows?