AKA #dreadpool

@ADT are y'all really not allowed to remote reboot our cameras? I've had to request this to be done over 70-80 times in the past 5-6 years and now all of a sudden you're not able to? I have to physically get on a ladder and unplug/plug it? That's not what I pay for. #dobetter

@MrBeast 28,741

No one has guessed the correct number yet!

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000

🚨ÚLTIMA HORA: KFC dejará de ofrecer su formato físico a partir de hoy. Sus productos solo se podrán consumir a través de su app en formato falso png.

@paramountplus is your service down? Both mobile and android TV app is not working??

@JordynneGrace Wooooo

I’m fixing it asap 😭

@JordynneGrace What flavor

Woke up to my husband feeding me a chicken wing in a pitch black room It’s 12:32am

“I carry a Pokéball in my pocket and catch Pokémon when I'm traveling." Big Boi reveals he's a big Pokémon fan 😎🎮

Tell me why I should use @Fandango? Both screenshots are for the same movie, same theater, same time. Left fandango, right @Cinemark. The total with Fandango (including 8.25% tax not listed) is 15.16 while cinemark is 13.52, the default IS to round up to the nearest dollar.

@JordynneGrace That's true love

Go to adoption event to promote adoption. Call husband to come to event and tell him not to let me adopt dog. Husband comes to event… and now we’re flying home cross-country with dog. Unreal.

@RealJamesWoods I mean I'll take some root beer.

@MsCharlotteWWE He forgets that there are a lot of NFL players that came to WWE and vice versa...

A lot of words to say “if I had five guys to protect me, I might be ok” 🫶🏻

@ma1ybe Naw, JLH will always be top 10.

From a teenager to a 46 year old mother of 3 you sack of shit

Shout out to @sproutsfm for playing #cultofpersonality. I know @CMPunk would be proud.

@FedEx so our package has been in ft Worth since Tuesday and multiple "attempts" since then (actually those "attempts" are "attempts not made). We are in the middle of ft Worth so this shouldn't be happening. What's going on over there? #wheresmypackage

@FinnBalor Why don't you put on black sweats, black hoodie and a black bandana over your mouth and curbstomp some people?

I starting to realize I don’t get enough respect around here…

@BritishUnderdog @livethevault @dude694201738 @skinnymysterio I thought that was obvious? Not sure why no one else was understanding that

@livethevault @dude694201738 @skinnymysterio He's clearly saying that he's surprised that the openly misogynistic society of Saudi Arabia would be OK with her outfit, considering how closed-minded they are on women's automonomy in general.

she’s fully covered…. She can’t help if she’s dragging a wagon. Like yall are so rabid

@masterpiecepbs we really need a #MissScarletPBS spin-off with Moses and Clarence. #MakeItHappen

@NFL_DovKleiman Bro has the be trolling bc ain't no way he called him DeKaylin

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The Lions fan who DK Metcalf PUNCHED held a press conference today saying he did not use any foul language and has received threats since the allegation. He's asking "DeKaylin" to take back what he said. He's still ragebaiting DK...😬😳

@elonmusk Yes

Massive voting fraud uncovered

@PrimeVideo just FYI, it's 23 hours from Houston to Burbank not 10 hours #ohwhatfun