Rajayjay.

@Uber_Support where the humans at for customer issues? Tired of my money being taken by robots who can’t answer questions

i find it funny that some libs will wish you dead for voting for trump and not see a problem with that. they believe we could never have anything in common bc WE are monsters.. we’re coexisting and you don’t even know. they’re wishing death upon us and celebrating murder. Wild

In my feels as @BillSpadea’s last day is truly the end of an era. Thank you for accompanying my morning for years, even all the way from Colorado now. 🥺☹️🥲🥹 We’ve called you Governor Spadea already, but looking forward to it being official.

“yeah 4pm friday works great for a meeting”

Buffering Buffering Buffering Buffering Mike Tyson’s ass Buffering Buffering Buffering Buffering Buffering

These fights are awesome. #netflix

Get ready for “vote for the black woman or you’re racist” every day until November 5th.

Trump right now:

“Did you see how fast I dodged that bullet? They say it was the fastest anyone had ever dodged a bullet, Sleepy joe wouldn’t dodge that bullet, sleepy joe would’ve been put to sleep!”

this is going to ruin the tour

I ate out every meal, had chocolate croissants for breakfast, and chain smoked every day in Europe and somehow lost 10lbs so the whole “American food is poison” narrative might have some legs.

I'm one two-factor authentication away from snapping.

and every day i will wake up and thank God that it wasn’t the fucking new york rangers

TRAVIS HELPED REVIVE A DEAD TAYLOR AFTER THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED KILLED HER

SCREAMING

😂😂

East Jersey State Prison "What are you in for?" "A gas leaf blower & single use plastic bags."