Ramblin Mama

Friend: You’re so lucky to have two kids who can entertain one another. Me, yelling over them trying to murder each other: OH YES IT’S A FUCKING FRIENDSHIP PICNIC HERE.

Kids will trash your car then look you straight in the eye and ask you why it’s so messy.

In just the last day, Colbert was cancelled, PBS and NPR were defunded, and Trump threatened to sue even conservative outlets like the Wall Street Journal and NewsCorp over revelations related to Epstein. It sure looks like an open attempt at authoritarian control of the media.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

In 2016, JD Vance called Trump "reprehensible" over the Access Hollywood tape, tweeting: "Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. Lord help us." He also privately called Trump a "moral disaster" and indicated he believed Trump committed sexual assault.

they tried to "un-woke a robot and it went full nazi" is something out of an episode of 30 Rock

how do you fuck up an AI this badly my god

As a Wharton professor grading Donald's letter in a public communications course, I assign 28/100. Strengths: The letter uses a formal structure and assertive tone to convey intent clearly, with rhetorical emphasis on national security for persuasion. Weaknesses: Awkward phrasing and run-on sentences hinder readability (e.g., overly long paragraphs). Inconsistent capitalization (e.g., random "TRADE," "Tariff") and grammatical errors (e.g., "Non Tariff" lacks hyphen) detract from professionalism. Stylistically, the threatening, manipulative language (e.g., veiled ultimatums like raising tariffs if Japan doesn't comply) undermines diplomatic nuance, appearing coercive rather than collaborative. Ruthless critique: Factual distortions include exaggerating Japan's tariffs—current data shows Japan's average applied tariff at ~2.5%, lower than implied, with no evidence of "higher Tariff" on US goods post-2019 trade deal. Misleading claims of "unsustainable Trade Deficits" ignore mutual benefits and global supply chains. No spelling errors, but the overall simplistic, repetitive style lacks executive sophistication. Based on the letter's evidence—basic vocabulary, logical inconsistencies, and failure to substantiate claims—Donald does not appear smarter than a fifth grader; it reads like juvenile posturing without depth or accuracy. (412 chars)

This is WILD. The reason Trump defunded the National Weather Service leading to the deaths of all those girls in the Texas flood is because PROJECT 2025 THOUGHT WEATHER PREDICTION SCIENCE WAS TIED TO EVIDENCE OF CLIMATE CHANGE.

Never accept this as normal. This is an invasion.

When do we start asking if the massive destruction to the National Weather Service and NOAA is how massive flash floods came out of nowhere in Texas. There are dozens of missing children.

Seeing Lauren Boebert on the steps of the capitol and the back door of the White House smiling about kicking people off their health care makes my blood boil. I’m Eileen Laubacher. I’m running against Boebert this election. Help me get to 50k followers to grow this campaign!

@biteecee @johnpavlovitz Your post proves this study’s actual point: the right will believe anything regardless of facts.

@johnpavlovitz This is the same type of thought distribution you would expect from a cult btw

Do you know anyone who made it out of the Trump cult? Is there hope for anyone who still worships him?

2025 feels like being awake during surgery

Karoline Leavitt later this week:

“No leaks!!” Ted Cruz told Tucker Carlson 5 days ago that we were striking Iran.

As our nation girds for possible Iranian terrorist attacks, this is the person Trump put in charge of terrorism prevention. 22 years old. Recent work experience: landscaping/grocery clerk. Never worked a day in counter-terrorism. But he’s a BIG Trump fan. So he got the job.

Why did people stop tweeting about grocery prices? I just left the store and holy friggin balls

If Joe Biden has misspelled his own name in a tweet, Fox would be calling for his removal and running it on a loop 24/7.

The Script has been distributed to paid influencers.

temu ass bush administration