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when my gf asks how her crypto investments are doing

@padspoker 30quad, 50cubed, stupa, fupa, 55 500cap

GM to anybody who remembers the 22 cubed.

Remember when Smiljkovic was good? Neither do I! Lets see if we can find him again today. 🔴LIVE NOW!

@WPN_CEO lol this is actually really good

This is so so fun IMO. R/T this if you smile reply FU Phil if it offends you.

@jeremyausmus this is not what Twitter is for. Post something funny next time.

I’ve seen so many talented players vanish after 20 years. They usually blame running bad for a five-year stretch. In reality, they just stopped keeping up with the meta. The game moved and they stayed still.

@BenWilinofsky Peachymer

Does anyone know what Norm's online poker name was?

@ftrpoly Reaper gon reap

Thesis remains relatively unchanged on the Iran War. Don't see any appealing/realistic offramps in the near term -- expecting more bombing/airstrikes but not much escalation past that. Will be positioned similarly to the screenshot below until strong indications of an impending US operation to gain control of Hormuz start to surface. Such an operation could take weeks or even months so there should still be time to adjust positioning as the situation shifts. Always happy to discuss in DMs.

@SamGreenwoodRIO @PhillMendel

@PhillMendel Thank you, but I think we both fucked this one up pretty bad

Tell me all the mistakes in this one. There are lots of them. 1st: $177k, 2nd: $135k, 3rd: $103k, 4th: $78k

@Ghilleyyy *checks notes* retard

me reviewing my player notes during a session

@Moorman1 -12069

Running this back for a big OSS Sunday in a couple of days time. Get your guesses in early (won’t include my day2 of the $500k mystery bounty phase)

@eqpoker hey now

Tourney players teaching postflop theory is like going back to 2016 for online cash I love it

@MTT_Data_Review now allow limps

BTN preflop range when the BB is sitting out. Fairly common spot in online tournaments (or live if someone is enjoying their dinner break a little too much) and while we all know we should raise a lot more often, I have never seen anyone actually run a sim for that. This can be run super quickly in the new @GTOWizard preflop solver, so here is 40bb BTN open: (1/2)

@CoinPoker_OFF ffs I've got @padspoker on my left

@MikeMcDonald89 omg just the other day I saw a pornstar called anita johnson, what are the odds

Few things seem more improbable than someone named Moneymaker becoming world poker champion. I raise you a chess grandmaster named Sina Movahed

@88888sAccount pics

@tombos21 kuba subset?

Open poker theory problem: No one has invented canonical flop subsets. We have regular flop subsets, which are a set of "average" flops that are useful for mini aggregate reports. But we don't have canonical subsets that aim to capture strategically distinct textures. For example, if I open the Pio 3-flop subset, you get three unpaired, broadway, FD, flops. Why? Because these are the most common flop types, so they represent a kind of "average flop". They are minimizing the error of the average. What I'm looking for is more like, a representative subset. Something that shows off the different types of textures you'll face. Now obviously I could just vibe my own set of representative flops for each common texture. But I'm wondering if there's a more rigorous way to do it?

@subiime I have that affect on people

Dont worry all. Its just a bad pic of jmo hes still rich and happy (ish) @random_chu

Day 2 of the $25k ct influencer invitational @cuntycakes123 @AWice

@SrslySirius @Mister_Keating @WSOP this is great work

I am shocked and disgusted at the news that @Mister_Keating was depicted by AI voice lines without his consent. The @WSOP and everyone involved need to do better. Human beings are not puppets for us to manipulate for our amusement. Anyway, here is a leaked version of the episode that contains no AI whatsoever

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