Randall Bartlett

@PfutzenreuterR @LeafandThistle Lost is a function of time.

@LeafandThistle HEY! We don't get lost, we get spatially disorientated.

Not all who wander are lost. Except 2LTs.... yep they're lost.

@wyomingsurvival Field sanitation and food prep.

What future skills do you think will be more important, rural small unit tactics or urban IRA skills?

@AppyOrtho Not really a plot twist: Same guy.

People in the South both have stories like “Once I broke into a stripper’s trailer to get my buddy’s microwave oven back.” While also having stories like, “Oh ya my sister married into the Senator’s family. He has an awesome swimming pool.” We are a versatile people.

@Hollerpyrate @Jesse_Iwuji @chinfo @Reserve_SWOs @NRCNIC @NavyFB When they pick their nose, you can see the class ring. Oh. Wait. That's West Point.

@Jesse_Iwuji @chinfo @Reserve_SWOs @NRCNIC @NavyFB Q: How can you tell if someone's been to the Naval Academy?? A: You dont have to, its the first thing they gonna tell you about themselves.

The US Navy has the finest uniforms. Yea I said it 😄 On another note, 20 years later after receiving this uniform at the Naval Academy, it still fits just right. All these PFA’s since 2006 have kept my fitness right 👊🏾😅

@TheBuddyCSM 🤣

@randyb450 And if I cut them from the manifest or not.

This is dumb. Let’s go ahead and NOT infringe on them rights, yea?

@kinsellawarren Ok.

I've been researching and writing about hate movements for 40 years. Antizionism is a classic hate movement.

@williambickne16 @mandyarthur Cottonlindsayism is too cumbersome, so murderfaggot it is.

@mandyarthur Murderfaggot

"War hawk" is not gay enough. We need a term that fully encapsulates the gay retardation of weak elderly men who send young healthy men to die for money and power. What's a better term?

@BuzzPatterson @PeteHegseth If she had dog tags, she likely bought them. Maybe CNN issued them. She's lying/ignorant. No rank on them, although I had one troop show me "Boodist Jew" as his religion. I still have one of them. Had a chat with S1 about the list of approved religions.

I still have mine. I checked. No rank. Yesterday, “journalist” Christianne Amanpour denigrated @petehegseth’s military service and she claimed her status as a media representative was equivalent to his combat experience and rank. Fellow vets, did/do your dog tags have rank? Or is @amanpour full,of shit?

@MikeyDiMercurio @InsideLucysHead No. You don't pay her for the service, you pay her to go away.

@InsideLucysHead You can rent it.

Can you buy love? 🧐

@BryanMcKinley2 @TheBuddyCSM The CSM had some thoughts on that follow up. We...discussed it. Take away? Some things should be said, not written.

@randyb450 @TheBuddyCSM I fully support a CO being able to block marriage. It would save a lot of younger folks a lot of drama. Also- the counseling... "Told ya so!" 🤣🤣🤣

SPC Jones having a minor argument with his girlfriend Roxy. They got married three weeks later. Window is still just plastic sheeting taped onto the car with 100mph tape.

@TheBuddyCSM @BryanMcKinley2 We tried. From the CSM down. No dice. The SL who brought him in didn't bother to ask about his new girlfriend. Two months later a letter from her marked "CJCS HAS SEEN" landed on my desk. It was like that trailer park had Class B Dependa NCODP. Spring Lake for the win.

@BryanMcKinley2 @randyb450 This is where knowing Soldiers is really important. Talking them off the ledge could save their life.

@BryanMcKinley2 @TheBuddyCSM Cougar got her hooks into one of my buck SGTs: "Sign this. It says 'If I could order you not to marry her, I would.'" 6 weeks later: "Sign the follow on. It says 'I told you so.'" It was a saner time when you needed a cdr's permission to get married.

@TheBuddyCSM The sad thing? It wouldnt be the first time I've heard this story. Junior enlisted life is wild! I have no idea how I survived it... 😄

@MikeyDiMercurio @imPenny2x I'm neither of those, but I agree with Grandma and not because I'm Grandpa. I've seen people with lots of resources and too much time on their hands. They form things like the UN, foundations, and HOAs. This ends poorly.

@imPenny2x I'm an engineer, not an economist, Jim, but this sounds like bullshit from someone in the sales department of a robot manufacturer. Like Gramma used to say, "Maybe so, Sonny, but I kinda fuckin' doubt it."

99% of people really do not understand abundance as Elon describes it. The fundamental reason is that they don’t understand compound growth. Same people who would probably pick 1 million dollars today over a penny that doubles in value every day for 30 days. It’s a bad choice by the way. You lose out on millions. Imagine if that doubling object was a labor producing robot instead of a penny. Compounding labor. It’s actually crazy if you try and wrap your mind around it. So Elon mentions Universl High Income and the midwits flip a lid. “The elites won’t share” You don’t get it. They won’t need to share. They will make everything so cheap, it is effectively free. Charities will have immense resources to distribute. Unfathomable intelligence will exist to help optimize production and distribution. An unfathomably large labor pool will exist that operates on solar power exclusively. The public work projects that are erected will be unseen before levels of breathtaking. I think we are incredibly blessed to steward this new age of abundance. Can you see it now? Can you see the future?

@TheBuddyCSM Major Malfunction. The 2LT of field grades. It's the gold. Screws up brainwaves. You take a perfectly serviceable cadet or enlisted and put gold on their forehead and the jokes write themselves. Same with captains.

This is funny, because if I were to give a journalist a fake rank that would make them think they were important but I wanted to make sure they had zero command authority… I would definitely have picked Major. Bring the hate 😂😂😂

@sparky_vq3 @TheBuddyCSM Both are the mark of civilized men.

@TheBuddyCSM 🤣 you’re almost as obsessed as the “shopping carts being put away in the corral” crowd.

Omg, omg, omg..I’d like to solve the puzzle!!!

@TheBuddyCSM I was about that age when dad and my uncle took us boys to "Walking Tall." The original, not that abomination with The Rock.

My Dad took me to see T2 when it came out. I was eleven, but he totally would have taken me when I was six. I know this, because he had already let me watch Dirty Harry. Just had to tell me to cover my eyes every once in a while.

@CynicalPublius @Pontifex logismoitouaaron.blogspot.com/2010/05/st-cyr… We can quibble over whether he's Orthodox or Roman later.

@Pontifex What if your brother or sister fanatically believes that you must convert to their religion or they are religiously obligated to kill you?

#Peace is not something we must invent: it is something we must embrace by accepting our neighbor as a brother or sister. We do not choose our brothers and sisters: we must simply accept one another! We are one family, inhabiting the same home: this wonderful planet that ancient cultures have cared for over millennia. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon

@VikingRobVWO I've long thought repealing the Key West Agreement of '47 is a great idea. Put the whole damn AF back under the Army.

What if, and hear me out, the AF just hand receipted all the Hogs to the Army, the Army Aviation branch expanded and trained their own officers and warrants to fly and brrrrrt, and 15T expanded to fixed wing maintenance as well.

@skytaleSythe @TheBuddyCSM I dreamed I was inprocessing in a park. My duffle bag came open and stuff was spread everywhere. RI looked and said "Don't worry about it. When you get to it." There are variations of that, from various schools.

@TheBuddyCSM I have a recurring dream that I’m at Ranger School now - but I only have my uniform - no Patrol Cover - and I’m trying to figure out how to get to clothing and sales and the sew shop and get back before the PT test.

I have reoccurring dreams that I either have forgotten my locker combo or missed too much homework and won’t be graduating high school. Its annoying.