Randy Jacobs

@MNTwinsZealot I'm sure they want to keep him stretched out for when the inevitable starting pitcher injuries kick in.

Zak Kent is going to make the Twins bullpen? I’ve never heard of him…college ERA was 5.74, minor league ERA was 4.13 over 6 years and he has 12 games of MLB experience for 4.58 ERA. WHIP has been around 1.40 wherever he’s gone. I’d rather roll with Zebby from day 1 in the pen.

@ItsThumper76 Unfortunately our two-headed senior monster only appears to have one head today.

Someone not named Brooklyn needs to get it going

@conquertheno Cruella

Who is this? Wrong answers only. 🤔

@brandonleefey @MattJZimmer 24 point swings are not good.

@MattJZimmer That was some careless basketball

Halftime: Washington 38, SDSU 24. Jacks led 13-3 and then the Huskies woke up.

@MattJZimmer Our young players are playing like young players.

32-20 Washington leads. Huskies started cranking up the defense after that first timeout and the Jacks haven't been the same.

@MattJZimmer The zone isn't working. Got to quit crashing 2 or 3 on the post.

Emilee Fox for 3 and man did they need that.

Wow this has really flipped. Washington out to a 24-17 lead. They're on a 21-4 run.

@MattJZimmer Great start, just need to limit the offensive boards.

It's not as noticeable when you're sitting right on top of it but yeah, kinda ugly. Jacks out to a quick 8-3 lead.

@RJC4500 @kaitlancollins Funny like your old senile uncle.

@kaitlancollins May be the biggest fuck up of all time. But there is no doubt he is hands down the funniest person to ever hold office and it’s not even close. This is gold

Asked why he didn't coordinate with allies before going to war with Iran, Trump says, "We didn't tell anyone about it. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK?"

@ItsThumper76 In the last 5 seasons, the Jacks have lost 31 times, 15 were to ranked teams. During that time they beat 6 ranked teams.

Coach AJ has made that program into the greatest mid major program in the country. Change my mind. Queens of the Summit. Queens of the Mid Majors. All hail the Queens. *spoiler, you will not change my mind

So, thanks to Matt’s excellent article, I went on a bit of a stats dive of sorts. Since 07, @GoJacksWBB has not missed a post season play. Ever They’ve only gone 1 and done once in the WNIT. Since 19, they’ve won the WNIT, gone to the WNIT semis, have 4 tourney wins, and

@Lawkstan23 @alec_lewis The last couple of years have shown that we need a top quality 3rd tackle.

@alec_lewis What the fuck r we doing signing this guy to 3.25 mil over a wr 3 or literally anyone else

Ryan Van Demark has been with the Bills since 2022. Started four games last year. Graded out very well, especially in the run game. He’s massive. 6-foot-7, 307 pounds.

@farmingandJesus Bacon and eggs !

I really liked this chicken because she’s a naked neck AND an Easter egger (green eggs) I was sad I thought she got eaten She turned up today with her cutie pies… in the PIG PEN 🐣

@dauminator24 GBGBGJ ! 🐰 Is this the game where DJJ hit the half-court buzzer beater ?

Miss it a lot!

@kneis816 @NBCNews

Well, I for one would not believe a single syllable from any of those former "Presidents". Most likely, they were ALL installed anyhow, not elected. Do you really think your "he said, she said" rebuttal of Trump's statement (that really has no substantive meaning) is worthy of a news article? Grow up, children.

President Trump said Monday that he spoke to a former president about bombing Iran. • An aide for George W. Bush says that “they haven’t been in touch." • An aide to Bill Clinton says that whoever Trump was referring to was not Clinton. • An Obama aide says “no recent conversations” have taken place between Barack Obama and Trump. • A source familiar with the matter said the former president Trump was referring to was not Joe Biden. nbcnews.com/politics/donal…

@JarrettRenshaw McDonalds is catering.

NEWS: Trump has invited farmers and biofuels producers to the White House for a big event next week as the industry awaits the government's announcement on mandates for the fuel additives. The "celebration of agriculture" event is scheduled for March 27 on the White House South Lawn, sources familiar with the planning told CBS News. via @JenniferJJacobs and @edokeefe

I just saw that the UFL has a new rule that doesn’t allow punts inside the 50 yard line. Is that why Iowa doesn’t have a team?

19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

@FirstSquawk Posted as soybeans were down the 70 cent limit.

TRUMP TO HOST CELEBRATION OF AGRICULTURE MARCH 27: CBS

Baby girl showing her big brothers and Dad her ballet dress 😁❤️

SDSU Alum McCormick Receives $1.2 Million Bonus from NFL #masonmccormick #steelers @GoJacksFB #gojacks #jackrabbits #mvfc #fcs @FCSNationRadio1 #siouxfalls espnsiouxfalls.com/mason-mccormic…