Richard Dzien

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Richard Dzien

Richard Dzien

@rdzien

Attempting true neutral through chaos. Mostly here for the hate. Also crisps.

Ahead of you. Katılım Ocak 2009
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Richard Dzien
Richard Dzien@rdzien·
It's been a hot minute or twelve since I did a crisp review series. But I found this lot in an overpriced tourist gift tat shop. It's either going to be amazing or utter crap. But now, Chips de Madrid.
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Richard Dzien
Richard Dzien@rdzien·
@fesshole Ronnie Pickering can't cope with the invites, calm down guys...
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
The weirdest thing about being a minor celebrity is the number of people who suddenly wants to be your friend. I'm the same mostly boring person I've been for decades, but fame seems to flick a switch in peoples brains. I've gone from maybe six party invites a year to two a week.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
When shopping, I go to up to 4 supermarkets to buy eggs in at least two colours, so that I can alternate them when loading them into the egg dispenser
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
In my office 7 of the 19 people are called Jenny and 2 share a surname. We have to resort to Northern Jenny and Curly Jenny to differentiate. And this is the exact problem names are meant to solve. Babies should just be assigned a set of syllables by the registrar.
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Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood@ChrisJW123·
@anon_opin My mother is called Jennifer, but doesn’t like to be abbreviated. I’ve no idea why I’m telling you this, as it isn’t relevant to the confession.
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Ginger Tucci
Ginger Tucci@Ginger_Tucci·
Can’t explain how into these trousers I am.
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Richard Dzien
Richard Dzien@rdzien·
@anon_opin Why would I want my breath to smell like a public toilet when I goto sleep?
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
There should be two toothpaste flavours: Mint for mornings to wake you up. Lavender or similar for bedtime to make you sleepy.
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Richard Dzien
Richard Dzien@rdzien·
@zoebread I have died of a lot of things to do with the crazy people in the middle of the night...
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zoë bread
zoë bread@zoebread·
what does yours say
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Richard Dzien
Richard Dzien@rdzien·
@PixelCNinja Not surprised. I think I can hand draw more frames per second than it.
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Pixel Cherry Ninja
Pixel Cherry Ninja@PixelCNinja·
Did you know? Burnin' Rubber (1990) was the pack-in game for the Amstrad GX4000, meant to flex the system's 4,096-color palette. Amstrad spent 20 million pounds on marketing the console, yet it sold so poorly that retailers were clearing stock for just £29 within months.
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Terrible Maps
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
Regional woomba intensity across Australia
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Andie
Andie@AndieDelicacy·
I'm coming around to having an AI boyfriend with a changing face. Like a mood ring. A face for every season, whim and fancy. No more boring human boyfriends!
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Broke up with someone soon after a trip we took to Thailand where they kept complaining that the Thai food we got back home was better than what they served in Thailand. "Oh look they've got Pad Thai here as well"
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Richard Dzien
Richard Dzien@rdzien·
@ipb Can't be that far away then... Find the van and steal it... #NotActualAdvice #OrIsIt although I have had a one stop away message and the van was still in the Swindon depot.
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iain@ipb·
My yodel driver hasn't moved for 3 hours but is still "2 stops away"
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Richard Dzien
Richard Dzien@rdzien·
@TerribleMaps How else can Brittania rule the waves? Having to run 150 miles to launch a missile is a PITA though.
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Terrible Maps
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
I didn’t realise the UK’s nuclear submarines were this big
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Andie
Andie@AndieDelicacy·
@rdzien I was in zone 2 and working!
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Andie@AndieDelicacy·
The view is only partially making up for the pain of McDonald's being shut.
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