Domesticated Ranger

@Sassafrass_84 If he was still alive, he’d be clawing at the inside of the coffin lid trying to get out.

Probably still being a criminal.

@learning_yohei English is actually our second language. Primarily, we speak American.

僕は日本人なので、日本語が第一言語です。そして、多くの日本人は第二言語として、英語を学んでいます🇯🇵🥰 そこで、アメリカ人に質問があります。アメリカ人は第二言語として、どんな言語を学んでいますか？🇺🇸🤭

@sta27705 @Chicago_Daisy I like movies like Love and Monsters. Not terrifying, but suspenseful and fantastic.

@realRonLink @Chicago_Daisy Exactly. I don’t like the slasher type, but the psychological like Ghost Story with Astaire & The Changling with George C Scott.

I need some creepy/scary shows to watch. Whatcha got?

@Chicago_Daisy It’s a brisk 82° here in coastal Georgia! I’ll try to bear up under it…

First warm day of the year, and I am here for it!

@elizax650 Using the logic of the given answers, adding the numbers together and then multiplying by the second digit, the final equation equals 44.

What's the answer 🤔

@Chicago_Daisy I’ve had nightmares involving combat - like the Russians are parachuting in by my home, and I can’t find any ammo. But the worst that happens is that I thrash around in bed and wake Wifey. Good thing we have a king sized bed and there’s space between us when it happens…

Apparently I had a night terror last night. Woke up to all kinds of shit strewn about my bedroom...clothes, power cords, etc. At least I didn't break a bone this time. Small win, but still a win nonetheless, considering I've broken both hands this way.

@Simi_2210_ How is this a hard question? (10-6) / 4 =1 The answers people are posting prove that government education has failed us. And I are a product of it.

If you solve this in under 10 seconds, you’re officially a genius

@Chicago_Daisy Hard to believe in something that taken away decades ago. But what the heck… I believe!

It's always important to have a cause you believe in. 😂😂

@Maddu_550 It seems simple to me. The answer is 3. The square root of 81 is 9, so (9)+(9)/2, or 18/2 =9 and the square root of 9 is three.

Can you solve ?? “90% of the comments will be wrong . Prove me wrong .🧐

@Chicago_Daisy Whew! That’s a relief. The last thing any neighborhood needs is a haunted house.

There used to be a house on our block that we thought was haunted, because we'd hear people screaming inside and because people who went in never came out. Turns out it was just a murderer's house. 😂😂

@Chicago_Daisy @CMerandi @WeAreLinHealth Full disclosure, I have had alcohol exactly once in nearly 15 months. I’ve decided that enduring the pain is more bearable for me than the consequences of drinking until the pain eases up. And it’s a lot cheaper to not buy the booze…

@realRonLink @CMerandi @WeAreLinHealth Literally. You're absolutely right

The Pain Recovery Coach Scheme brought to you by @WeAreLinHealth

@Chicago_Daisy Toilet seats make great picture frames for when you want to have a portrait visible sometimes, and then sometimes you just want to hide it and can put the lid down.

Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, NOT desire. I do not collect them. I'm not a toilet seat addict. So, no matter how much you email me, I'm not going to think "Oh go on then, just 1 more toilet seat. I'll treat myself!"

@Chicago_Daisy @CMerandi @WeAreLinHealth As a 100% disabled veteran from 20 years of jumping out of airplanes, fighting bad guys & blowing stuff up, all I get are muscle relaxers & anti inflammatories. Docs are afraid of govt repercussions if they prescribe what actually helps eliminate the pain. Drives you to drink.

@CMerandi @WeAreLinHealth Good grief, I've been dealing with this shit since I was 8 years old. Give me a damn pain pill and screw all this other bs. I don't need to "understand my pain." I need relief.

@emaq27 @Chicago_Daisy @CMerandi @WeAreLinHealth If I broke my back in three places, I’d stay away from those places…

@Chicago_Daisy @CMerandi @WeAreLinHealth I’ve never once said it was your fault. That was YOU. I broke my back in 3 places 10 yrs ago. I’m a pain patient myself. I just refuse to be a “victim” of anything.

@TaraBull If you can’t afford to tip REASONABLY, you can’t afford to dine out. Fixed it for ya.

"If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to dine out." Thoughts?

@FtimaPesso2719 At ten seconds in, the alien is dressed. At 15 seconds, he’s naked. Everyone loves a good alien strip off, I guess.

Contato extraterrestres com autoridades militares dos E.U.A Não pode ser IA, observem que há reflexo na mesa espelhada do aperto de mãos 🧤 👽👤 O vídeo está viralizando na internet - exatamente por esse motivo. Qual o motivo dos EUA estarem divulgando arquivos sobre inteligência extraterrestre? 🤔

@DefiantLs We should listen to Rafael Warnock. If anyone knows what it means to be in over your head, dangerous to the public and needing to be fired, it’s Warnock.

Sen. Warnock tells RFK: "I think you're dangerous to the American public and you ought to be fired. And if you're not fired, you ought to have the decency to resign. You're way in over your head."

@Chicago_Daisy I guess that would be a better option than those Wonder Woman Underoos…

I spend my whole life trying to never be embarrassed or embarrass myself. Then, in my haste to get out the door and go to the ER today, I realized too late that I had thrown on underwear that had "Rock Star" bedazzled across my ass. 🤣🤣🤣