Terry Drake

@adonipriapus @RobSchneider that's an insult to turkey tits

@RobSchneider Colbert is just a pair of turkey tits with glasses.

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years. According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

@sam_isthere @jgebbia this is real? I assumed it was satire

@jgebbia Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful and perfect for Helen of Troy, and Elliot Page is certainly an interesting choice to contrast the hyper-masculine heteronormative version of Achilles that Brad Pitt played, Nolan is a god of cinema .

lmfao

@0hour1 finally, common sense prevails (for now)

Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll.

@switzerland2054 @scalice_paul @WhiteHouse 🎯

@scalice_paul @WhiteHouse your comment suggests you're angry from not feeling seen in life. we project our insecurities and fears out onto others..

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@DefiantLs Judges and prosecutors who put our lives at risk by allowing these violent reoffenders to walk free need to be held accountable.

Pregnant woman stabbed in a grocery store parking lot by a woman with over 70 previous charges in North Carolina

@Cryptoboyy_Aji You're not paying interest for "nothing". You're paying interest to borrow money that you don't have do you can buy what you can't afford. If you don't want to pay interest, don't borrow money

the average US mortgage is $250,000 at 7% over 30 years. total repayment? $598,000. you borrow $250K and pay back $598K. $348,000 straight to the bank for nothing. then you pay to fix up the house. stuff breaks. you pay insurance monthly. property taxes every year. 3–6% in realtor fees when you sell. and we act like renting is throwing money away. there is a strong argument for renting.

@NancySinatra Oh so what they already tried to do/did? I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you

Count me in.

@gingerjayhawker @MarioNawfal wig, face paint, and more dogs than companions tell you everything

@MarioNawfal The wig is a clue she’s a total fake.

🇺🇸 Kathy Griffin claims she “knew Charlie Kirk” because she “did a panel with him one time.” Now she's calling him a "straight-up Nazi" and mocking his looks. This from the childless dog lady with a wig in the background…

@MarioNawfal I find it ironic that the people cheering for and wishing violence on anyone who disagrees with them are calling everyone else "nazi" and "fascist"

@EricLDaugh A lot of people hoping and cheering for violence from the safety of their own home. Mark (a terrible actor and washed up loser) would be the first one crying to the FBI if roles were reversed

🚨 NOW: The White House is EVISCERATING deranged Mark Hamill for openly egging on the death of President Trump The SAME Mark Hamill that Barack Hussein Obama just welcomed to his trash can library in Chicago THEY WANT 47 TO BE KlLLED. "Mark Hamill is one sick individual. These Radical Left lunatics just can’t help themselves. This kind of rhetoric is exactly what has inspired three assassination attempts in two years against our President." They're both absolute disgraces.

@TheDemocrats in fairness, she was a fucking bitch. Now she's just worm shit.

Your agents killed a mother in cold blood and called her a "fuckin' bitch."

@JoseButWithPH @TheDemocrats you can take one look at her and know she's about to say or do something stupid

@TheDemocrats Look what the democrat party does to people

It's more like they're being held hostage against their will under threat of violence but we'll get them out soon. They have no power, no say. The question is whether Iran is smart enough to admit defeat and watch the ships leave peacefully or if they want the US to light them up again. Either way, we're happy to help.

@realTerryDrake @RapidResponse47 @SecRubio Thanks for admitting it could be called anything but a rescue mission.

WATCH IN FULL: @SecRubio briefs the press at the White House

@RapidResponse47 @SecRubio If they are American flagged ships, they get escorts. If there are foreign ships and those countries have war ships, they should send those ships to help before we shoulder the burden.

@Mohsen_Taheri_4 @RapidResponse47 @SecRubio OR they can exit the way they came in and carry on with their lives and loved ones

@RapidResponse47 @SecRubio The cast and crew of the trapped ships can go to the UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, or Saudi Arabia, right?

@CollinRugg Killers should suffer and die the same way their victims did.

BREAKING: FedEx driver who pleaded guilty to kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death. Tanner Horner snatched Athena while he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. At one point during the trial, jurors broke down in tears while hearing audio of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother before she was killed. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported last month. Following three hours of deliberation today, Horner was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

@chaseposts @SolLunix child care, car payments, insurance premiums, medical

@SolLunix I actually like this argument a lot. You should be able to write off your housing, utilities, internet, and commuting expenses the same way a company does.

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M." Government: "Totally reasonable." You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival." Government: "You owe taxes on $60K." You: "That's not—" Government: "File by May 15."

@SlatDontMiss is this before or after the reduction?

Agent’s team couldn’t stop laughing after fans were scared to take pictures with him after getting his forehead reduction surgery 😭😭