drealkelv

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drealkelv

drealkelv

@realkelv

No BIO from this BIO😔. Ohhh! I’m a Tailor, and a Chelsea Fan💯💯😁💙💙💙

Benin-City, Nigeria Katılım Ağustos 2019
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Instablog9ja@instablog9ja·
If K+dn@ppers Pick You Up, Give Them My Number. I Am Not God Sent If They Don’t Release You — Bishop Oyedepo Bishop David Oyedepo, the founder and presiding bishop of Living Faith Church Worldwide (Winners Chapel), one of Nigeria’s most influential Pentecostal leaders, reportedly shared a testimony during a church service recounting past incidents involving k+dn@ppingsconnected to members of his ministry. He said that on one occasion when a pastor was abducted, he instructed that his phone number be given to the k+dn@ppers. According to him, he issued a strong warning: “One time one of our pastor was carried by k+dn@ppers, i said give them the phone and told them in 24 hours if you don’t check him out you are d+ad. The place was vibrating on a spot and was released” He added: ”If anybody picks you, give them my number. If he is not cut down then I am not God sent” In another account, he said one of his daughters was k+dn@pped and informed the abductors that her father had already declared her release time. He stated: “Another time to one of those my daughter was captured somewhere amd she told them my father said I am getting out of here lastesr 7am. And I didn’t even speak with them, that was how they started cutting themselves (the k+dn@ppers) and told her to start going” He used the testimonies to encourage Christians, urging them not to live in fear or allow oppression, and stating that believers are “raised far above the devil.”
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drealkelv@realkelv·
@the_smallie Broke different records Decades and century of records He’ll be remembered, just not for good Make Chelsea dey chop 7 goals in a match, five loses in a row without registering a single goal 😭
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SMALLIE@the_smallie·
3 defeats to Arsenal in under 3 weeks Got disgraced out of the UCL by PSG Missed next season UCL spot Still managed to lose to ordinary Man U. Rosemary the evil you’ve done is enough. 🙏🏼
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drealkelv@realkelv·
See the useless Man Face They don’t care so long as they get that money Thieves in uniform @PoliceNG @TunjiDisu1
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drealkelv@realkelv·
Another record in the bag Five loses in a row without registering a single goal Over 30yrs of record Rosemary and senior Men just Dey break different records 😂 He’ll be greatly remembered 😂🤌🏾
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drealkelv@realkelv·
@DanielRegha You no go see sleep today 😂 You’ll repost it again next year as remembrance
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Daniel Regha@DanielRegha·
I bought one rubber palm slippers like that today for N1,800; Very fine slippers to use indoors, left it inside keke for a few minutes to just get something, and someone stole it. Them thief my brand new slippers. I am telling you, Nigerians are the problems of Nigerians. May God judge that person.
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drealkelv@realkelv·
This CHELSEA needs cleansing Cleansing from the roots(the owners) to every part. Wait, is Delap a footballer? 😂🤌🏾
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drealkelv@realkelv·
@ultimate_kombo Imagine another injury con still enter these squad 😂 We’re cooked already 😂🤌🏾 Hopefully we get at least a draw if we don’t win
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KOMBO™@ultimate_kombo·
Brighton Vs Chelsea Line up Thoughts?
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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨 Cole Palmer and João Pedro, both out for Chelsea game against Brighton. ❌ Palmer suffered a “slight hamstring injury”, says Liam Rosenior. ⚠️
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PZ@PThussy34·
@ChuksEricE He will pay not yet, during fundraising and donations for election, Sowore don catch new Maga.
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KOMBO™@ultimate_kombo·
Nigeria is a weird place Me and you Dey do online banter, you come carry my picture Dey do promotion for you business, even put am for bill board You still Dey make mouth on line say o no fit do you anything say you be powerful man I report the case to police them charge you go court send you go prison Now I am being accused for Oppressing you 😂😂😂
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drealkelv@realkelv·
@Biz__Wisdom @ChuksEricE He’s not Josh too funny Bro. Personally, I don’t like his kind of content because of the way he talks too, but that’s how he best makes his money online. So…?
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CHUKS 🍥
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE·
“I was in the office today when several people started messaging me, sending me trending news that I had been sacked, me that the company has already employed? I even went to drive for them yesterday.” — UK-based Nigerian comedian Jectimi reacts after a blogger posted news claiming he was sacked by the company following allegations that he and his Ghanaian colleague lied about their truck driving experience.
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UK-based Nigerian comedian Jectimi was stunned after he and his Ghanaian friend secured a truck driving job that pays £350 for 8 hours per day. However, on getting to where they were supposed to refuel, they realized they didn’t know how to open the fuel tank and had to beg another driver for help😭😂😂

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drealkelv@realkelv·
@Meso_shots @ultimate_kombo Kombo take his time to outline in details for your understanding, yet you still talk go left 😂 E no go beta for that person wey dey behind your stupidity 😂🤌🏾
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Meso📸🖤@Meso_shots·
@ultimate_kombo It’s still oppression. Because of small banter you run go report to police chai No be everything you go carry go police
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