Pussi Popsicle

To anybody reading this, I shouldn’t be alive. Im only here today through the power of god and Jesus Christ. IDC if i dont know you, please never hesitate to reach out in your time of need. You are all great and deserve the most

@PylesAusten13 @RedSox @Walmart

@RedSox the fact the @Walmart had this up in their store in the photo section when I was younger and I made no money off it is wild

@BaseballQuotes1 @PylesAusten13

The Mets have introduced the 9-9-9 challenge as a concession this year

@iJordanMoore @PylesAusten13 this or Bautistas

I’m ready to say that Willyer Abreu’s bat flip is the best all-time. Not sure if anyone beats this.

@GroyperHoliday @nypost @qweed

@nypost @qweed It was a female cop so I genuinely dont care and im going to drive drunk every day now

Drunk driver jingled keys at bar patrons begging him not to drive before speeding off and killing Nassau County cop: DA trib.al/bdbPUXp

@AFpost Aura

North Korea’s Kim Kong Un was photographed test-firing handguns at a munitions factory with his teenage daughter. Follow: @AFpost

@SimpPolice911 Maybe she’ll think twice next time

Man catches his wife cheating and was ready to end it all 💔

@LeadingReport Finally. Glimpses of a golden age

Some Pakistanis no longer want to immigrate to the United States because of President Trump, Wajahat Ali claims.

Finally, this gem was what I was looking for. x.com/Schopenbaumer/…

@AFpost 🤨

@NickJFuentes @DanCrenshawTX Arrg.... 🏴‍☠️

@Andywarski Slut is banned too. Cum is fine

YOU CAN'T NAME YOUR RIVAL A SLUR IN THE RE-RELEASE OF POKEMON. TELL ME HOW WE SHOULDN'T USE EMULATORS AGAIN.

If you're from any other state other than NH and you just wanna come here for some reason..... Don't. 👍 ✌️

@Stay_Hydrated47 @DocStrangelove2 Very true, but the importance of aura can not be discounted

@DocStrangelove2 Finding out first hand that the ar15 absolutely dominates the AK in every conceivable metric. Only aura keeps the ak alive in the US

What's a gun fact that kind of broke your heart? For me, it was discovering firsthand that the Spas-12 is kind of shit.

She's the only person alive who knows EVERYTHING.

@iFightForKids @Dexerto Not tipping is a Blacktivity

@Dexerto Based. Those who dont tip are cheapskates who should get the food themselves then. It's low class to not tip

A delivery driver delivering food during US snowstorms has gone viral after refusing to hand over a pizza without a tip “We’re not delivering for no tips today. You’ll have to come and get it from the store”

@DefiantLs The magic hat that makes them loud and unbearable

This woman has a question for white folks

@TheNFLDrop @RapSheek @PylesAusten13 hope this doesnt effect your parlay

Despite speculation, Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez will NOT play in Super Bowl LX. (via @RapSheek)

What's so funny about this now is, they now literally do that on their AK's. How times change.