Parker Reed

Survivor is life

@AdamBreneman81 @NextUpBreneman @usat @CoachMC_PSU He never won a B12 conference title, pretty easy fact to check. Looks good in a tweet tho.

The first time Matt Campbell really saw entitlement creep into his Iowa State team came the season after they won the program’s first Big 12 championship. Here’s how he and the coaching staff handled the adversity that came with it ⬇️ @NextUpBreneman x @USAT

@PondoKnowsBest @Eauah :(

@Eauah Yeah the Cyclones are killing my Wildcats! Unfortunately, I don't see them winning their next game.

What is going on with me ? I’m cheering very hard right now for Iowa State and last night for Nebraska. Like jump out my chair excited. 😊

@EvanMiya Don’t.

Lose your best player to start the game? No problem.

@Clones007 L take.

If I had given you Purdue plus 19 would you have taken it?

@SSN_KState Missed the game. What was the final?

Gene Taylor: “oh and by the way, Jamie Pollard had to beg Iowa State fans to wear their color because none of them know what their actual color is.” ADGT is an absolute icon 🤣💜

Happy birthday @reedcommaparker of the @RooHamm podcast!

@RiotFest @blink182 !

Fuck it. Let's do a contest. If you could only see one band on the 2025 Riot Fest lineup who would it be? Reply to this tweet and tag the band, and we'll pick a winner tomorrow to win a pair of tickets. Or just buy a Riot Fest ticket now: riotfest.tixr.com/RF25

@IAGovernor What is the end goal here? If the bill were about sports or bathrooms, it would’ve been about sports or bathrooms. Fuck you, Kim Reynolds.

Today, I signed into law a bill that safeguards the rights of women and girls.

@mattvanwinkle Thanks for saying this, Matt. Ignore the ‘Van Woke’ crowd - this is a matter of respecting fellow humans. You’re a good one.

What republican lawmakers in Iowa did today is abhorrent. Truly shameful. Somebody please tell me what good this does? History will absolutely remember this vote.

@MovieVectors consider deleting this

Two historic albums nominated (Brat and Midwest Princess) and you give it to the person cosplaying a culture smh

@CycloneATH @MidwestFord This is not the time.

Tamin Lipsey is your @MidwestFord player of the game.🌪️

@GaryParrishCBS you should try trusting a building

@MattNorlander Congratulations, Matt 🙏 know you’re cheering hard

AUBURN WINS AFTER BEING DOWN 18 AND IT IS ABSOLUTE SCENES MAUI FOREVER

@MattNorlander This will haunt you all season.

It's me: The Man Who Always Believed in Iowa State.

@JonRothstein @FDSportsbook I know what @MattNorlander is taking!

Auburn is currently -4.5 against Iowa State and -182 on the MONEYLINE. SPREAD: 90% of the total bets on Auburn, with 91% of the total handle on Auburn. MONEYLINE: 70% of the total bets on Auburn, with 93% of the total handle on Auburn. Via @FDSportsbook.

.@MattNorlander does this image make you physically ill?

Never fly @Allegiant. They will get you to your destination 9hrs 45min later than originally scheduled and then take your money with a shrug.

@CycloneLarry69 Larry, is there a god?

Gonna go sacrifice a beer and see if it helps