Regal Jester

@CAA_Official @SocietyBasement I don't hate anybody, I (128➗e980)everyone

@StagecoachMCSL There's only one bus into Longridge which was running until 8, then without warning, no more busses. It's 9:35 pm and I'm stuck in Preston. If you can't find one single bus to replace the no1 then you don't deserve a pay rise, #uselessbusses

#Preston #Chorley #Lancashire We regret to inform customers that our services in South Lancashire will be disrupted today due to strikes taking place. Full details can be found here... stge.co/TkcY50uB9Uz

@larryblamire Mr Spocks ears were also rubber. (probable fact)

@Chris_Dugdale @MooseAllain That was a bit of a rant, but then remoaners do nothing else.

I still maintain that the best solution for Brexit is to have two Britains as in The City And The City, one in and one out.

@Tartle_Games Grover

@techweenie How about Orson Verne?

Love it. Any Jules Wells covers? twitter.com/larryblamire/s…

@ChrisHewitt Borris is a Dick, but then you seem a bit of a dick too.

Presumably all the trolls who voted Brexit are going to live under this bridge. twitter.com/christopherhop…

@benjaminward @willbonds @MayorofLondon @noordinarypark More money for London while the north crumbles.

Announcing the hugely exciting East Bank: a breathtaking £1.1bn project which will transform the area east of @noordinarypark into a powerhouse of culture, education, innovation and growth #LondonIsOpen

@MayorofLondon Why not reward the well behaved who despite their environment don't carry knives?

As part of wider initiatives, we’ve invested £2m in London Gang Exit services to support young people at risk of serious violence and help them into employment, education or training. Find out what else we’re doing: #acc-i-52166" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">london.gov.uk/what-we-do/edu…

@DrMatthewSweet Looks like an an old chair dumped in a field, so it's as beautiful as fly tipping.

Beautiful. Like a lost Henry Moore. twitter.com/andr6wmale/sta…

Sometimes, you just got to SEND IT! 🚀 @JakubKornfeil84 goes BIG in the craziest save in #Moto3 history! #FrenchGP

@Independent Isn't she?

Speaker John Bercow accused of calling Andrea Leadsom a 'stupid woman’ #link_time=1526671569" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

How Microsoft reinvented its Xbox controller to adapt to everyone 🎮

@Gizmodo Tabi socks

The future is knit: Why the ancient art of knitting is high-tech again gizmo.do/lSNZh2g

@1AshleyLaurence @ZombieRiot My eyes are up here

Wearing my cool ZOMBIE! tees from my friend Eric Weiss @ZombieRiot 💀🤘🏼 #horror

@TwitterUK How can I possibly miss it? Everywhere I look, there it is, even when I close my eyes. Hopefully a scandal or two might liven things up a bit, otherwise big yawn.

Don't miss our LIVE #RoyalWedding coverage tomorrow, including must-see Tweets 💬, Moments ⚡️, and interviews 🎤. Click to set a reminder for when we go LIVE 👇 twitter.com/i/events/98364…

@natalieben I reserve my right to be unhealthy.

What we should be demanding everywhere: "This Dutch city’s choice to move away from the car, to clear the air, to invest in healthy individuals, is not an unreachable ideal." theguardian.com/cities/2018/ma…

Conrad Veidt in The Man Who Laughs Directed by Paul Leni (1928) #silent #retro #drama

@BBCNews We don't have one up here in Preston, and the crooks know it.

Criminal charges fall despite rise in recorded crime - so how's your police force doing? bbc.in/2L3mDAx