Rich Lapachet

@elonmusk Or as some might say, “cum populus relinquat, deus relinquit.”

This is outstanding !

@td_nash “Tufnel”. Sorry.

@td_nash Nigel Tufel

Who’s your favorite number 11?🧐

This guy kills it without fail.

@mmpadellan Man, if only there was some kind of Joint, comprehensive plan of action in place that could have monitored Iran’s nuclear ambitions…

trump: "when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money." Who's the "we" in that sentence? I'm not getting any "higher oil prices" checks in the mail. MAGA, if you guys are STILL buying this crap, then you are dumber than you look and sound. 🤡

Of course, Kristi Noem deserved to be fired. But rather than spend energy celebrating this Trump setback, let's recognize that the disaster of today’s DHS runs much deeper than the (former) Secretary's incompetence - and keep stepping up the political pressure.

@JaredEMoskowitz So did she pick up the USCG blanket you offered?

In Memoriam: Gone but not forgotten

@atrupar He’s always comparing himself to Lincoln, who also sent federal troops to Atlanta…

Trump muses about sending troops into Georgia: "Atlanta. Atlanta. We could take care of Atlanta. I'll tell you what, you oughta get them to call me. We could take care of Atlanta so fast. They don't want to call. Don't forget -- we move people out."

@WISHNews8 Well, even if this song is older than some of the athletes parents (close at 44 years), they should all at least recognize his name.

John Mellencamp makes a surprise performance at IU football's National Championship celebration in Memorial Stadium. Mellencamp even brought up a few players to help sing along. #iufb

@Amy_Siskind But was the internal bleeding a direct result of incident in question? A simple blood blister or bruise can be classified as internal bleeding.

This is the ICE officer that CBS ‘News’ is reporting on behalf of the Trump regime, had internal bleeding. Hello doctors - do people with internal bleeding walk like this?

@patriottakes At Penn State this is referred to as a “White Out.”

A photo of Trump’s US Attorneys

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Just wondering if “Corporations are people,” is still a thing with conservatives.

Bessent: “We’re going to start pushing over the coming days and weeks that if you're on public assistance, you cannot wire money out of the country."

@RexVolcano Well, the last time Cal played a bowl game in Hawaii was Mooch’s one-n-done year, losing to Navy. Unfortunately that then gave way to the Tom Holmoe era. So, how bad can it get?

okay lets move on

@TwistNH7 Ummm…it is now.

That ain’t no seagull !!!

@avinashkunnath @atomsareenough Maybe they can join the Mountain West.

USC gets run over in the Pac-12 for a decade and a half, so they destroy the Pac-12. USC loses seven of their last eight to Notre Dame, so they end the most storied rivalry in all of college football. Take one guess what’ll happen when USC can’t win anything in the B1G either.

@JustinWilcocks Will this be billed as “Tosh 2.0”?

redemption arc

@GhostofGarbers Mitt Romney’s head of HR?

Ok what is the title of the guy with the binder

@Thomasdunn24 That stadium sounded a lot more quiet than it did on the telecast.

Jaron Keawe Sagapolutele to Jacob de Jesus FOR THE WIN Cal is going bowling for the 3rd straight year and they upset No. 15 Louisville in the Bluegrass😳

@RonFilipkowski “Fast, vicious, and sweet,” just like Russia’s three day venture to take Kiev…or Rumsfeld saying the Iraq War will last, “ five days or five weeks or five months, but certainly isn’t going to last much longer than that.”

Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”

@MeidasTouch So “Next year” is the new “two weeks”?

This year: White House renovations, $40 billion for Argentina, firing everyone, stripping away food stamps, getting rid of health care subsidies, Great Gatsby parties at his private club. Next year: Affordability, baby!