Rick Ormerod

@TeamYouTube My channel's been terminated for a (good faith) policy violation. I'm an independent filmmaker who's made films for @Netflix, @BBC, @Nowness, @SkyArts with over 2.5 million views on your platform. I'm asking for a human review so I can carry on making films here.

@archer_rs You’ll also need to be certain that the matter under discussion is in your wheelhouse.

Hotel breakfast. Now off to business businessman meetings. I shall probably be pushing the envelope, leveraging strategies and boiling the ocean . . . . or something

@alfiemoore Well deserved, saw you perform in Worcester recently, a real treat.

I'm delighted to say that It's A Fair Cop has made it through to the final of the BBC Audio Drama Awards. This one's not a public vote but decided by industry judges. In a few weeks, me and Mrs M will be off to the awards night in that there London with everything crossed🤞

@alfiemoore @HuntingdonHall Very much enjoyed it. Another radio series soon we hope.

@rickormerod @HuntingdonHall I’m definitely funnier than emulsion

@alfiemoore Just booked tickets to see you @HuntingdonHall Worcester as a cunning ruse to get out of decorating this afternoon…don’t let me down fella!

I gave this TED talk warning Silicon Valley of the profound threat of it posed to democracy nearly 6 years ago. It provoked a lawsuit that caused me years of pain. The UK government did nothing to contain the threat. And here we are.

@Sandford_Police “Just the one swan actually.”

We sent a number of specialist Officers to assist with this dangerous incident

Nigel Farage warmly greets his constituents, Mr and Mrs Wilson as they approach him at one of his regular constituency surgery meetings for those in Clacton who maintain a holiday home in Washington DC, America. Nigel is seen wearing his trademark, "I Love Clacton" hat.

@_still_fighting @prodnose It’s ever so simple. This is offside, by a whisker granted, but still offside. If you want to go back to instantaneous judgements made by the referee that’s fine, but you’ll still complain about them and disagree with them. You can’t have it all ways.

@prodnose How is it madness? You’re either offside or you’re not? You can’t be a bit offside, just like you can’t be a bit pregnant

Madness. Absolute fucking madness.

@supertanskiii Has Uncle Donny been at the sherry again?

He is fucking insane.

Boris Johnson apparently had no clue what Brexit actually was until 25 September 2020

@anon_opin I endorse this message

Heinz do the best mayo and Hellmann's do the best ketchup.

@archer_rs Stop being horrid to poor Nigel. He’s fled to the safety of a foreign land to escape the devastation and ruin of his homeland. He probably paid a great deal of money to get across the Channel with the possessions he needed in a small bag. Y’know, almost like a refugee.

@benyahr @archer_rs And they let these people roam the streets right?

“Stop calling us weird.”

Newly elected members of the French parliament refusing to shake hands with the far right is extremely satisfying. A particular shout out to the rock paper scissors gag.

@archer_rs Brilliant device. I use mine daily but only probably use about 10 to 15% of the functionality.

Does anyone have experience of the 'remarkable 2' writing device. We are considering buying one as a present for a relative. I appreciate any feedback or advice. Thanks R.

@beckysbhajis That’s beautiful 😻

A complete novice, I've made, for me, my perfect garden. Some things in the wrong place and a lot to learn, but I'm dead proud! Sitting and chilling in the sunshine on this beautiful day 😍

@The_Globe “I have of late, (but wherefore I know not) lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition; that this goodly frame the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory….what a piece of work is man”

What is Shakespeare's most heartbreaking line? 💔