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@shaunvlog_ Garbagecannius Pandatinyus. Commonly known as a Trash Panda. Wild, difficult to tame, legal in most states.

America what the HELL is this and can I keep it as a pet? 😍

Explain your politics with a gif image or video

@QTRBlackGarrett Make sure to donate your foreskin to Israel.

In the hospital. I’m physically unable to move. They had to cut a wall out of my house. And a trailer to get me here. Hopefully the penis reduction surgery is successful. Wish me luck

@IfindRetards Welcome, brother.

Hey guys, I have to report something. I disconnected my router to clean up the cables, an hour later I noticed my Internet wasn't working. I called support and was on hold for 20 minutes. When they asked which lights were on I noticed it was unplugged. I'm retarded.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Masturbating with a cactus.

Rosie Jones 😀

@Dominos_UK Migrant rape gangs.

tell a silly story in 3 words

@CaudilloXIV Okay.

Interact with this post so I can get money for drugs and alcohol

@TheGriftReport He should have just called himself muhammed and raped some kids. They would have gone much easier on him.

A barrister is facing a criminal record and even prison after he pulled 200 bags of rubbish from a section of the River Roding in Barking Paul Powlesland aged 40 a barrister and environmentalist organized volunteers to clear 200 bags of rubbish including needles and weapons from a polluted section of the River Roding in Barking east London in March 2026 using a hired digger. The Environment Agency sent him a letter alleging he carried out works without an environmental permit launching an investigation under the Environmental Permitting Regulations with potential penalties of up to two years in prison. Powlesland said this river will be restored they now have a clear choice they can fight me and all the other amazing volunteers doing the work or they can get on board and help us and become the good guys in this. He added we have got irises and reed beds coming back I saw fish in there for the first time a couple of weeks ago dragonflies and herons returning with the whole ecosystem coming back to life. The EA said they welcome communities taking steps to improve their local environment but insisted undertaking work without the appropriate permits is not acceptable to prevent unintended harm to flood risk drainage or the wider environment. Powlesland vowed to continue his clean up efforts criticizing the need for licences for volunteer work and pointing to an upstream Thames Water sewage outlet as a source of pollution.

@insanedms "Well, as long as you don't call me Uncle in bed, I'm game."

@Pirat_Nation Always be the first scan of the day. You know there's going to be a few people who pee in it thinking it's a public pool.

Midjourney, the company behind the popular AI image generator, has unveiled what it says is the world’s first full-body ultrasound CT scanner. >The technology aims to make full-body imaging safer and more affordable. >During the scan, people are lowered into water while ultrasound waves create detailed 3D images of more than 25 organs and body structures in about one minute. >The scan uses no radiation. Midjourney is working toward FDA approval for future diagnostic uses and plans to bring the scanner to market by the end of 2027.

@Sargon_of_Akkad Imagine how many liters of jizz have been wiped off her face.

It's like the Picture of Dorian Grey in reverse.

YOINK!

@EchoesofWarYT Elliot Page is looking rough.

This portrait shows Solomon Sivils, recorded as Inmate No. 4339, photographed in 1904, at the time of his sentencing. He was sentenced to 18 months in prison and fined $10 for introducing liquor into Indian Territory. The prison physician formally described him as: “Solomon Sivils, Inmate Number 4339, at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary. Tubercular and extremely emaciated from morphine addiction. Unfit for manual labor.”

@SandyofCthulhu I think a lot of the issues comes from small studios with teams that love the games being absorbed by large companies, and the entire dynamic changes from making games to pleasing higher management and investors.

I stand by every word. When Ensemble Studios was murdered, the devs didn’t “die”. Some of us founded four new game studios. Some went and pollinated the rest of the industry. Everyone benefited except MicroSoft, who killed us. And we were a studio that ought not to die. Studios that SHOULD die should go.

@0nlyk1tt3n That's a weird way to fish, but if he volunteered to be bait, I guess it's fine.

Magnificent engineering, it's not just an elevator, it's dignity.

@thatstarwarsgrl I think I would learn mitosis so I could disappoint both of them at the same time.

Gentlemen, just out of curiosity which do you prefer?

@SandyofCthulhu Any time the phrase Assault Rifle is used.

I read a story in which the author, whose hero was Texas, mentioned someone taking a "slice" of Frito pie, and thus exposed himself as a poseur. In a different story, by a different author, the hero went to Waffle House and bought a Belgian waffle - making it clear he had never in fact visited a Waffle House. In the Walking Dead, they go from Florida to South Carolina and can't find a single firearm in any house. "Huh" I thought. "The screenwriters are from Los Angeles." What examples can you give of a writer unintentionally giving away his lack of knowledge?

@koopaaron @9mmsmg "Dat be Nickleback?"

@9mmsmg “Is that Nickelback?”

Get in the gym. Guy sits next to me and starts playing music from his phone. No headphones. No one wants to listen to Drake on your 25 dollar Boost Mobile phone. I did the logical thing and turned on music on my phone louder than his goes. He turned to say something and decided not to. Maybe he realized how ridiculous he was. Probably not, though.

@RoofKorean7 @morrisoi37 While I agree, the issue is that they will see it as a badge of honor, and it would be used for propaganda. They believe that being a victim gives them power, and in any leftist area, they are correct.

@morrisoi37 You guys are too tolerant, that guy needs to get his ass kicked.

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@CorpseKings Kamala

What's a creepy name for a Horrific God of Destruction?