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@elonmusk @MerriamWebster , I left my dictionary in my portmanteau, but I think #incestimate sounds cromulent enough to be real?

Twitter deal temporarily on hold pending details supporting calculation that spam/fake accounts do indeed represent less than 5% of users reuters.com/technology/twi…

@jmg23elm @DollarCars This is Tampa. Apparently they are a disaster everywhere?

I landed at the Orlando Airport just after 9:00AM. I made my way down to the Dollar Rental @DollarCars to get our rental car that I reserved for 9:30AM. It’s now 10:45AM and I am in a line that is at-least a football field long. The line isn’t moving #unacceptable #mismanaged

@DollarCars looks like overbooking in Orlando. Can't get help!

The line at @DollarCars in Tampa. Wtf?

@MarkBrooksArt That soapbox was looking lonely without Stan. Thank you for standing up.

And for further proof, watch what they do with this thread. They’re going to monetize this for days. They only have one play in their playbook. But that’s fine. I encourage them to do it. It means more eyes of the people that I want to read this and hopefully take it to heart.

This is going to be my last tweets regarding Comicsgate because honestly, this is exhausting and I have far better things to do and a happy successful life to lead. I began this crusade because Ethan had once again done what he always does.(long thread)

@DelfinaDino Ha ha. You got ratio-ed because everyone else is dumb. Brilliant tweet.

I have not met a single person... who is happily married.🤔

@TRowePrice @ryanjohnson3 How about acknowledging that there is a problem?

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@TRowePrice , I am unable to reach your customer service today, tried several different numbers - is there an outage?

@GailSimone This, but with the real Thor (Jane Foster).

Name a female DC character and a female Marvel character who would definitely just be great pals if the universes met again. I mean REALLY great pals. The best pals!

@LadyZweihander @GailSimone Gwenpool.

@GailSimone shit, I really, really want to say Harley Quinn and Deadpool. Now I can't think of anyone else.

@anandoff @olgakhazan

@olgakhazan Massive decline in violent bullying? semanticscholar.org/paper/Trends-i…

Wait one more crazy statistic for the day: In 1991, nearly *a third* of high-schoolers thought seriously about killing themselves childtrends.org/indicators/sui… What the hell was happening in the early 90s??

Finish this sentence. "If I could, I would like to look as if I were drawn by---" Who?

@SaraJBenincasa Someone who is hot, dumb, nice, excited about eating a** and livid about time-f**kery.

@RVAwonk Almost as confused as the Twitter AI trying to figure out how to crop this photo in my feed. I think it went for "dramatic reveal" mode.

I’m ….confused.

@woketopus I thought this was about the hallucinogen PCP and was very confused by the comments.

@anne_theriault You keep stealing your 10yo's material and the @nytimes is gonna start a hash tag about #BadArtMom .

I don’t know what the bad art friend thing is

@DanaSchwartzzz Francis was 16 when he died, so if you didnt FF all the sex scenes, you're a perv ( like me).

(does anyone have opinions on the TV show REIGN and want to chat with me over on the noble blood patreon lol because I have THOUGHTS)

@MohanadElshieky I thought Joey Gibson was the villain of Portlandia?

@AngryBlackLady A sheet full of farts is going to crush your foot? I'm so confused.

@clearlylori @SnowflakeKA @RVAwonk @ClaraJeffery I'm sure he has people who can do that sort of thing for him, and they are now doing that thing full time.

Right-wing radio host Bob Enyart — a staunch anti-vaccine, anti-mask, anti-abortion, anti-gay “firebrand” who used to mock the deaths of people with AIDS — just died of COVID-19. He is the 5th right-wing radio host to die of COVID in the past 6 weeks. denverpost.com/2021/09/13/bob…